Kirsty Webeck
@kirstywebeck.bsky.social
Comedian. The people’s stepdad. “Everything I Need To Say About Sea Creatures” touring Australia and NZ in 2025. Link below for details and to join my mailing list👇🏻
https://www.kirstywebeck.com/links
📧 contact@kegtouring.com
https://www.kirstywebeck.com/links
📧 contact@kegtouring.com
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Guy: “My cousin’s a lesbian. Maybe you know her?”
Me: “It doesn’t work like that. We don’t all know each other.”
Guy: “She lives in Brunswick. Her name’s Claire. She has a three-legged cat called Trixie.”
Me: *walks off so I don’t have to tell him we were engaged in 2013*
Me: “It doesn’t work like that. We don’t all know each other.”
Guy: “She lives in Brunswick. Her name’s Claire. She has a three-legged cat called Trixie.”
Me: *walks off so I don’t have to tell him we were engaged in 2013*
Can’t beat teen logic!
You can, actually. I still paid board. 😂
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You can, actually. I still paid board. 😂
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November 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Can’t beat teen logic!
You can, actually. I still paid board. 😂
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You can, actually. I still paid board. 😂
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The Big Animal Quiz live show is back on November 29! Come down with mates or bring the kids. It’s literally a show for everyone and you’ll love it.
www.kirstywebeck.com/tickets
www.kirstywebeck.com/tickets
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Big Animal Quiz live show is back on November 29! Come down with mates or bring the kids. It’s literally a show for everyone and you’ll love it.
www.kirstywebeck.com/tickets
www.kirstywebeck.com/tickets
We’ve been making something pretty fun for you this week! 🩷
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We’ve been making something pretty fun for you this week! 🩷
Reposted by Kirsty Webeck
Just what we need at the moment. It’s on in 2 weeks (mums birthday) so come along. It’s a lot of fun seeing comedians keeping their language squeaky clean.
Just ask @kirstywebeck.bsky.social
Just ask @kirstywebeck.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just what we need at the moment. It’s on in 2 weeks (mums birthday) so come along. It’s a lot of fun seeing comedians keeping their language squeaky clean.
Just ask @kirstywebeck.bsky.social
Just ask @kirstywebeck.bsky.social
Bit of a scoop!
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Bit of a scoop!
But what about Hillary’s emails?
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
But what about Hillary’s emails?
Wow! Just found out that KFC stands for King F*cken Charles.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Wow! Just found out that KFC stands for King F*cken Charles.
Happy Saturday!
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Happy Saturday!
Some of you won’t be ready for this commentary on Australia but here we go…
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Some of you won’t be ready for this commentary on Australia but here we go…
Excuse me, Friends.
If you know anyone in Maroochydore, please let them know I’m doing my tour show there tomorrow!
Final 2025 tour show!
tickets.solbar.com.au/outlet/event...
If you know anyone in Maroochydore, please let them know I’m doing my tour show there tomorrow!
Final 2025 tour show!
tickets.solbar.com.au/outlet/event...
KIRSTY WEBECK | Everything I Need To Say About Sea Creatures
Australia’s reigning champion of cheerful comedy, Kirsty Webeck, is coming up to share everything she has to get off her chest about sea creatures.
This is her very first time adding the Sunshine Co...
tickets.solbar.com.au
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Excuse me, Friends.
If you know anyone in Maroochydore, please let them know I’m doing my tour show there tomorrow!
Final 2025 tour show!
tickets.solbar.com.au/outlet/event...
If you know anyone in Maroochydore, please let them know I’m doing my tour show there tomorrow!
Final 2025 tour show!
tickets.solbar.com.au/outlet/event...
New longer form standup clip just went up on my YouTube channel if that’s your jam!
youtu.be/Iw_bGLGU0Ds?...
youtu.be/Iw_bGLGU0Ds?...
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
New longer form standup clip just went up on my YouTube channel if that’s your jam!
youtu.be/Iw_bGLGU0Ds?...
youtu.be/Iw_bGLGU0Ds?...
Reposted by Kirsty Webeck
I laughed aloud several times.
Why don’t you take a moment out of your afternoon for a chuckle?
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I laughed aloud several times.
Why don’t you take a moment out of your afternoon for a chuckle?
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Why don’t you take a moment out of your afternoon for a chuckle?
Men online: “you’re a man.”
Men outside public bathrooms: “wrong bathroom, you’re a man.”
