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fake dating yuri thanksgiving AU to start arguments at the table slow burn 850k words
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
fake dating yuri thanksgiving AU to start arguments at the table slow burn 850k words
theyre sealing me in a jar of vinegar with dill and locking me away for god knows how long
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
theyre sealing me in a jar of vinegar with dill and locking me away for god knows how long
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giving thanks by sticking my long rod in this turkey and filling it with juices
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
giving thanks by sticking my long rod in this turkey and filling it with juices
classic lesbjan dilemma of too good for a man and not nearly enough for a woman
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
classic lesbjan dilemma of too good for a man and not nearly enough for a woman
inquiring about someones scars by asking food service, freak accident ,or freak purpose
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
inquiring about someones scars by asking food service, freak accident ,or freak purpose
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funko pop nativity scene
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
funko pop nativity scene
white people scalp smells sync up like girls and they shark bites
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
white people scalp smells sync up like girls and they shark bites
“become” its called honey
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
“become” its called honey
running js what the devil makes people do in hell
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
running js what the devil makes people do in hell
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I got the type of stutter that make me keep saying dumb shit over and over
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I got the type of stutter that make me keep saying dumb shit over and over
there is no opm season 3
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
there is no opm season 3
asking my psychiatrist are you mad at me when he changes my dosage
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
asking my psychiatrist are you mad at me when he changes my dosage
first date idea I stare at you confused when you try to talk to me
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
first date idea I stare at you confused when you try to talk to me
downloading a dating app for the first time, being messaged “you would do numbers on love on the spectrum” ,and deleting the app
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
downloading a dating app for the first time, being messaged “you would do numbers on love on the spectrum” ,and deleting the app
mixing lights and darks to get fucked up (drinking regular + chocolate milk)
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
mixing lights and darks to get fucked up (drinking regular + chocolate milk)
in a panic googling can I mix tylenol and chocolate milk
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
in a panic googling can I mix tylenol and chocolate milk
a straight bush is the mark of the beast
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
a straight bush is the mark of the beast
youre a madoka fan and not yuripilled ? yikes
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
youre a madoka fan and not yuripilled ? yikes
(as my therapist stares at me blankly)
do you get me
do you get me
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
(as my therapist stares at me blankly)
do you get me
do you get me
I want to be inside of myself
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I want to be inside of myself
all of you are my djary and have no choice in the matter
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
all of you are my djary and have no choice in the matter
I also know Im trans bc I jack off to myself too much to want any affirming care
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I also know Im trans bc I jack off to myself too much to want any affirming care
getting my one male friend to say hey bud to me over and over again for gender euphoria
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
getting my one male friend to say hey bud to me over and over again for gender euphoria