HeatherFuckMansion
@draculafuckmansion.bsky.social
Take me off your list for Elective Lobotomy <3
29, Bi, no minors allowed pls, They/She 🏳️⚧️
29, Bi, no minors allowed pls, They/She 🏳️⚧️
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could be wrong but I think people took bluesky not having an algorithm to mean you can just post whenever and run and accumulate however many likes you believe you deserve
but no, you still gotta engage with others and be a part of the community
but no, you still gotta engage with others and be a part of the community
December 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
could be wrong but I think people took bluesky not having an algorithm to mean you can just post whenever and run and accumulate however many likes you believe you deserve
but no, you still gotta engage with others and be a part of the community
but no, you still gotta engage with others and be a part of the community
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I don't WANT to give my biological data to fitbit! Some shitty company shouldn't know exactly how much my heart rate skyrockets when I see Matthew Lillard in that one scene in scream 1
June 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I don't WANT to give my biological data to fitbit! Some shitty company shouldn't know exactly how much my heart rate skyrockets when I see Matthew Lillard in that one scene in scream 1
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
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"Woe to those who have not cleaned their houses - it is said that the Schnabelperchten will cut open their stomachs with long scissors and empty the rubbish into them" ✂️
December 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"Woe to those who have not cleaned their houses - it is said that the Schnabelperchten will cut open their stomachs with long scissors and empty the rubbish into them" ✂️
God sends the chattiest men on a train to his most sleepy trans women
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
God sends the chattiest men on a train to his most sleepy trans women
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
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My only big post-game-award thought is that while Clair Obscur is obviously an excellent game (cmon, don't do the sour grapes thing, please?), it still doesn't come to mind AT ALL when I think of my favourite RPGs of the year
That still goes to Look Outside, made by a tiny team in just a few months
That still goes to Look Outside, made by a tiny team in just a few months
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December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My only big post-game-award thought is that while Clair Obscur is obviously an excellent game (cmon, don't do the sour grapes thing, please?), it still doesn't come to mind AT ALL when I think of my favourite RPGs of the year
That still goes to Look Outside, made by a tiny team in just a few months
That still goes to Look Outside, made by a tiny team in just a few months
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!"
The Internet:
The Internet:
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Our front page looks a little different this morning, and that’s because we have decided to publish a timeline of the so-called 'ceasefire' in Gaza, as Benjamin Netanyahu’s brutal apartheid regime continues to claim lives 👇
A full timeline of Israel's repeated Gaza ceasefire violations
www.thenational.scot
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Our front page looks a little different this morning, and that’s because we have decided to publish a timeline of the so-called 'ceasefire' in Gaza, as Benjamin Netanyahu’s brutal apartheid regime continues to claim lives 👇
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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Astonishing
Vaccines and antibiotics, man
Vaccinate your kids
Vaccines and antibiotics, man
Vaccinate your kids
Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Astonishing
Vaccines and antibiotics, man
Vaccinate your kids
Vaccines and antibiotics, man
Vaccinate your kids
I'm trying to get a ceveze for my fiancé this Christmas and ngl this product description is making me feel like I'm having an episode
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I'm trying to get a ceveze for my fiancé this Christmas and ngl this product description is making me feel like I'm having an episode
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Really valuable and honest piece by friend and comrade @nikeshshukla.bsky.social about the anti-immigration protests at hotels this year.
There's a danger in trying to "understand" someone's hate if it's based on the faulty assumption that there's anything to understand in the first place.
There's a danger in trying to "understand" someone's hate if it's based on the faulty assumption that there's anything to understand in the first place.
If you choose to terrorise children, we have nothing in common
Following yet another anti-migrant hotel protest, Nikesh considers whether it’s even possible to engage with the other side
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November 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Really valuable and honest piece by friend and comrade @nikeshshukla.bsky.social about the anti-immigration protests at hotels this year.
There's a danger in trying to "understand" someone's hate if it's based on the faulty assumption that there's anything to understand in the first place.
There's a danger in trying to "understand" someone's hate if it's based on the faulty assumption that there's anything to understand in the first place.
Teen Mortgage is straight up one of the best bands I've listened to all year & they also have the added benefit of being based AND incomprehensible. So when you listen to a banger like "disappear" and see the lyrics for the first time in your life it's like rediscovering a lost city of gold
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Teen Mortgage is straight up one of the best bands I've listened to all year & they also have the added benefit of being based AND incomprehensible. So when you listen to a banger like "disappear" and see the lyrics for the first time in your life it's like rediscovering a lost city of gold
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
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Not my WOKEST take because I want to seem somewhat approachable and sane but - reclaiming property and wealth from the super rich is cool and it rips and every country should do it all the time
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Not my WOKEST take because I want to seem somewhat approachable and sane but - reclaiming property and wealth from the super rich is cool and it rips and every country should do it all the time
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As pointed out at the other place: it’s a wonder that with his busy schedule of deliberately wrecking his own party to media outlets choking to repeat every word at this point, Mandelson managed to find the time to meet Jeffrey Epstein again. But he seems to have managed it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
As pointed out at the other place: it’s a wonder that with his busy schedule of deliberately wrecking his own party to media outlets choking to repeat every word at this point, Mandelson managed to find the time to meet Jeffrey Epstein again. But he seems to have managed it.