Colleen Barry
@copycurmudgeon.bsky.social
Copy editor (ProPublica, FiveThirtyEight, ESPN), baker, cross stitcher, cat furniture. she/her
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Getting kicked out of my family vacation for bellowing, “Do not cite the deep lore to me, witch,” when my 5-year-old niece told me I had to watch the Mario movie to know about the characters, like how Peach comes from the Mushroom Kingdom and Bowser wants to marry her.
I was trying to read some screen grab from the Epstein files when my cat came over and rubbed his face on my phone, closing the image. Honestly, dude, here’s a Churu, thanks for protecting my sanity.
February 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I was trying to read some screen grab from the Epstein files when my cat came over and rubbed his face on my phone, closing the image. Honestly, dude, here’s a Churu, thanks for protecting my sanity.
We need to keep the cat out of the kitchen for a bit, so we set up a 5’ tall baby gate. Today I heard a loud bang and looked up to see a furious cat being removed from the top of the gate (see artist’s re-creation). Apparently he can jump 5’ straight up.
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
We need to keep the cat out of the kitchen for a bit, so we set up a 5’ tall baby gate. Today I heard a loud bang and looked up to see a furious cat being removed from the top of the gate (see artist’s re-creation). Apparently he can jump 5’ straight up.
Doubt I’ll win any awards but I think I got there eventually.
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Doubt I’ll win any awards but I think I got there eventually.
Once again googling “how to braid 6-strand loaf”
a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
Alt: A woman looks confused as various math formulas appear next to her face.
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January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Once again googling “how to braid 6-strand loaf”
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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Listen. If you can't work up the energy to make a whole meal, eating the elements of a meal also counts
A couple slices of ham, a slice of cheese, and a slice of bread is a deconstructed sandwich
A couple slices of ham, a slice of cheese, and a slice of bread is a deconstructed sandwich
Doomscrolling reminder, with a side of, "Have you eaten something substantial?"
Doesn't have to be fancy, i have some hummus I should crack open, and enjoy with tortilla chips for example.
Doesn't have to be fancy, i have some hummus I should crack open, and enjoy with tortilla chips for example.
I suppose I could do an "oh fuck we should probably eat something tonight" reminder with the knowledge that lots of us have no appetite and/or no energy to figure out something like food.
January 25, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Listen. If you can't work up the energy to make a whole meal, eating the elements of a meal also counts
A couple slices of ham, a slice of cheese, and a slice of bread is a deconstructed sandwich
A couple slices of ham, a slice of cheese, and a slice of bread is a deconstructed sandwich
Cold enough out that I kept my mask on outdoors just so I’d be breathing warm air.
January 25, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Cold enough out that I kept my mask on outdoors just so I’d be breathing warm air.
Once again I am enjoying “The Menu.” Simply never not delighted when “The Menu” is happening in front of my eyeballs.
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Once again I am enjoying “The Menu.” Simply never not delighted when “The Menu” is happening in front of my eyeballs.
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this rules so much
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 PM
this rules so much
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The best thing about shitty Plymouth Rock is that there’s absolutely no evidence it’s actually the right rock. 120 years after the pilgrims, some guy in the town was like “oh yeah my dad told me this is the rock”
Once again posting Plymouth Rock, the final boss of disappointing landmarks
January 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The best thing about shitty Plymouth Rock is that there’s absolutely no evidence it’s actually the right rock. 120 years after the pilgrims, some guy in the town was like “oh yeah my dad told me this is the rock”
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As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
The security guard M. Emmet Walsh plays in “Knives Out” is, I just noticed, credited as Mr. Proofroc. Seems like a lovely reference for a veteran character actor.
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The security guard M. Emmet Walsh plays in “Knives Out” is, I just noticed, credited as Mr. Proofroc. Seems like a lovely reference for a veteran character actor.
