Bret
@dontfretitsbret.bsky.social
he/they | Engineer @ AAA studio (laid off :3), posting through the pain
Both KOTOR games and most fallout games 100%
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Both KOTOR games and most fallout games 100%
Sold my soul to the LDS church so I can claim Appalachian valor
September 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sold my soul to the LDS church so I can claim Appalachian valor
It’s giving Didi Hill. Can’t tell if I love it or not
September 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It’s giving Didi Hill. Can’t tell if I love it or not
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🎉🎉🎉
August 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
🎉🎉🎉
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conservatives love having cool beliefs like “political ideology is genetic”
August 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
conservatives love having cool beliefs like “political ideology is genetic”
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“Sorry we don’t have Coke is Pepsi ok?”
Buddy I don’t even care if I wake up tomorrow
Buddy I don’t even care if I wake up tomorrow
August 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“Sorry we don’t have Coke is Pepsi ok?”
Buddy I don’t even care if I wake up tomorrow
Buddy I don’t even care if I wake up tomorrow
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*big iron intensifies*
August 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
*big iron intensifies*
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Today I learned that that’s a Cinnabon and not wings
This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon
July 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Today I learned that that’s a Cinnabon and not wings
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HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas theonion.com/hgtv-ex...
July 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas theonion.com/hgtv-ex...
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Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump
July 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump
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ainda que não seja possível substituir tudo, dá pra depender menos de tecnologia dos EUA
Silicon Valley’s alliance with Donald Trump was a mask off moment and showed the world we can’t depend on US tech companies.
For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
Getting off US tech: a guide
I’m in the process of dropping US tech services. Here’s how I did it, and options you should consider.
www.disconnect.blog
July 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
ainda que não seja possível substituir tudo, dá pra depender menos de tecnologia dos EUA
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elmo taking a stand against trump
July 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
elmo taking a stand against trump
We’re so cooked
BREAKING: The New York Times reports that FEMA failed to answer two-thirds of the calls to its disaster assistance line in the days following devastating floods in Texas, after firing hundreds of call center contractors on July 5.
FEMA Didn’t Answer Thousands of Calls From Flood Survivors, Documents Show
www.nytimes.com
July 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We’re so cooked
Bungie is cooked. The one engineer who understood the game engine top-to-bottom has left 🫡
July 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Bungie is cooked. The one engineer who understood the game engine top-to-bottom has left 🫡
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Insecure Woman Doesn’t Like Eating In Front Of Surveillance State
Insecure Woman Doesn’t Like Eating In Front Of Surveillance State
LOS ANGELES—Attributing her behavior to insecurity about the government, local woman Kirsten Sears told reporters Monday that she did not like eating in front of the surveillance state. “I try to reme...
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July 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Insecure Woman Doesn’t Like Eating In Front Of Surveillance State
Retail management is giving my a humiliation kink… I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for someone to swear at me so I can hit them with the “if you’re choosing to be rude, I have to ask you to leave” which always causes them to explode so I can kick them out
July 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Retail management is giving my a humiliation kink… I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for someone to swear at me so I can hit them with the “if you’re choosing to be rude, I have to ask you to leave” which always causes them to explode so I can kick them out
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
ALTOONA, PA—Saying the pampered 6-year-old seemed to think someone should provide her with a midday meal on a regular basis, sources told reporters Thursday that local entitled child Harper Wiley expected to eat lunch each day of her young life. “Can you imagine? Not just on the odd occasion, but every single day!” said a source […]
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June 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Had to kick someone out of the store on my lunch break 😭
June 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Had to kick someone out of the store on my lunch break 😭
I’m a manager now but I’m not a class traitor so I only trespass the pick-me shoplifters
June 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m a manager now but I’m not a class traitor so I only trespass the pick-me shoplifters
And then proceeds to say it was to preemptively kiss the metaphorical ring
“I feel like people misunderstood my $250,000 for Cuomo for real enthusiasm”
Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
And then proceeds to say it was to preemptively kiss the metaphorical ring
When I was growing up my mom told me that everyone should pick an animal to collect so that it’s easy for their friends to buy gifts. This reminded me of that
by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam.
seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.
seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.
June 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When I was growing up my mom told me that everyone should pick an animal to collect so that it’s easy for their friends to buy gifts. This reminded me of that
Looking forward to the next 25 with smart presidents now 😻
Vice President JD Vance: "I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents"
June 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Looking forward to the next 25 with smart presidents now 😻