Dan Dukeson
@doooks.com
Former mayor of various sandwich shops. Currently clean on OPSEC
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The plan was leaked by the Russians and no one in America’s historically inept administration knew what anyone else was doing so people started getting behind it because they thought it was official policy.
Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.
Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The plan was leaked by the Russians and no one in America’s historically inept administration knew what anyone else was doing so people started getting behind it because they thought it was official policy.
Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.
Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.
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“Did Nathan Gill ever say anything you disagree with in return for his bribes from a Kremlin stooge?”
“Did you, in your roles as his boss, friend, mentor & party leader, ever question his full-throated support for an enemy of the UK and if not, why not?”
You can have those for nothing, lads.
“Did you, in your roles as his boss, friend, mentor & party leader, ever question his full-throated support for an enemy of the UK and if not, why not?”
You can have those for nothing, lads.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“Did Nathan Gill ever say anything you disagree with in return for his bribes from a Kremlin stooge?”
“Did you, in your roles as his boss, friend, mentor & party leader, ever question his full-throated support for an enemy of the UK and if not, why not?”
You can have those for nothing, lads.
“Did you, in your roles as his boss, friend, mentor & party leader, ever question his full-throated support for an enemy of the UK and if not, why not?”
You can have those for nothing, lads.
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War Diary Day 1,367
Lviv: @realDonaldTrump’s peace plan is a Kremlin trap.
Like Nathan Gill, Trump is under the sway of Russian spies.
Ukraine fights on.
#VPDFO!
Lviv: @realDonaldTrump’s peace plan is a Kremlin trap.
Like Nathan Gill, Trump is under the sway of Russian spies.
Ukraine fights on.
#VPDFO!
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
War Diary Day 1,367
Lviv: @realDonaldTrump’s peace plan is a Kremlin trap.
Like Nathan Gill, Trump is under the sway of Russian spies.
Ukraine fights on.
#VPDFO!
Lviv: @realDonaldTrump’s peace plan is a Kremlin trap.
Like Nathan Gill, Trump is under the sway of Russian spies.
Ukraine fights on.
#VPDFO!
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Yeah, yeah, wolves using tools, it's all very interesting and opens up entirely new vistas of understanding canine intelligence.
But more importantly, this is poaching, and those wolves belong in jail.
But more importantly, this is poaching, and those wolves belong in jail.
B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species
B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species
Researchers have captured video footage of wild wolves in British Columbia pulling crab traps out of the sea by their lines to eat the bait inside, in the first evidence of possible tool use by the animals.
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yeah, yeah, wolves using tools, it's all very interesting and opens up entirely new vistas of understanding canine intelligence.
But more importantly, this is poaching, and those wolves belong in jail.
But more importantly, this is poaching, and those wolves belong in jail.
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The Tribune is well worth a subscription if you are in Sheffield and value quality journalism
Excellent and courageous investigative journalism.
The fact that it is (apparently) legal to do this to people is utterly disgusting.
The fact that it is (apparently) legal to do this to people is utterly disgusting.
“It broke my heart, that was my savings towards a new car,” one woman who paid Milne tens of thousands of pounds told us. “He has just wiped me out.”
Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners?
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners?
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The Tribune is well worth a subscription if you are in Sheffield and value quality journalism
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... such a great song writer. Piles and piles and piles of Tom Petty.
Todd Snider, alt-country singer-songwriter of Alright Guy, dies aged 59
Influential musician who created Americana hits had recently been hospitalized with pneumonia
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... such a great song writer. Piles and piles and piles of Tom Petty.
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The last time I heard a President getting booed like this was Ceausescu in 1989
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The last time I heard a President getting booed like this was Ceausescu in 1989
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Ensuring the answer to this ridiculously important question stays permanently secret is the single most important priority of the tech industry right now, in terms of data / climate disclosures
...Also, what percentage of the AI and data center demand is being used for genuinely important functions (life-saving medical, scientific, or efficiency practices) and what percentage of the energy use is powering slop videos and bad Google search responses? I worry it is 10% valuable 90% junk,
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ensuring the answer to this ridiculously important question stays permanently secret is the single most important priority of the tech industry right now, in terms of data / climate disclosures
Everyone that put the punchline to the video in the YouTube title is going to hell. Don't say i didn't warn you
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Everyone that put the punchline to the video in the YouTube title is going to hell. Don't say i didn't warn you
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Comet C/2025 A6 Lemmon imaged from Kielder Star Camp at Kielder Campsite last night. Phone-only processed stack of half a dozen Seestar S50 jpg images.
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Comet C/2025 A6 Lemmon imaged from Kielder Star Camp at Kielder Campsite last night. Phone-only processed stack of half a dozen Seestar S50 jpg images.
I will trade one SCSI cable and one parallel cable for a ton of your fava beans
I did give subsistence farming a hard think after the kids and I went to see Grave of the Fireflies last month. If I had to, I think what I'd do is rip everything out and sow fava beans. Complete protein, multiple harvests per year + you can till the greens back in to keep the nitrogen cycle going.
October 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I will trade one SCSI cable and one parallel cable for a ton of your fava beans
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A lot of people have asked so just to clarify I turned down the Riyadh comedy festival on principle. I regard my comedy as art and I would never compromise my integrity for a pay check. (Couldn’t do it anyway as it clashed with a voiceover I was doing for Morrisons).
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A lot of people have asked so just to clarify I turned down the Riyadh comedy festival on principle. I regard my comedy as art and I would never compromise my integrity for a pay check. (Couldn’t do it anyway as it clashed with a voiceover I was doing for Morrisons).
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We’re just innocent men
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We’re just innocent men
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“There’s no way I’m bending the knee I have left for a king in America.”
Damn. Just … damn.
Damn. Just … damn.
Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.
He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
October 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“There’s no way I’m bending the knee I have left for a king in America.”
Damn. Just … damn.
Damn. Just … damn.
Little Simz at Manchester Coop Live on Thursday
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Little Simz at Manchester Coop Live on Thursday
I love her
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I love her
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China Bought $12.6 Billion in U.S. Soybeans Last Year. Now, It’s $0. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/b...
China Bought $12.6 Billion in U.S. Soybeans Last Year. Now, It’s $0.
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
China Bought $12.6 Billion in U.S. Soybeans Last Year. Now, It’s $0. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/b...
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
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I can feel myself turning to dust just reading this. Not only do I STILL remember a bunch of phone numbers from my childhood, I remember that my Dad would use the *letter* variation for the first two digits, rather than numbers. Our home number started with "AR1" rather than 271.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can feel myself turning to dust just reading this. Not only do I STILL remember a bunch of phone numbers from my childhood, I remember that my Dad would use the *letter* variation for the first two digits, rather than numbers. Our home number started with "AR1" rather than 271.
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when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office
October 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office
EMF and Jesus Jones at the Warehouse, Leeds
October 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
EMF and Jesus Jones at the Warehouse, Leeds