Men at the barber: “why is there a woman in our shop?”
Men outside public bathrooms: “wrong bathroom, you’re a man.”
Men at the barber: “why is there a woman in our shop?”
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Men online: “you’re a man.”
Men outside public bathrooms: “wrong bathroom, you’re a man.”
Men at the barber: “why is there a woman in our shop?”
Men outside public bathrooms: “wrong bathroom, you’re a man.”
Men at the barber: “why is there a woman in our shop?”
So you can get in and out of The Louvre undetected? So clever.
Chadstone next.
Chadstone next.
October 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
So you can get in and out of The Louvre undetected? So clever.
Chadstone next.
Chadstone next.
The fact they were able to find their way out of The Louvre is the most remarkable part of this story.
October 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
The fact they were able to find their way out of The Louvre is the most remarkable part of this story.
Sure sex is good but have you ever finally found an antihistamine that helps you win the battle against Melbourne’s plane trees?
October 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Sure sex is good but have you ever finally found an antihistamine that helps you win the battle against Melbourne’s plane trees?
Just posted a new clip of my Insta if standup videos are your jam. 🩷
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Just posted a new clip of my Insta if standup videos are your jam. 🩷
Reposted by Kirsty Webeck
Dunno if youse are across this... but it's forecast that in Sydney on Wednesday the temp will be 38C. (100 F)
It's OCTOBER! That's FIFTEEN DEGREES ABOVE AVERAGE!
Our Government and fossil fuel companies are determined to cook us alive! Boil the oceans. Kill our forests. Turn habitat to ash.🥺😩
It's OCTOBER! That's FIFTEEN DEGREES ABOVE AVERAGE!
Our Government and fossil fuel companies are determined to cook us alive! Boil the oceans. Kill our forests. Turn habitat to ash.🥺😩
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Dunno if youse are across this... but it's forecast that in Sydney on Wednesday the temp will be 38C. (100 F)
It's OCTOBER! That's FIFTEEN DEGREES ABOVE AVERAGE!
Our Government and fossil fuel companies are determined to cook us alive! Boil the oceans. Kill our forests. Turn habitat to ash.🥺😩
It's OCTOBER! That's FIFTEEN DEGREES ABOVE AVERAGE!
Our Government and fossil fuel companies are determined to cook us alive! Boil the oceans. Kill our forests. Turn habitat to ash.🥺😩
Genuinely thrilled the flora is getting laid but I wish it wouldn’t involve me and my respiratory system.
October 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Genuinely thrilled the flora is getting laid but I wish it wouldn’t involve me and my respiratory system.
Acquaintance: “If you had a baby tomorrow what would you name it?”
Me: “‘Miracle’ because I’ve had a hysterectomy.”
Them: “Oh.”
Me: “‘Miracle’ because I’ve had a hysterectomy.”
Them: “Oh.”
October 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Acquaintance: “If you had a baby tomorrow what would you name it?”
Me: “‘Miracle’ because I’ve had a hysterectomy.”
Them: “Oh.”
Me: “‘Miracle’ because I’ve had a hysterectomy.”
Them: “Oh.”
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Vote now, if you haven't already, for the Guardian's Bird of the Year 2025
It helps to nominate a bird that's endangered, giving it a much higher profile - like Baudin's black cockatoo for example
Please vote - this is a wonderful environmental exercise
🙏🏽 🦜
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
It helps to nominate a bird that's endangered, giving it a much higher profile - like Baudin's black cockatoo for example
Please vote - this is a wonderful environmental exercise
🙏🏽 🦜
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Australian bird of the year 2025: vote for your favourite #birdoftheyear in the Guardian / BirdLife Australia poll
From little penguins to (very big) cassowaries, every bird has its fans. Vote for your favourite in the 2025 Guardian/BirdLife Australia poll
www.theguardian.com
October 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Vote now, if you haven't already, for the Guardian's Bird of the Year 2025
It helps to nominate a bird that's endangered, giving it a much higher profile - like Baudin's black cockatoo for example
Please vote - this is a wonderful environmental exercise
🙏🏽 🦜
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
It helps to nominate a bird that's endangered, giving it a much higher profile - like Baudin's black cockatoo for example
Please vote - this is a wonderful environmental exercise
🙏🏽 🦜
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Been missing my beautiful mate Cal for two years today. Love you, Cal.
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Been missing my beautiful mate Cal for two years today. Love you, Cal.