Dr. JMac
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Dr. JMac
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· Dec 30
Ice cream flavors I have made since buying myself an ice cream machine, a thread:
It wouldn’t do anything a high school graduation ceremony doesn’t do every summer
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
It wouldn’t do anything a high school graduation ceremony doesn’t do every summer
I don't want to drink the room temperature for 5 days milk, thank you, though
Trump: "We have some milk here. It's been sitting here for 5 days. I brought it so the press can have some. You can swig it all."
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I don't want to drink the room temperature for 5 days milk, thank you, though
Oh, word?
Denmark, Greenland failed to win the Trump team over
Denmark, Greenland failed to win the Trump team over
The U.S. allies hoped meeting senior Trump officials would diffuse tensions and tough talk on Greenland. It didn’t.
dlvr.it
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Oh, word?
Loose lips sink ships
Loose stools kill pools
Loose stools kill pools
January 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Loose lips sink ships
Loose stools kill pools
Loose stools kill pools
There it is
January 14, 2026 at 12:58 PM
There it is
If we ever manage to get this administration out there really needs to be an American Nuremberg for all of them
A mom in Houston reported her 15-year-old son with autism missing. She spent 6 days terrified, searching for him. The whole time, Houston police knew exactly where he was since they helped ICE place him in a refugee facility.
This is beyond cruel.
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
This is beyond cruel.
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Missing teen with autism transferred to refugee facility by HPD
He is currently being held at an Office for Refugee Resettlement facility.
www.houstonchronicle.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 PM
If we ever manage to get this administration out there really needs to be an American Nuremberg for all of them
I solved the Wednesday 1/14/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 12:02!
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I solved the Wednesday 1/14/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 12:02!
Guy who’s been bugging his father for attention all day long #yourdailyjacques #frenchiesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Guy who’s been bugging his father for attention all day long #yourdailyjacques #frenchiesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky
I swear, if the Girl Scouts ended Samoas I’m going to burn this country to the ground
January 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I swear, if the Girl Scouts ended Samoas I’m going to burn this country to the ground
@mccleescreates.bsky.social yo, I went to order Girl Scout cookies to support your child and WHERE TF ARE THE SAMOAS
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
@mccleescreates.bsky.social yo, I went to order Girl Scout cookies to support your child and WHERE TF ARE THE SAMOAS
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I’ve accidentally tried pomelo for the first time. (Bartender where I’m having dinner gave me a bag of them that her friend gave her from her tree, thinking they were grapefruit.) Holy grapefruit, Batman!
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I’ve accidentally tried pomelo for the first time. (Bartender where I’m having dinner gave me a bag of them that her friend gave her from her tree, thinking they were grapefruit.) Holy grapefruit, Batman!
I’m so tired. Every part of me.
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I’m so tired. Every part of me.
Claudette Colvin, seeing Rosetta Parks get her credit
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Claudette Colvin, seeing Rosetta Parks get her credit
(Continuing my Stranger Things rewatch, now in season 4)
I think Vecna would have more luck with recruiting the traumatized teens if he didn’t come out the gate being creepy AF with it. Seduce the teens with birthday cakes and kittens, not spiders crawling out of clocks and zombies
I think Vecna would have more luck with recruiting the traumatized teens if he didn’t come out the gate being creepy AF with it. Seduce the teens with birthday cakes and kittens, not spiders crawling out of clocks and zombies
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
(Continuing my Stranger Things rewatch, now in season 4)
I think Vecna would have more luck with recruiting the traumatized teens if he didn’t come out the gate being creepy AF with it. Seduce the teens with birthday cakes and kittens, not spiders crawling out of clocks and zombies
I think Vecna would have more luck with recruiting the traumatized teens if he didn’t come out the gate being creepy AF with it. Seduce the teens with birthday cakes and kittens, not spiders crawling out of clocks and zombies
Very presidential
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Very presidential
If I was Sue Storm I’d’ve left Reed Richards for Namor 30, 40 years ago
January 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
If I was Sue Storm I’d’ve left Reed Richards for Namor 30, 40 years ago
I love the Benoit Blanc voice is the new Bane voice
January 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I love the Benoit Blanc voice is the new Bane voice
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Who did this? Because I fucking love it and I want to shake your hand, sir (not gender specific)
![[Benoit Blanc voice] and nine to the race of men, who above all else desire --- what? powah. precisely. but they were all of them deCEIved. for ANOTHAH ring was made](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ezf2n46jjyd2jfxxrafa54ih/bafkreicvhf5dqa4u47vfwhlssnzxmo5uhdoxpembmfokq6q62lsa3p37xm@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Who did this? Because I fucking love it and I want to shake your hand, sir (not gender specific)
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If a Mexican restaurant doesn’t have at least one Pancho Villa picture there’s a decent chance the food’s no good
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
If a Mexican restaurant doesn’t have at least one Pancho Villa picture there’s a decent chance the food’s no good
“How can I be substantial if I fail to cast a shadow,” asks Jung. Do something to leave a mark on the world. (Something good, preferably.)
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
“How can I be substantial if I fail to cast a shadow,” asks Jung. Do something to leave a mark on the world. (Something good, preferably.)
And this MFer has the Tiny Timerity to keep not dying
Trump: "Sadly, the Great Influencer, Scott Adams, has passed away. He was a fantastic guy, who liked and respected me when it wasn’t fashionable to do so. He bravely fought a long battle against a terrible disease. My condolences go out to his family, and all of his many friends and listeners."
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
And this MFer has the Tiny Timerity to keep not dying
I thought Scott Adams was very funny when I was 15. RIP.
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I thought Scott Adams was very funny when I was 15. RIP.