Doctor Evil 🩻
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Doctor of Eval(). 🇦🇺 Software typer-inner. He/Him/Oi.
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Doctor Evil 🩻
@doctor-eval.com
· Sep 19
Entendre would be a beautiful name for twins.
September 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Entendre would be a beautiful name for twins.
I just stepped in dog shit, so now I guess they’re ugh boots.
September 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I just stepped in dog shit, so now I guess they’re ugh boots.
September 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’m so angry about the deplatforming of @dly.bsky.social that I’m going to quit bsky for a week, and if past behaviour is any indication I’ll probably stay quit.
I enjoyed the budding friendships I was making here ❤️ life is hard.
But fuck BlueSky. They only moderate the hate they disagree with.
I enjoyed the budding friendships I was making here ❤️ life is hard.
But fuck BlueSky. They only moderate the hate they disagree with.
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m so angry about the deplatforming of @dly.bsky.social that I’m going to quit bsky for a week, and if past behaviour is any indication I’ll probably stay quit.
I enjoyed the budding friendships I was making here ❤️ life is hard.
But fuck BlueSky. They only moderate the hate they disagree with.
I enjoyed the budding friendships I was making here ❤️ life is hard.
But fuck BlueSky. They only moderate the hate they disagree with.
There are two wolves inside me, they’re both called Wolfgang.
September 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
There are two wolves inside me, they’re both called Wolfgang.
A lost wolf is called a wherewolf,,, fight me
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
A lost wolf is called a wherewolf,,, fight me
Why is it called a pack of wolves and not a Wolfgang?
September 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Why is it called a pack of wolves and not a Wolfgang?
I haven’t always been old you know. At one point I was middle aged. I don’t remember if there was anything before that. Pretty sure that’s it.
September 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I haven’t always been old you know. At one point I was middle aged. I don’t remember if there was anything before that. Pretty sure that’s it.
My career is going faster and faster, the closer it gets to the drain.
September 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
My career is going faster and faster, the closer it gets to the drain.
When shit’s real bad there’s always the fecal position.
I'm not going to take this lying down, I'm going to take this in the fetal position
September 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When shit’s real bad there’s always the fecal position.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Reposted by Doctor Evil 🩻
We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.
September 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.
is this what it feels like to be pre-revolutionary?
September 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
is this what it feels like to be pre-revolutionary?
Twat, Actually
The fiddler on the twat
Twat On A Hot Tin Roof
September 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Twat, Actually
Sending my kids the right message by being drunk on Father’s Day.
September 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Sending my kids the right message by being drunk on Father’s Day.
Repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
Denys Arcand’s Terminator II: Judgement Day
werner herzog's dude, where's my car
Ingmar Bergman’s Mean Girls
September 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Denys Arcand’s Terminator II: Judgement Day
Revenge of the Twats
Bird on a twat
All the President's Twats
September 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Revenge of the Twats
Happy Father’s Day, oi oi oi!
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Happy Father’s Day, oi oi oi!
Koyaanistwatsi
twatqaman
twatman returns
September 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Koyaanistwatsi
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Twats
Twat
Wars
Wars
2001: A Twat Odyssey
September 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Twats
For Your Twat Only
Austin twat: the spy who shagged me
Twat Club
September 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
For Your Twat Only