Daniel
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Have any of the you can’t say anything anymore jerkoff comedians made a public statement about the Kimmel thing yet or are they all hypocritical pieces of shit
September 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Have any of the you can’t say anything anymore jerkoff comedians made a public statement about the Kimmel thing yet or are they all hypocritical pieces of shit
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Nuns from a convent outside Waco have repeatedly visited the women on Texas’s death row—and even made them affiliates of their order. Lawrence Wright reports on a powerful spiritual alliance.
The Nuns Trying to Save the Women on Texas’s Death Row
Sisters from a convent outside Waco have repeatedly visited the prisoners—and even made them affiliates of their order. The story of a powerful spiritual alliance.
www.newyorker.com
August 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Nuns from a convent outside Waco have repeatedly visited the women on Texas’s death row—and even made them affiliates of their order. Lawrence Wright reports on a powerful spiritual alliance.
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Replied to a beloved colleague's farewell email with "Good luck! I can't believe you're abandoning me with these cunts." You guessed it - I accidentally hit reply all.
August 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Replied to a beloved colleague's farewell email with "Good luck! I can't believe you're abandoning me with these cunts." You guessed it - I accidentally hit reply all.
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An irrelevant party.
We must not let the Lib's ineptitude be an excuse for the govt to do as little as possible.
Time for the ALP to power on and leave this minor party well behind it.
We must not let the Lib's ineptitude be an excuse for the govt to do as little as possible.
Time for the ALP to power on and leave this minor party well behind it.
New Liberal Deputy Ted O’Brien refuses to commit to Net Zero, refuses to commit to the Paris climate agreement & says every single policy they have is now up in the air & could be scrapped. Says they’re “not going to rush” into committing to any policies.
Here we go again?🤦♂️ #abc730
Here we go again?🤦♂️ #abc730
May 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
An irrelevant party.
We must not let the Lib's ineptitude be an excuse for the govt to do as little as possible.
Time for the ALP to power on and leave this minor party well behind it.
We must not let the Lib's ineptitude be an excuse for the govt to do as little as possible.
Time for the ALP to power on and leave this minor party well behind it.
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Over 150 instructors from 50 Emergency Departments in South Australia have come together to train thousands of nurses in HIRAID®! 🙌
#HIRAID® #emergencynursing #clinicalinnovation #Southaustraliahealth #clinicalsafety #patientsafety
#HIRAID® #emergencynursing #clinicalinnovation #Southaustraliahealth #clinicalsafety #patientsafety
March 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Over 150 instructors from 50 Emergency Departments in South Australia have come together to train thousands of nurses in HIRAID®! 🙌
#HIRAID® #emergencynursing #clinicalinnovation #Southaustraliahealth #clinicalsafety #patientsafety
#HIRAID® #emergencynursing #clinicalinnovation #Southaustraliahealth #clinicalsafety #patientsafety
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Same chart showing all OECD countries. USA is the worst of all outliers.
Which is what happens when private insurance companies run the system.
Which is what happens when private insurance companies run the system.
February 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Same chart showing all OECD countries. USA is the worst of all outliers.
Which is what happens when private insurance companies run the system.
Which is what happens when private insurance companies run the system.
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Today two world-class cunts came together to have a cunt-off at the White House
Read more: chaser.com.au/world/cunt-o...
Read more: chaser.com.au/world/cunt-o...
February 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Today two world-class cunts came together to have a cunt-off at the White House
Read more: chaser.com.au/world/cunt-o...
Read more: chaser.com.au/world/cunt-o...
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Meta CEO and dog fucker Mark Zuckerberg has said that his platforms don’t need fact-checkers. So to celebrate this win for free speech, here are some of his best quotes:
chaser.com.au/general-news...
chaser.com.au/general-news...
January 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Meta CEO and dog fucker Mark Zuckerberg has said that his platforms don’t need fact-checkers. So to celebrate this win for free speech, here are some of his best quotes:
chaser.com.au/general-news...
chaser.com.au/general-news...
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Full house for Xmas including kids partners. After games & karaoke, I nipped upstairs for a dump; a cavalcade of pent up farts heralded shits sounding like a barrel of snails being emptied down a well. I was met downstairs with silence. Karaoke mic was in dressing gown pocket.
January 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Full house for Xmas including kids partners. After games & karaoke, I nipped upstairs for a dump; a cavalcade of pent up farts heralded shits sounding like a barrel of snails being emptied down a well. I was met downstairs with silence. Karaoke mic was in dressing gown pocket.
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I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
January 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
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My friend brought her thick boyfriend along to join our really good pub quiz team. She put him up for the tie-break to win the big Xmas prize and he answered "What's the capital of Syria?" with "Domestos". So I did a no-show at their wedding, fuck them.
December 23, 2024 at 8:25 AM
My friend brought her thick boyfriend along to join our really good pub quiz team. She put him up for the tie-break to win the big Xmas prize and he answered "What's the capital of Syria?" with "Domestos". So I did a no-show at their wedding, fuck them.
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Here's my latest piece for The Shot @shotau.bsky.social on Aust's political IQ
".... with the election of Babet, certainly Pauline Hanson must have been relieved to relinquish her reigning senate title as Most Likely To Confuse Themselves With A Push-Pull Door."
😎
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
".... with the election of Babet, certainly Pauline Hanson must have been relieved to relinquish her reigning senate title as Most Likely To Confuse Themselves With A Push-Pull Door."
😎
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
I’m with stupid - The Shot
There’s always been a healthy level of stupid in Australian politics, but let’s face facts: the collective intelligence of the...
theshot.net.au
December 7, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Here's my latest piece for The Shot @shotau.bsky.social on Aust's political IQ
".... with the election of Babet, certainly Pauline Hanson must have been relieved to relinquish her reigning senate title as Most Likely To Confuse Themselves With A Push-Pull Door."
😎
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
".... with the election of Babet, certainly Pauline Hanson must have been relieved to relinquish her reigning senate title as Most Likely To Confuse Themselves With A Push-Pull Door."
😎
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
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The pure, uncut decadence of watching a movie your spouse would hate when they are not home
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
The pure, uncut decadence of watching a movie your spouse would hate when they are not home
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Our Peter Dutton Christmas cards are back in stock!
Get one here 👉 theshovel.bigcartel.com/category/cards
Get one here 👉 theshovel.bigcartel.com/category/cards
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Our Peter Dutton Christmas cards are back in stock!
Get one here 👉 theshovel.bigcartel.com/category/cards
Get one here 👉 theshovel.bigcartel.com/category/cards
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Humidity is pathetic. Oh the air wants to be water for a bit? No. Stay in your fucking lane.
November 30, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Humidity is pathetic. Oh the air wants to be water for a bit? No. Stay in your fucking lane.
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“Yeah, I’ll be there in 10 minutes.”
*whispering under my breath* “10 washing machine minutes.”
*whispering under my breath* “10 washing machine minutes.”
November 25, 2024 at 9:35 AM
“Yeah, I’ll be there in 10 minutes.”
*whispering under my breath* “10 washing machine minutes.”
*whispering under my breath* “10 washing machine minutes.”
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This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...
November 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM
This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...
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i think we've all learned something tonight about the size of the market for events where there's a chance to see an influencer beaten to death
November 16, 2024 at 5:55 AM
i think we've all learned something tonight about the size of the market for events where there's a chance to see an influencer beaten to death