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Dan Shields
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World's okayest engineer, former Army guy, general idiot, dad joke aficionado, nerd.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A vampire is asking to come in someone's house. A woman responds, "I don't know, can you?" Caption under the picture:"Cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the English teacher's pedantry."
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Happy birthday, soldiers
Recruiting poster for USMC. Two Marines raising the flag with the caption "Soldiers of the Sea."
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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The original Alien movie terrified me at 9yrs old
Picture of Ellen Ripley and the crew from the 1979 movie Alien.
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Picture of document boxes in a Mar-a-lago bathroom.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Classical painting of Jesus talking to a demon with wings standing on a pathway. Caption reads, "Ah, one of my favorite pieces of art from the middle ages. Jesus and Satan arguing at the bowling alley. Beautiful."
September 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Picture of Galaxy Watch
August 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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My awesome wife has dual screens up to watch the baseball & football game while we eat dinner on the back patio.
Picture of laptop and cell phone with Pittsburgh sports teams playing.
August 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Nice cold Brooklyn on a hot summer day
Picture of a bottle of Brooklyn Lager
August 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Let's go Bucs
Picture of Pirates baseball game.
August 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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That's not good for fireworks night
Weather radar composite data with severe thunderstorm headed for Shelton, CT.
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Picture of Billionaire TAX knob that goes to eleven.
July 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Nice
Electric bill change in usage (100%decrease) from last year.
June 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Weather Bug dropping icons for blazing hot and humid and the catus very hot. It was 62deg last week.
Weather forecast for Sun, Mon and Tue.
June 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Soldier firing rocket propelled grenade launcher with the text bubble over the end "Eat shit, nerd"
May 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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A sign advertising wind chimes that says, "Wind chims are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us. Hang them outside your house as a warning to others."
May 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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You're reborn as a cartoon character.
Who are you?
Wile E. Coyote holding his business card that reads "Wile E. Coyote, have brain, will travel."
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Picture of a children's book "What the fuck is wrong with everyone"
May 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Picture of a squirrel in the cockpit of a fighter plane with the text "You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unbeknownst to you, the squirrel vows a life debt. In your darkest hour, the squirrel returns."
April 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
Picture of flight crew from the movie Airplane!
March 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Trolley problem with Wile E. Coyote pulling the lever to run over the Roadrunner but the Trolley derails and hits the coyote.
February 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Meme of Hela stopping Thor's hammer with the text "Advanced Biology" while the hammer text says, "It's basic biology ".
February 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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LOL
Well, maybe he can play for *checks notes* 6-8 weeks?
Headline "Pirates 1st base plans in flus after Horwitz's wrist surgery. Newcomer expected to make full recovery in 6-8 weeks.
February 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
3 panel meme of Jeopardy. Answer: Where you can get with that bullshit. Question: What is Fuck outta here.
February 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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There can be only one
Picture of a US government issued black ink pen
January 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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The Tyrell Corporation headquarters from the movie Blade Runner.
January 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM