Worms
@ducklingdynamo.bsky.social
Just a guy
I post a chaotic collection of things, maybe eventually my art
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He/They
29
Grad student, always tired ☕️
I post a chaotic collection of things, maybe eventually my art
🏳️⚧️ 💉 1/3/25
He/They
29
Grad student, always tired ☕️
I wanted the fast food microwave from Spy Kids not the AI companion from Her goddamn it.
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I wanted the fast food microwave from Spy Kids not the AI companion from Her goddamn it.
I forgot to set my silly little adhd timer and now I have no fucking idea how long I've been studying for please send help
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I forgot to set my silly little adhd timer and now I have no fucking idea how long I've been studying for please send help
My partner, a car person: I dont like how your car makes that noise
Me: what noise?
Them: dont you hear it? Its like a thunk in the front when you go over stuff
Me: oh that? It's always done that!
Them: 👁 👁
Me: what noise?
Them: dont you hear it? Its like a thunk in the front when you go over stuff
Me: oh that? It's always done that!
Them: 👁 👁
October 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My partner, a car person: I dont like how your car makes that noise
Me: what noise?
Them: dont you hear it? Its like a thunk in the front when you go over stuff
Me: oh that? It's always done that!
Them: 👁 👁
Me: what noise?
Them: dont you hear it? Its like a thunk in the front when you go over stuff
Me: oh that? It's always done that!
Them: 👁 👁
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Living with insomnia is crazy because you'll like tell someone about it and they're like "Yeah, I went to bed at 2AM the other night and didn't wake up until 11AM!" and I'm like "I've slept seven of the last sixty hours and keep seeing the ghost of my 4th grade hamster. He is unhappy with his fate."
September 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Living with insomnia is crazy because you'll like tell someone about it and they're like "Yeah, I went to bed at 2AM the other night and didn't wake up until 11AM!" and I'm like "I've slept seven of the last sixty hours and keep seeing the ghost of my 4th grade hamster. He is unhappy with his fate."
Did I make myself lunch yet?
Nope.
Did I spend over half an hour making a single almond milk lavender mocha with fresh lavender simple syrup?
Yep.
Nope.
Did I spend over half an hour making a single almond milk lavender mocha with fresh lavender simple syrup?
Yep.
August 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Did I make myself lunch yet?
Nope.
Did I spend over half an hour making a single almond milk lavender mocha with fresh lavender simple syrup?
Yep.
Nope.
Did I spend over half an hour making a single almond milk lavender mocha with fresh lavender simple syrup?
Yep.
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find the lid to the spaghetti sauce jar I put my iced coffee in.
August 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find the lid to the spaghetti sauce jar I put my iced coffee in.
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Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
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The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
July 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
What do you do when you have 5+ years experience in a very specialized field, but no longer want to work in that field?
I feel entirely undesirable for even super entry level jobs in other fields because I've been doing childcare for 5 years.
I feel entirely undesirable for even super entry level jobs in other fields because I've been doing childcare for 5 years.
July 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What do you do when you have 5+ years experience in a very specialized field, but no longer want to work in that field?
I feel entirely undesirable for even super entry level jobs in other fields because I've been doing childcare for 5 years.
I feel entirely undesirable for even super entry level jobs in other fields because I've been doing childcare for 5 years.
"They looked like they played DnD (monogamous)" @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"They looked like they played DnD (monogamous)" @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social
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OH YEAH!
I wrote a book and never shared it on here.
Go read it if you like queer romance, brutal violence, secret societies of assassins, and quests for revenge that turn someone into the very monster they sought to destroy.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DXTBWLWK
I wrote a book and never shared it on here.
Go read it if you like queer romance, brutal violence, secret societies of assassins, and quests for revenge that turn someone into the very monster they sought to destroy.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DXTBWLWK
July 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
OH YEAH!
I wrote a book and never shared it on here.
Go read it if you like queer romance, brutal violence, secret societies of assassins, and quests for revenge that turn someone into the very monster they sought to destroy.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DXTBWLWK
I wrote a book and never shared it on here.
Go read it if you like queer romance, brutal violence, secret societies of assassins, and quests for revenge that turn someone into the very monster they sought to destroy.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DXTBWLWK
calling roommate meetings "circle time" because "roommate meeting" is triggering because we're all survivors of the Portland queer roommate scene.
July 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
calling roommate meetings "circle time" because "roommate meeting" is triggering because we're all survivors of the Portland queer roommate scene.
Sure is time for my t shot Kpop demon hunters made me cry
July 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sure is time for my t shot Kpop demon hunters made me cry
I think one thing that will be hard for me about switching from working in daycare to being a therapist is wearing shoes at work.
I haven't been *allowed* to wear shoes inside at work in 5 years.
People are just out here wearing shoes at work?
I can't understand this
I haven't been *allowed* to wear shoes inside at work in 5 years.
People are just out here wearing shoes at work?
I can't understand this
June 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think one thing that will be hard for me about switching from working in daycare to being a therapist is wearing shoes at work.
I haven't been *allowed* to wear shoes inside at work in 5 years.
People are just out here wearing shoes at work?
I can't understand this
I haven't been *allowed* to wear shoes inside at work in 5 years.
People are just out here wearing shoes at work?
I can't understand this
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im so glad bombimg iran was illegal, im sure the police will arrest president donald j. trump momentarily
June 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
im so glad bombimg iran was illegal, im sure the police will arrest president donald j. trump momentarily
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June 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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These stupid fucks have been floating the concept of an Iran war every 2-3 years for my entire fucking life and even the fucking Bush administration had the foresight to realize it would be a disaster.
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
These stupid fucks have been floating the concept of an Iran war every 2-3 years for my entire fucking life and even the fucking Bush administration had the foresight to realize it would be a disaster.
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Me: you can use some of my peanut butter if you want!
My partner: ew no yours is that natural stuff its gross
Me: I bought Skippy this time!
Them: *lightly glares in disbelief* is it the natural Skippy.
Me: ......maybe
My partner: ew no yours is that natural stuff its gross
Me: I bought Skippy this time!
Them: *lightly glares in disbelief* is it the natural Skippy.
Me: ......maybe
June 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Me: you can use some of my peanut butter if you want!
My partner: ew no yours is that natural stuff its gross
Me: I bought Skippy this time!
Them: *lightly glares in disbelief* is it the natural Skippy.
Me: ......maybe
My partner: ew no yours is that natural stuff its gross
Me: I bought Skippy this time!
Them: *lightly glares in disbelief* is it the natural Skippy.
Me: ......maybe