die-hardbaby ✨🔵
@dumb.baby
im Cory 🐱
real verified baby
California ☀️
she/her
MDNI
CW: animal death, injury, etc.
real verified baby
California ☀️
she/her
MDNI
CW: animal death, injury, etc.
thought of y'all at da store xoxo
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
thought of y'all at da store xoxo
now i can smell like TWO pop stars instead of one
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
now i can smell like TWO pop stars instead of one
homie if u have a list that u regularly update to keep at the top of clearsky to warn ppl that ur on a bunch of bullshit lists u cannot call anyone else terminally online lmao
(also if ur wondering why they're on a bunch of bogus lists, it's bc they put people on bogus lists all the time lmao)
(also if ur wondering why they're on a bunch of bogus lists, it's bc they put people on bogus lists all the time lmao)
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
homie if u have a list that u regularly update to keep at the top of clearsky to warn ppl that ur on a bunch of bullshit lists u cannot call anyone else terminally online lmao
(also if ur wondering why they're on a bunch of bogus lists, it's bc they put people on bogus lists all the time lmao)
(also if ur wondering why they're on a bunch of bogus lists, it's bc they put people on bogus lists all the time lmao)
fuck it's from june, the sands of my time are long gone. im cooked
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
fuck it's from june, the sands of my time are long gone. im cooked
its not my fault publishers are fucking stupid and prudish sorry
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
its not my fault publishers are fucking stupid and prudish sorry
i still need to get mine but thomas reported stinging when he got his a month ago
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i still need to get mine but thomas reported stinging when he got his a month ago
dress up game. give me my little outfits or give me death
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
dress up game. give me my little outfits or give me death
lol as if they had no influence. they could have stopped bombing hospitals any time!
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
lol as if they had no influence. they could have stopped bombing hospitals any time!
‼ retiremenet hack
if you don't have any income you don't have to save for retirement
if you don't have any income you don't have to save for retirement
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 AM
‼ retiremenet hack
if you don't have any income you don't have to save for retirement
if you don't have any income you don't have to save for retirement
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
just had a religious experience with this pizza
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
just had a religious experience with this pizza
im already buying your products you dont have to try to rob me
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
im already buying your products you dont have to try to rob me
come on. even if they're broken with 14+ arms shes gotta be efficient as hell. someone hire this woman
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
come on. even if they're broken with 14+ arms shes gotta be efficient as hell. someone hire this woman
u reminded me to finally order some and im crying at the SHORDY branded menstrual cups
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
u reminded me to finally order some and im crying at the SHORDY branded menstrual cups
meet us behind the saloon if u want a ass kicking
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
meet us behind the saloon if u want a ass kicking
got that raw sauce essence glow
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
got that raw sauce essence glow
i like it. give it to me
October 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i like it. give it to me
yeah dude why would they eat vegetables when you're giving them CAKE 😭 (please do not feed wildlife, especially not cake lmao)
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
yeah dude why would they eat vegetables when you're giving them CAKE 😭 (please do not feed wildlife, especially not cake lmao)
ok it took me a couple months but i finally found the plate
October 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
ok it took me a couple months but i finally found the plate