They need to start selling this stuff in giant tubs because I can’t stop putting it on popcorn
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January 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
They need to start selling this stuff in giant tubs because I can’t stop putting it on popcorn
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My hometown: We’re gonna put street signs in title case instead of all caps so they’re not yelling at you anymore. 😊😊
The signs:
The signs:
November 25, 2023 at 11:01 PM
My hometown: We’re gonna put street signs in title case instead of all caps so they’re not yelling at you anymore. 😊😊
The signs:
The signs:
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"If you start this movie at 10:02 PM, then right at midnight--" buddy I am pausing that movie 47 minutes in to get cookies and use the bathroom, midnight happens when I say it does
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
"If you start this movie at 10:02 PM, then right at midnight--" buddy I am pausing that movie 47 minutes in to get cookies and use the bathroom, midnight happens when I say it does
Gonna watch “The Apartment” and then “Clue” and go to bed at 12:06 like the party animal I am.
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Gonna watch “The Apartment” and then “Clue” and go to bed at 12:06 like the party animal I am.
Took me a looooong time to figure out what word ending in “-nicate” was meant to be here.
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Took me a looooong time to figure out what word ending in “-nicate” was meant to be here.
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To refuse to comment and then slam the press for what it prints is a transparent effort to discredit and sow doubt. That's another reason why, in this line of work, you bend over backwards for comment, and make it clear that you did.
Sometimes, when reporters don’t get a response to a request for comment, we’ll bend over backwards to reach someone — even going to their home or sending letters.
Quick thread on why we do that.🧵
Quick thread on why we do that.🧵
“You are not entitled to a response from us, or anyone, ever." - Dept. of Education to ProPublica's @megomatz.bsky.social
"Our journalists reach out to people they’re writing about to ensure fairness. But ... their efforts to do so are more likely to be vilified than appreciated."
"Our journalists reach out to people they’re writing about to ensure fairness. But ... their efforts to do so are more likely to be vilified than appreciated."
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
To refuse to comment and then slam the press for what it prints is a transparent effort to discredit and sow doubt. That's another reason why, in this line of work, you bend over backwards for comment, and make it clear that you did.
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Sometimes, when reporters don’t get a response to a request for comment, we’ll bend over backwards to reach someone — even going to their home or sending letters.
Quick thread on why we do that.🧵
Quick thread on why we do that.🧵
“You are not entitled to a response from us, or anyone, ever." - Dept. of Education to ProPublica's @megomatz.bsky.social
"Our journalists reach out to people they’re writing about to ensure fairness. But ... their efforts to do so are more likely to be vilified than appreciated."
"Our journalists reach out to people they’re writing about to ensure fairness. But ... their efforts to do so are more likely to be vilified than appreciated."
Our Reporters Reached Out for Comment. They Were Accused of Stalking and Intimidation.
Our journalists reach out to people they’re writing about to ensure fairness. But in this environment, they’ve found their efforts to do so are more likely to be vilified than appreciated.
www.propublica.org
December 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sometimes, when reporters don’t get a response to a request for comment, we’ll bend over backwards to reach someone — even going to their home or sending letters.
Quick thread on why we do that.🧵
Quick thread on why we do that.🧵
“Oh god, it’s 4 a.m.? It’s OK, I can still get back to sleep, I just gotta relax.”
My cat, one inch from my ear: “HAVE YOU TRIED MEDITATION”
My cat, one inch from my ear: “HAVE YOU TRIED MEDITATION”
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Oh god, it’s 4 a.m.? It’s OK, I can still get back to sleep, I just gotta relax.”
My cat, one inch from my ear: “HAVE YOU TRIED MEDITATION”
My cat, one inch from my ear: “HAVE YOU TRIED MEDITATION”
The breakfast wanter
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The breakfast wanter
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For the love of God, Montresor!
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
For the love of God, Montresor!
Watching “Home Alone” for the first time in, uuuuuh, probably 30 years and had to stop and breathe into a paper bag when they said their flight was leaving in 45 minutes
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Watching “Home Alone” for the first time in, uuuuuh, probably 30 years and had to stop and breathe into a paper bag when they said their flight was leaving in 45 minutes
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As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
Special offer! Ask a current or recovering theater kid the date today and give them a free earworm.
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Special offer! Ask a current or recovering theater kid the date today and give them a free earworm.