Dr. Hotpocket
@drhotpocket.bsky.social
Sorry I missed this dude getting fucked up a little
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sorry I missed this dude getting fucked up a little
In Denver there were so many Boomers with absolutely awesome signs and shirts. It kicked ass.
every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
In Denver there were so many Boomers with absolutely awesome signs and shirts. It kicked ass.
"Alright, we serve lagers and porters. That's all I like, so we're not serving any other goddamn beer. Also, the man who killed my father in front of me used a pun when he did it. What should our airport bar be named?"
"I have an idea. But you're gonna be mad."
"I have an idea. But you're gonna be mad."
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"Alright, we serve lagers and porters. That's all I like, so we're not serving any other goddamn beer. Also, the man who killed my father in front of me used a pun when he did it. What should our airport bar be named?"
"I have an idea. But you're gonna be mad."
"I have an idea. But you're gonna be mad."
Two perfectly juxtaposed headlines showing how pathetic Denver leadership is.
September 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Two perfectly juxtaposed headlines showing how pathetic Denver leadership is.
The only acceptable choice for M. Bison is splicing in Raul Julia unchanged from the original Street Fighter movie.
Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson is cast as Balrog in the new Street Fighter live-action film www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Jason Momoa - Blanka
Noah Centineo - Ken
Orville Peck - Vega
Joe Anoa’i - Akuma
Andrew Koji - Ryu
Callina Liang - Chun-Li
Jason Momoa - Blanka
Noah Centineo - Ken
Orville Peck - Vega
Joe Anoa’i - Akuma
Andrew Koji - Ryu
Callina Liang - Chun-Li
June 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The only acceptable choice for M. Bison is splicing in Raul Julia unchanged from the original Street Fighter movie.
Mike Johnson, like Hancock before him, is spineless and can suck my ass telling me how to protest in my city.
See you on Saturday.
See you on Saturday.
Denver’s mayor is pleading for anti-Trump protests to be peaceful and calm so President Trump doesn’t send the military to Denver’s streets. @marcsallinger.bsky.social reports for @nexton9news.bsky.social
June 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Mike Johnson, like Hancock before him, is spineless and can suck my ass telling me how to protest in my city.
See you on Saturday.
See you on Saturday.
This was pretty much the last election in Denver and we voted in the latter
finally digging into my own city's mayoral primary and one challenger is running on "i will end homeless encampment sweeps and here's my achievable plan to instantly fund UBI for our poorest residents" and the other challenger is running on "i will bring back truancy police & jail for truant kids."
June 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This was pretty much the last election in Denver and we voted in the latter
There's a popular method in examining what led to things breaking in software called "5 Whys", where you start with the problem, then ask "Why?" 5 times. Like "People couldn't login" "Why? Because the login service was returning an error" "Why? Because the server was out of memory." "Why?"
Unfortunately, this is an area that Marx has won so hard that people don’t even understand the argument. “Material conditions” is a totalizing phrase from a material realist view of history—one that’s the default for basically everyone in AD 2025
People, there’s an entire vein of historical thought that the French Revolution was primarily a political crisis. You don’t have to agree with it! But it’s absolutely not a crazy view
April 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There's a popular method in examining what led to things breaking in software called "5 Whys", where you start with the problem, then ask "Why?" 5 times. Like "People couldn't login" "Why? Because the login service was returning an error" "Why? Because the server was out of memory." "Why?"
I think we can all agree that the perfect result for the rest of the game is 201 more passing yards for Mahomes and one Barkley touchdown.
That this is what I need to win the parlay I made is coincidence.
That this is what I need to win the parlay I made is coincidence.
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think we can all agree that the perfect result for the rest of the game is 201 more passing yards for Mahomes and one Barkley touchdown.
That this is what I need to win the parlay I made is coincidence.
That this is what I need to win the parlay I made is coincidence.
@bennet.senate.gov stop confirming Trump picks you goddamn waste of flesh.
UPDATE: 8 Dems voted today to confirm yet another Trump nominee during Musk's coup: Bennett (CO), Gallego (AZ), Hassan (NH), Heinrich (NM), Hickenlooper (CO), King (ME), Lujan (NM), Shaheen (NH). If you're a constituent, don't just call - write an op-ed, protest their office, make clear you care.
The Senate takes 3 votes this afternoon:
1) Go into executive session to consider Russell Vought to be OMB Director
2) Cloture vote for Pam Bondi for Attorney General
3) Confirmation of Christopher Wright for Energy Sec
These should be 3 easy NO votes for Dems. Watch yours and provide that input.
1) Go into executive session to consider Russell Vought to be OMB Director
2) Cloture vote for Pam Bondi for Attorney General
3) Confirmation of Christopher Wright for Energy Sec
These should be 3 easy NO votes for Dems. Watch yours and provide that input.
