Drex Danger Noodle. Reptoid Blogger
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Drex Danger Noodle. Reptoid Blogger
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Greetings from our (not so) hidden base on Enceladus, third largest moon of Saturn!

Call me Drex. My formal name is a little difficult to pronounce, and I don't like it anyway.

I study humanity through your media. Mostly for entertainment.
Pinned
Okay, folks.

Time to update my pinned rant.

Let us break down just how fucked the criminal regime and the GOP really are.

Buckle up. Gonna be a long one.

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I heard some people were throwing snowballs at ICE today in Minneapolis.

I applaud the effort but that might hurt them.

You know what would be refreshing and painless?

Water balloons.

😏

😎

🥶
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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We should NEVER trivialise any suffering. Ever. Toxic positivity asks you to do this.
You should never say:

“Everything happens for a reason”
“You should be grateful”
“Pain makes you stronger”

These are not helpful. They are lies.

Suffering that is unavoidable demands meaning — not optimism.
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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One thing that has really hit me since my discussion with my therapist.

Is my moral compass. It’s why I am so angry with the likes of Trump.

And particularly lying “Christian” hypocrites snd their false morality.

No moral person cheers on harm to others.
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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I love the smell of burning Russian Subs in the morning! Makes my coffee all tasty. Slava Ukraine Motherfckers!
A $400 million Varshavyanka-class Russian submarine used to launch Kalibr cruise missiles at Ukraine has been successfully decommissioned by the SBU using underwater drones.

The first time in history a drone takes out a submarine.
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The president of the United States of America is a vapid, deluded, cruel cunt.
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Honestly think that the moment the overwhelming majority of Americans both accept their nation is an empire in decline (not collapse, that is rather rare) and take this moment to unfuck generations of imperialist, corpo centric thinking and policies, the better the recovery will be.
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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This is because Nate Silver has 300K subscribers on Substack and Heather Cox Richardson has 2.7M. Mediocre men CAN'T STAND successful women, and even blame them for their own failures. Pathetic.
what the fuck are you talking about man
December 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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If you’re unwilling or unable to acknowledge the fact that Charlie Kirk was a hateful person then you’re probably hateful too.
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They don't and they won't.

Because they are inept cowards high on their own propaganda supply.

What we will see happen is those who can retire from Congress with their lifetime free healthcare and six-figure pensions will leave rather than do...literally anything else.
Tomorrow, Republicans have a chance to vote to prevent 24 million Americans’ premiums from spiking.

If they really care about affordability, this is the single easiest and most important vote to support. Somehow, I doubt they’ll do it.
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Isn't this the same as a baseball team down 10 runs demanding they other team quit the league entirely?
Russia demands that Finland and Sweden exit NATO as part of any final peace settlement with Ukraine. The demand was conveyed in a meeting between Sergei Lavrov and Finland’s foreign minister Elina Valtonen. Russia’s demands for security apply not only to Ukraine but also elsewhere in Europe and the
Kommentti: Venäjä haluaa nollata Suomen Nato-jäsenyyden – Lavrov osoitti sanansa suoraan Valtoselle
Ulkoministeri Sergei Lavrovin kasvoille ilmestyi paljonpuhuva virne, kun hän lähetti hyytäviä terveisiä ulkoministeri Elina Valtoselle, Arja Paananen kirjoittaa.
www.is.fi
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I've been saying for nearly a decade now:

Dementing Pedo Grandpa thinks he is a made-for-TV mob boss while being a tacky cheap ass NYC pimp the entire time.
High-end brothel aesthetic.
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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At least they had the decency to censor Bubba.
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
BECAUSE HE IS PUTTING IN THE WORK FOR IT!

FUCK!

To all you lefties complaining about Newsom, again, I ask:

Who else has put in the work needed to be a leading primary candidate on the national level?

Seriously?

Who?

Get over it, please. He's likely to run and have a fairly clear lane.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
While a simple distillation this is 100% spot on.
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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It happened to me
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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This is great news. Keep the Kremlin from further hijacking the EU.
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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This is probably the clearest indication yet that the administration understands what they’re doing in the Caribbean is illegal.

They’re now threatening the ICC with sanctions if they investigate Trump and his team.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Wow! President Trump is a titan of wellness, his stamina is unmatched! Our commander-in-chief only needs a tiny nap to power through a full meeting. Get this man into the Olympics ASAP!
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Notice how much he is hiding back of his right hand while slumped forward, caked in half ton of makeup, and his hair is vile looking.

This thing has run its course.

DO NOT RELENT.

Destroy everything touched by these white supremist.

Every. Last. Thing.
Q: Has Hegseth told you why he hasn't released the video of the second strike?

TRUMP: He hasn't told me. I thought that issue was dead. I'm surprised you're bringing it up. Are you with CNN?

Q: I am with CNN

TRUMP: You work for the Democrats
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yep.

Dementing Pedo Grandpa is about to be lost in an eternal fog of misremembering everything.

This is not really a threat to us.

It is a threat to all the bottom feeders who want his throne of lies, cons, and crimes.

This is to prevent any from trying to challenge him on the Right.
NEW: Trump says it is "seditious, perhaps even treasonous" to question his health
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Future Senator Jasmine Crockett has enemies on the Left.

That is why Texans should vote for her and call out racist bullshit every day from now until her election win.

Spread the word.

youtu.be/1IJgpJYdzDk?...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett Sets The Record Straight…
YouTube video by TabithaSpeaksPolitics
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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It’s interesting how Seven was angry and passive aggressive for a chunk of PIC S3, but she isn’t called emotional like Burnham.

Both characters have emotional reactions to situations that are understandable, but as a society we see crying as weakness.
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM