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@drshrimpesquire.bsky.social
aspiring writer, lover (not a fighter), annoying agnostic deist, and pretentious john green fan
the he and him and the it ones
the he and him and the it ones
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Shoutout to lowkirkenuinely™️ (lowkey + Kirk + genuinely + trademark), gotta be one of my favorite new memes in a while. Very modular, very expandable, very linguistically interesting, another vector for meme inflation, gotta love it
December 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Shoutout to lowkirkenuinely™️ (lowkey + Kirk + genuinely + trademark), gotta be one of my favorite new memes in a while. Very modular, very expandable, very linguistically interesting, another vector for meme inflation, gotta love it
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I'm going to smash my boyfriend's little shrimp dick with a Looney tunes mallet and fry it in some tempura batter 🍤
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm going to smash my boyfriend's little shrimp dick with a Looney tunes mallet and fry it in some tempura batter 🍤
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My boyfriend is such a good boy
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My boyfriend is such a good boy
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I’m unlocking the new bones and you’re not
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m unlocking the new bones and you’re not
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Every time there’s another white guy in my Vietnamese dentists I get jealous
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Every time there’s another white guy in my Vietnamese dentists I get jealous
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i just hatched from an egg sac with 10000 others like me
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i just hatched from an egg sac with 10000 others like me
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December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
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neuralink show me realistic hellscape experience asmr with pain and agony sensation technology
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
neuralink show me realistic hellscape experience asmr with pain and agony sensation technology
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Someday Affirmation Coyote would like to eat bouillabaisse that isn't cold and coagulated.
They hope you have the opportunity to enjoy some today.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
They hope you have the opportunity to enjoy some today.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
a woman is eating a pot of stew with chopsticks
ALT: a woman is eating a pot of stew with chopsticks
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Someday Affirmation Coyote would like to eat bouillabaisse that isn't cold and coagulated.
They hope you have the opportunity to enjoy some today.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
They hope you have the opportunity to enjoy some today.
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
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I'd love to see suit pics like this become a trend, like
Partials, petsuits, pups, anything, but ESPECIALLY full suits with drawovers or plush junk
If you make one @ me!!
Partials, petsuits, pups, anything, but ESPECIALLY full suits with drawovers or plush junk
If you make one @ me!!
hm? you've seen me online? aha, yeah i uh, i get that sometimes! uh, where'd you see me? 👉👈
May 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'd love to see suit pics like this become a trend, like
Partials, petsuits, pups, anything, but ESPECIALLY full suits with drawovers or plush junk
If you make one @ me!!
Partials, petsuits, pups, anything, but ESPECIALLY full suits with drawovers or plush junk
If you make one @ me!!
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i apologize to all victims of my inability to feel through my boots who have had their ankles ripped open
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i apologize to all victims of my inability to feel through my boots who have had their ankles ripped open
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i have no idea what's happening out in the world, i don't even know if it's still there
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i have no idea what's happening out in the world, i don't even know if it's still there
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tough guy that order coffee with 2 creams and 6 sugars. i'm sorry bro, were you looking for the ice cream shop?
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
problematic wage gap
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
problematic wage gap
Worth itttt!
consequence of heavy sexed up spit shined boots is there’s a solid 1.5 inches between what i can feel and a hard block of Shoe
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Worth itttt!
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The ultimate goal is to look a little bit scary to children
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The ultimate goal is to look a little bit scary to children
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[More #HazbinHotel, I apologize, my mutuals, for the continued talk about the show I’ve been soul-bonded to since seeing its pilot as a wee lad. Move along, ILY]
#Vox / Vincent CRT headcanons; I am qualified because I have two in my room and am slso sexually attracted to them
#Vox / Vincent CRT headcanons; I am qualified because I have two in my room and am slso sexually attracted to them
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
[More #HazbinHotel, I apologize, my mutuals, for the continued talk about the show I’ve been soul-bonded to since seeing its pilot as a wee lad. Move along, ILY]
#Vox / Vincent CRT headcanons; I am qualified because I have two in my room and am slso sexually attracted to them
#Vox / Vincent CRT headcanons; I am qualified because I have two in my room and am slso sexually attracted to them
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when you deactivate on bsky you die irl
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
when you deactivate on bsky you die irl
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Thinking about that guy who laced his roommate’s pre workout with estrogen as a way to get his girl back from him. Thinking about him heavy. I suggest #Forcefem
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Thinking about that guy who laced his roommate’s pre workout with estrogen as a way to get his girl back from him. Thinking about him heavy. I suggest #Forcefem
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watching the pitt and thought of a really BAD top text bottom text formatted meme:
when that
when that narcan hits
when that
when that narcan hits
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
watching the pitt and thought of a really BAD top text bottom text formatted meme:
when that
when that narcan hits
when that
when that narcan hits
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Im having coworker nightmares
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Im having coworker nightmares