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Dan Shields
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World's okayest engineer, former Army guy, general idiot, dad joke aficionado, nerd.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Never a good sign when I have a chance to post this.

www.usatoday.com/story/travel...
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Can they just pay their taxes, please.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Welp, climate change will take care of this, eventually.
Trump’s presidential library is getting free land worth at least $67 million in downtown Miami, thanks to another unanimous vote by the Miami-Dade College board of trustees. Here’s our @nbcmiami.com report.
www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/o...
Once again, Miami Dade College approves Trump presidential library plan
The Trump presidential library is another step closer to being built in downtown Miami, next door to the landmark Freedom Tower.
www.nbcmiami.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Well, that's not right
"Have they peed yet?"
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Huh! I didn't even know that TJ Watt was playing today.
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Cam Hayward needs to shut his pie hole and maybe tackle someone.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Now I see why they wanted to rebrand to the Department of War. No one calls them 'defense crimes'
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Hey friendlies, holidays can be tough for many of us. If you need a person to chat with, give advice, or listen to you, I’ll be on here and checking in on y’all. Reach out if you need someone. 🍁🍂
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
🎶She was a-seaside sittin'
Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin' on ringside
On top of the world, oh yeah
She had her drink in her hand
She had her toes in the sand and whoa! Ha, ha
What a beautiful girl, ah yeah 🎶
🎶 Walkin' tall, machine-gun man
They spit on me in my homeland
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy, mm-mm
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh, God, please, won't you help me make it through? Mm-mm 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Suboptimal
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.

We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.

washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Absolutely!

<hoping my anxiety agrees>
Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM