Doman Ryler
@domanryler.bsky.social
Rottweiler. Part-Time 4L. ⚖️ I make small objects travel long distances. ⛳️ 🏹 🔫 1000 Pound Club Alumnus. 🏋️
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Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
October 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
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Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
PASSAIC, NJ—Scott Moreland, a walking database of sports facts and figures, scorned Tim Dansby, a walking database of science-fiction anecdotes and trivia, Monday afternoon.
theonion.com
January 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
"I said go around!”
"You said go between them!"
"I said DON'T go between them!"
"You said go between them!"
"I said DON'T go between them!"
December 16, 2024 at 12:46 AM
"I said go around!”
"You said go between them!"
"I said DON'T go between them!"
"You said go between them!"
"I said DON'T go between them!"
"We're not sinking... WE'RE CRASHING!!!”
December 15, 2024 at 9:56 PM
"We're not sinking... WE'RE CRASHING!!!”
"As the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"
December 14, 2024 at 5:33 PM
"As the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"
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😆😆😆😆 Who did this?
November 18, 2024 at 7:18 PM
😆😆😆😆 Who did this?
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Excited for the final season of conflicted horny wolfman anime
November 13, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Excited for the final season of conflicted horny wolfman anime
Been there. Said that. It's true.
if you ask a white person how it’s going and they say “it’s going,” they are having a rough time. but if they answer “livin’ the dream,” they need an immediate mental health intervention
November 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Been there. Said that. It's true.
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Repost if you’re a smart slut
repost if you’re a dumb slut
November 8, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Repost if you’re a smart slut
Me after mentally torturing myself for 3 days.
a group of cartoon characters with their hands in the air and the words we 're back baby
ALT: a group of cartoon characters with their hands in the air and the words we 're back baby
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me after mentally torturing myself for 3 days.
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DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up
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November 6, 2024 at 8:59 PM
DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up
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Voting Clinton 2016 // Voting Harris 2024
November 5, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Voting Clinton 2016 // Voting Harris 2024
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NEW YORK!!!!
Happy Election Day Morning!
Remember to vote YES on prop 1. This codifies abortion rights and extends equal rights protections in NYS to trans people.
The presidential election is really important, but this is super important 2.
Happy Election Day Morning!
Remember to vote YES on prop 1. This codifies abortion rights and extends equal rights protections in NYS to trans people.
The presidential election is really important, but this is super important 2.
November 5, 2024 at 2:53 PM
NEW YORK!!!!
Happy Election Day Morning!
Remember to vote YES on prop 1. This codifies abortion rights and extends equal rights protections in NYS to trans people.
The presidential election is really important, but this is super important 2.
Happy Election Day Morning!
Remember to vote YES on prop 1. This codifies abortion rights and extends equal rights protections in NYS to trans people.
The presidential election is really important, but this is super important 2.
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How it feels like moving from Twitter to Bluesky.
October 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
How it feels like moving from Twitter to Bluesky.
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
If Mental Gymnastics was an Olympic sport, I would take the gold every time.
October 25, 2024 at 11:10 PM
If Mental Gymnastics was an Olympic sport, I would take the gold every time.
Jfc this my fucking father and his brother
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus
Clark Pollard, a lifelong conservative, explains why - when it comes to people, media, and big cities - he's afraid of it all. And he's not going to apologize for it.
Clark Pollard, a lifelong conservative, explains why - when it comes to people, media, and big cities - he's afraid of it all. And he's not going to apologize for it.
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Jfc this my fucking father and his brother
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How it feels when you follow a super cool mutual from Twitter and they follow you back on here
October 18, 2024 at 8:42 AM
How it feels when you follow a super cool mutual from Twitter and they follow you back on here
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Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults
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October 23, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults
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I'm unhinged, like a door in the wind.
October 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I'm unhinged, like a door in the wind.
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To celebrate the 4k here I'm offering a full body, coloured picture. All you need to do is the usual (follow & repost, & reply what you'd like to get or a ref)
Theme is "You've got a Potion from Max's lab"
Can be TF and/or growth/shrink!
Will pick a winner on Oct the 26th for my bday! Good luck :)
Theme is "You've got a Potion from Max's lab"
Can be TF and/or growth/shrink!
Will pick a winner on Oct the 26th for my bday! Good luck :)
October 20, 2024 at 3:44 PM
To celebrate the 4k here I'm offering a full body, coloured picture. All you need to do is the usual (follow & repost, & reply what you'd like to get or a ref)
Theme is "You've got a Potion from Max's lab"
Can be TF and/or growth/shrink!
Will pick a winner on Oct the 26th for my bday! Good luck :)
Theme is "You've got a Potion from Max's lab"
Can be TF and/or growth/shrink!
Will pick a winner on Oct the 26th for my bday! Good luck :)
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At the truck stop urinal:
Google Maps voice from my pocket: turn left
Fellow next to me: please don't
Google Maps voice from my pocket: turn left
Fellow next to me: please don't
October 18, 2024 at 1:47 PM
At the truck stop urinal:
Google Maps voice from my pocket: turn left
Fellow next to me: please don't
Google Maps voice from my pocket: turn left
Fellow next to me: please don't