February 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
@bennet.senate.gov stop confirming Trump picks you goddamn waste of flesh.
Lily needs to start her day with some coffee and checking out the front yard, apparently.
January 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Lily needs to start her day with some coffee and checking out the front yard, apparently.
"Noted dumb piece of shit Jared Polis has praised noted dumb piece of shit RFK" was not a headline I necessarily expected from my state this year, but it wasn't really shocking when it happened.
“What might it look like to open the Democratic tent to vaccine-skeptical Americans, of which there are a growing number?”
We saw this in the early 2010s in crunchy Marin suburbs! It sucked! Measles came back!
We saw this in the early 2010s in crunchy Marin suburbs! It sucked! Measles came back!
December 31, 2024 at 9:58 PM
"Noted dumb piece of shit Jared Polis has praised noted dumb piece of shit RFK" was not a headline I necessarily expected from my state this year, but it wasn't really shocking when it happened.
This dude is an expert in what he's being asked about in the same way any random person here is. "An assassination will never lead to change"; you need to just look at Shinzo Abe to know that's not true at all. This is just "tut tut"ting poor people with a nicer tone.
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This Colorado doctor studies ethics. He has some thoughts about the UnitedHealthcare shooting.
University of Colorado bioethicist Dr. Matthew Wynia says anger at the health system is understandable but assassination isn't a rational response.
coloradosun.com
December 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
This dude is an expert in what he's being asked about in the same way any random person here is. "An assassination will never lead to change"; you need to just look at Shinzo Abe to know that's not true at all. This is just "tut tut"ting poor people with a nicer tone.
coloradosun.com/2024/12/23/u...
coloradosun.com/2024/12/23/u...
I think Kirk Herbstreit is quadrupling the number of Tennessee fans in Ohio rn
December 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I think Kirk Herbstreit is quadrupling the number of Tennessee fans in Ohio rn
Not actually terrible, but: In middle school I got 3 huge pimples on my nose in a perfect triangle. I walked into class and immediately one girl went "Boy, you look like the damn Bermuda triangle!" And for like 6 weeks after that I was Bermuda. I couldn't be mad, it was a perfect burn.
What's the worst nickname anyone has ever had
December 15, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Not actually terrible, but: In middle school I got 3 huge pimples on my nose in a perfect triangle. I walked into class and immediately one girl went "Boy, you look like the damn Bermuda triangle!" And for like 6 weeks after that I was Bermuda. I couldn't be mad, it was a perfect burn.
I just got like, 4 rejections for jobs I applied to months ago today. Is December 11 some weird HR day or closing of business I'm unaware of?
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I just got like, 4 rejections for jobs I applied to months ago today. Is December 11 some weird HR day or closing of business I'm unaware of?
I've been on the internet long enough to know someone is getting a tattoo of this.
December 9, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I've been on the internet long enough to know someone is getting a tattoo of this.
Reminder that 99% of people with the titles Political Scientist or Economist are actually dumber than shit.
i didn’t have south korea briefly becoming north korea on my geopolitical bingo card
December 3, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Reminder that 99% of people with the titles Political Scientist or Economist are actually dumber than shit.
My brother and I still send this to each other, ten years after this Why Your Team Sucks. @drewmagary.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 3:32 PM
My brother and I still send this to each other, ten years after this Why Your Team Sucks. @drewmagary.bsky.social
Sweet, this is the second mandatory work training in a row that is using an AI voice over that is distractingly bad. I was already going to just play it in the background and tune out, but now I'm going to see if I can speedrun this shit.
November 19, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Sweet, this is the second mandatory work training in a row that is using an AI voice over that is distractingly bad. I was already going to just play it in the background and tune out, but now I'm going to see if I can speedrun this shit.
The only positive to Netflix performing worse than the shady as hell sites that stream PPV stuff has been looking at Twitter to see if there are updates and seeing the dude bros there having full on meltdowns about it.
November 16, 2024 at 4:49 AM
The only positive to Netflix performing worse than the shady as hell sites that stream PPV stuff has been looking at Twitter to see if there are updates and seeing the dude bros there having full on meltdowns about it.
Cool, the VP of my org just started off an AMA talking about how much we support Israel, equated supporting Israel with supporting Jewish people, and condemned Palestine. Now to listen to a bunch of horeshit about him lying on not having more layoffs and stuff fuming instead of mildly irritated
October 9, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Cool, the VP of my org just started off an AMA talking about how much we support Israel, equated supporting Israel with supporting Jewish people, and condemned Palestine. Now to listen to a bunch of horeshit about him lying on not having more layoffs and stuff fuming instead of mildly irritated