Matt Goodman
@doctordastardly.bsky.social
Co-Host of The Ghost Hosts' Horror Podcast, Comedian, Communist, Feminist, Writer, Genesis Superfan, Actor, Chef, Painter, and Loser. Non-binary AMAB. He/him.
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updated my letterboxd favorite movies
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
updated my letterboxd favorite movies
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This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON
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Yes, I think this is it exactly. It's really that simple. They are just not good people. I see others try to use some weird psychology to justify it and turn themselves into a pretzel to understand it. It just boils down to this, the people that support him are hateful, bad people just like he is.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yes, I think this is it exactly. It's really that simple. They are just not good people. I see others try to use some weird psychology to justify it and turn themselves into a pretzel to understand it. It just boils down to this, the people that support him are hateful, bad people just like he is.
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Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
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“What the president gets right about Europe: blood and soil politics are correct and white nationalists are generally right about everything.”
-The New York Times
-The New York Times
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“What the president gets right about Europe: blood and soil politics are correct and white nationalists are generally right about everything.”
-The New York Times
-The New York Times
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This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.
see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
I'm not quite sure where to start
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.
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ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
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Top 5 Surprises in "Stranger Things" Season 5 (SPOILER FREE):
5. Vecna played by Jon Lovitz
4. The lavish musical numbers set in the Land of Oz
3. Winona Ryder keeps finding reasons to say "Beetlejuice" and wink at the camera
2. They go to space
1. New catch phrase "Who's upside down now, bitch?"
5. Vecna played by Jon Lovitz
4. The lavish musical numbers set in the Land of Oz
3. Winona Ryder keeps finding reasons to say "Beetlejuice" and wink at the camera
2. They go to space
1. New catch phrase "Who's upside down now, bitch?"
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Top 5 Surprises in "Stranger Things" Season 5 (SPOILER FREE):
5. Vecna played by Jon Lovitz
4. The lavish musical numbers set in the Land of Oz
3. Winona Ryder keeps finding reasons to say "Beetlejuice" and wink at the camera
2. They go to space
1. New catch phrase "Who's upside down now, bitch?"
5. Vecna played by Jon Lovitz
4. The lavish musical numbers set in the Land of Oz
3. Winona Ryder keeps finding reasons to say "Beetlejuice" and wink at the camera
2. They go to space
1. New catch phrase "Who's upside down now, bitch?"
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She's with the in group that the law protects but does not bind, immigrants are part of the out group that the law binds but does not protect.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
She's with the in group that the law protects but does not bind, immigrants are part of the out group that the law binds but does not protect.
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They’re simultaneously arguing that soldiers have to follow all orders from the president, legal or not, but they get to ignore orders from a federal judge if they feel they’re not legal.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They’re simultaneously arguing that soldiers have to follow all orders from the president, legal or not, but they get to ignore orders from a federal judge if they feel they’re not legal.
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it's really funny how they apparently simultaneously think delivery companies are "creating misery" by offering shitty gig economy jobs but also by automating away those jobs
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
it's really funny how they apparently simultaneously think delivery companies are "creating misery" by offering shitty gig economy jobs but also by automating away those jobs
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I’m sorry but if “delivering food” isn’t the kind of job that robots are allowed to take then what is the point of even inventing robots
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I’m sorry but if “delivering food” isn’t the kind of job that robots are allowed to take then what is the point of even inventing robots
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“Empirical evidence is for pussies” sure bro
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Empirical evidence is for pussies” sure bro
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Every 2-4 years, a bunch of left-wing populists have the brilliant thought “Hey, what if people’s resentment of social minorities is actually just sublimated resentment for capitalist elites?” and then we get to spend 2-4 years once again learning that no, it’s very much the reverse
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Every 2-4 years, a bunch of left-wing populists have the brilliant thought “Hey, what if people’s resentment of social minorities is actually just sublimated resentment for capitalist elites?” and then we get to spend 2-4 years once again learning that no, it’s very much the reverse
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There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.
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what the ever loving shit is this wording? tbh, more of your writers need to get dragged into a crashout, @nytimes.com because wtf.
she was also homeless as a minor. dental/orthodontic shit isn’t a want so much as it’s a need (bad teeth can fuck up someone’s heart!). this was sex trafficking.
she was also homeless as a minor. dental/orthodontic shit isn’t a want so much as it’s a need (bad teeth can fuck up someone’s heart!). this was sex trafficking.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
what the ever loving shit is this wording? tbh, more of your writers need to get dragged into a crashout, @nytimes.com because wtf.
she was also homeless as a minor. dental/orthodontic shit isn’t a want so much as it’s a need (bad teeth can fuck up someone’s heart!). this was sex trafficking.
she was also homeless as a minor. dental/orthodontic shit isn’t a want so much as it’s a need (bad teeth can fuck up someone’s heart!). this was sex trafficking.
I really hate to break it to you all, but Cuomo is probably going to win. I'm sorry.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I really hate to break it to you all, but Cuomo is probably going to win. I'm sorry.
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Part of what is going on here isn't just inflicting hunger, it's inflicting humiliation. Human beings should be able to feed themselves and their families with dignity.
The sadism is the point.
The sadism is the point.
Here in Atlanta yesterday, more than 2,000 people waited in their cars—one woman for 14 hours—for a box of food. The giveaway ended early; there wasn't enough to go around.
Multiply this scene by countless others across the country, and you get a sense of how crushing the desperation is right now.
Multiply this scene by countless others across the country, and you get a sense of how crushing the desperation is right now.
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Part of what is going on here isn't just inflicting hunger, it's inflicting humiliation. Human beings should be able to feed themselves and their families with dignity.
The sadism is the point.
The sadism is the point.
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Here's why Platner joined the military, according to his own words: to kill Arabs.
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Here's why Platner joined the military, according to his own words: to kill Arabs.
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[shortly before being escorted out of Hooters] call me donald trump the way i'm about to destroy these wings
October 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
[shortly before being escorted out of Hooters] call me donald trump the way i'm about to destroy these wings
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and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.