Anpersand ⭕️
@anpersand.bsky.social
of sutures in circuitboards, the buzzing in your throat — the 27th letter of the alphabet, and the woke transsexual they warned you about
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my #artcommissions are so open and you so want to hire me. pwyw starting at $20, dm here :3
#art #commissionsopen
#art #commissionsopen
Increasingly Verbose Thirteen Year-Old: The aura loss is immense and, quite frankly, immeasurable.
January 27, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Increasingly Verbose Thirteen Year-Old: The aura loss is immense and, quite frankly, immeasurable.
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Big dummy slept all day and now is awake all night, like a hamster of some sort
January 27, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Big dummy slept all day and now is awake all night, like a hamster of some sort
my #artcommissions are so open and you so want to hire me. pwyw starting at $20, dm here :3
#art #commissionsopen
#art #commissionsopen
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 AM
my #artcommissions are so open and you so want to hire me. pwyw starting at $20, dm here :3
#art #commissionsopen
#art #commissionsopen
ohh so cold and boyfriend so asleep what is a man to do
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 AM
ohh so cold and boyfriend so asleep what is a man to do
shit is free on toilet
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 AM
shit is free on toilet
talking about how classic the sound of opening a can is while lubing up the dog dildo
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 AM
talking about how classic the sound of opening a can is while lubing up the dog dildo
i will be starting my own brain chip to compete with Neuralink
January 27, 2026 at 8:10 AM
i will be starting my own brain chip to compete with Neuralink
went to a best buy to get gift card for sibling. tried on the fuckass meta glasses. they feel like shit
January 27, 2026 at 8:10 AM
went to a best buy to get gift card for sibling. tried on the fuckass meta glasses. they feel like shit
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you ever be completely dissociated all day when you're supposed to be productive
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
you ever be completely dissociated all day when you're supposed to be productive
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whatever happened to undertime slopper
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 AM
whatever happened to undertime slopper
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being an ER doctor is literally a joke
January 20, 2026 at 1:08 AM
being an ER doctor is literally a joke
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
ohhh so excited to set the shrimp scrimpfguh
January 27, 2026 at 8:02 AM
ohhh so excited to set the shrimp scrimpfguh
sticks my back paw in ur face
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 AM
sticks my back paw in ur face
her life must be so hard
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 AM
her life must be so hard
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They’ve invested billions of dollars hoping I’d go bald and flaccid
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
They’ve invested billions of dollars hoping I’d go bald and flaccid
i love bluesky’s custom handle thing because the best posters’ handles are always girl.doll or freeuse.puppy
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 AM
i love bluesky’s custom handle thing because the best posters’ handles are always girl.doll or freeuse.puppy
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January 27, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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the solution to the male loneliness epidemic is shrimp
January 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the solution to the male loneliness epidemic is shrimp
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using AI to "enhance" footage is like using a potato to detect power cables
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
using AI to "enhance" footage is like using a potato to detect power cables