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DudermanBoyo
@dudermanboyo.bsky.social
Writer and teacher. Interests include books, movies, video games, and trying to train my dogs to sweep up after themselves. In Springfield, Massachusetts.

Find my writing at TheTurnipGreen.com

Staff writer at 25yearslatersite.com

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I'm pretty excited to announce that I'm launching a little website with my brother in order to create a space online to post some writing and (possibly) other creative endeavors. Here's a link to our first post, which goes into what we hope to accomplish with it, as well as where our name comes from
About The Turnip Green
If you happened into a convenience store, gas station, or local sports bar in North East Florida or South East Georgia in from the mid-90's to the mid 2010's, chances are that among the crusty beer bo...
theturnipgreen.com
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"Billy Bob drawls one deadpan crack after another about the sissification of modern society; the season’s opening scene sees him go off on a waitress about cornflakes ('You think our ancestors had breakfast?')." @clintworthing.bsky.social evicts Landman. www.rogerebert.com/streaming/la...
"Landman" Might Be the Dumbest Fracking Show on TV | TV/Streaming | Roger Ebert
The show struggles to find new reserves to plumb and veers off in some crazy directions to do it.
www.rogerebert.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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No more doomerism. We’re leaving it behind. We’re gonna win
NYC - Zohran Mamdani (D) is projected to win the NYC mayoral election
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Today is Godzilla Day, an anniversary celebration for the monster that made me fall in love with cinema. I've written a lot about the big guy over the years, so here's some of my favorite pieces:
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
If you want to be in a position of power in a tech company, it's important that you have no idea how to read.
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Great American Novel, if it really exists, must be a Western. I've always thought The Great Gatsby comes close but: not enough cowboys. Cormac Mccarthy understood this. So did Bram Stoker but unfortunately his book was too full of brotherly love to qualify. Plus he was Irish.
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Life hack: just dip takis or doritos or whatever straight into sour cream. We're all gonna die anyway so it doesn't even matter
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Happy Holloween!
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Same.
October 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Maybe it would've been better if they let Sesame Street die a noble death instead of becoming a vehicle for corporate synergy.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 16d
Elmo is officially a One Piece fan after Elmo dressed up as Monkey D. Luffy for Halloween with all of Elmo's friends, who wore costumes from Wednesday, Stranger Things, and Bridgerton.
October 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Guys the hold music for Texas Roadhouse fucking rules.
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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excited for this Saturday’s nationwide #NoKings protest … here’s a list of protests and demonstrations in the United States by size

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of protests and demonstrations in the United States by size - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history
Trump is upfront in saying he will use the shutdown to punish Democrats, and here are the receipts. About $27.2 billion cut from Dem districts compared to about $0.7 billion in GOP districts.
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Trump Halts Billions in Grants for Democratic Districts During Shutdown (Gift Article)
The Trump administration has frozen or canceled nearly $28 billion primarily located in Democratic-led districts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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crying at this, which somehow I've never seen before

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci8d...
Breaking Bad except dubbed over by the average anime dub voice actors
YouTube video by Freddy
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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If you're seeing ICE recruitment commercials on TNT during #AEWCollision, here's the feedback form.

Tell the networks to say NO to ICE during our AEW shows!

Fuck ICE. Fuck Fascism.

tntdrama.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
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October 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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$41 million: The amount of money we’ve raised for indie bookstores since 2020.

$0: The amount of money Amazon has raised for indie bookstores since 1994.
October 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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YOU CAN'T WISH HARM ON A MAN WHO IS DEAD 💀 YOU CAN'T THREATEN VIOLENCE ON A MAN WHO IS DEAD 💀 YOU CAN'T INCITE SELF HARM ON A MAN WHO IS DEAD 💀 YOU CANNOT DISRESPECT A MAN WHO IS 💀 DEAD 💀 IT IS NOT NOW AND HAS NEVER BEEN ILLEGAL TO POST A REACT MEME OF A MAN 💀 WHO IS 💀 DEAD
October 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My hotel negroni
October 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Me, my wife, and our dogs on the road trip from Florida to Massachusetts to our house that we *finally* closed on.
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM