Dr. JMac
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Dr. JMac
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· Dec 30
Ice cream flavors I have made since buying myself an ice cream machine, a thread:
We need to return, as a society, to the understanding that gambling is for scumbags and lowlifes, and quit pushing it in every possible advertising platform
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We need to return, as a society, to the understanding that gambling is for scumbags and lowlifes, and quit pushing it in every possible advertising platform
My brain is broken in some very specific ways, one of which is morbid curiosity, and because of that I can tell you that Jeffery Epstein’s Amazon book buying indicates neither a prolific reader nor an interesting mind. Saved you a click, maybe (probably not). Waste of everyone’s time.
Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s wide-ranging Amazon picks
Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s wide-ranging Amazon picks
Epstein’s reading list: Emails reveal pedophile’s wide-ranging Amazon picks
www.independent.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My brain is broken in some very specific ways, one of which is morbid curiosity, and because of that I can tell you that Jeffery Epstein’s Amazon book buying indicates neither a prolific reader nor an interesting mind. Saved you a click, maybe (probably not). Waste of everyone’s time.
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
TFW you had to wake up early and go to work and then go to the doctor and get shots and then spend the rest of the day playing so hard with the homies and then get a bath and you’re just over it #yourdailyjacques #frenchiesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
TFW you had to wake up early and go to work and then go to the doctor and get shots and then spend the rest of the day playing so hard with the homies and then get a bath and you’re just over it #yourdailyjacques #frenchiesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky
It’s actually impressive to have every single piece of clothing be the wrong size for your body
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s actually impressive to have every single piece of clothing be the wrong size for your body
The most obvious use of this is pranks. No one walks into a bathroom expecting to a roll of toilet paper that’s 2’ in diameter. You gotta sneak into someone’s house while they’re away and set this bad boy up in the master bathroom. They’ll be so thrown off they’ll instantly constipate.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The most obvious use of this is pranks. No one walks into a bathroom expecting to a roll of toilet paper that’s 2’ in diameter. You gotta sneak into someone’s house while they’re away and set this bad boy up in the master bathroom. They’ll be so thrown off they’ll instantly constipate.
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The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
That is some of the most “well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions” body language I’ve ever seen. My man moving like a dog caught near the scene of a destroyed rotisserie chicken
Trump does not take questions from reporters as he boards Air Force One to head to another weekend getaway at his private club in Florida
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That is some of the most “well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions” body language I’ve ever seen. My man moving like a dog caught near the scene of a destroyed rotisserie chicken
Dear lord, episode 8 of The Pitt is BRUTAL. I have been stabbed through the heart
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dear lord, episode 8 of The Pitt is BRUTAL. I have been stabbed through the heart
Setting aside that this is clearly a job that calls for a screw, not a nail… yeesh
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Setting aside that this is clearly a job that calls for a screw, not a nail… yeesh
I bet not one of these life-long rich people can make an even halfway decent sandwich
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I bet not one of these life-long rich people can make an even halfway decent sandwich
From the people who brought you Midas Financial, presumably
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
From the people who brought you Midas Financial, presumably
Rebranding my profession as “mobject analyst”
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Rebranding my profession as “mobject analyst”
No idea who this dude is, but good on him. It’s nice being reminded that not all streamers are cretins doing Mr. Beast nonsense
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
No idea who this dude is, but good on him. It’s nice being reminded that not all streamers are cretins doing Mr. Beast nonsense
Very similar idea to writing a mostly-BS memoir, getting book nerds to talk it up to the book rubes, and selling the rights to Hollywood, then coasting on it into politics
JD Vance: "Democrats' idea was the way you get more prosperity is that you import more and more low wage servants."
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Very similar idea to writing a mostly-BS memoir, getting book nerds to talk it up to the book rubes, and selling the rights to Hollywood, then coasting on it into politics
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“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Yes, it’s definitely that and not the proliferation of corporate land barons and house flipping and AirBnB-ing
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yes, it’s definitely that and not the proliferation of corporate land barons and house flipping and AirBnB-ing
15 is not barely legal! It is thoroughly not legal! We all know and accept this in civilized society! I am going to become the Joker!
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
15 is not barely legal! It is thoroughly not legal! We all know and accept this in civilized society! I am going to become the Joker!
But, really, does the eye transmit information?
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
But, really, does the eye transmit information?
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SCHUMER: Look… I know everyone’s worried about this statue facing our gates. But I see this as a chess match between us and the Greeks—and I know chess. Our best play is to move the horse straight forward.
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
SCHUMER: Look… I know everyone’s worried about this statue facing our gates. But I see this as a chess match between us and the Greeks—and I know chess. Our best play is to move the horse straight forward.
*idly mumbling to myself in McDonalds* the cows are interacting more with whites, almost as if they know
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
*idly mumbling to myself in McDonalds* the cows are interacting more with whites, almost as if they know
Huge if true
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Huge if true