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Doctor of Eval(). 🇦🇺 Software typer-inner. He/Him/Oi.

Dumb things I said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:575biji5nuyg4yznzyd5y445/feed/aaacsgssezjqq
Oh you know some surprises are better than others. I’m sure you’ll be fine bro 👍🏻
September 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It’s still a surprise, even if it isn’t a good surprise.
September 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If only there was a worldwide torrent of bits you could just download.
September 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I really dig her purest shimmering samite.
September 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Charlie Kirk was platformed by tech so that he could advocate for people to be killed.

But when others use same tech to celebrate his death *by the means he advocated*, they are deplatformed.

Really says something about the priorities of the billionaire class.
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
September 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I heard @jay.bsky.team give an interview with @reckless.bsky.social, which made me try Bsky.

The dead guy said far worse things than @dly.bsky.social, he literally helped build this world.

But I guess Jay’s on board with this bullshit, so it probably means I’m out. I’m not feeding that machine.
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What about if I’m allergic to the day.

Like, I sneeze the day.
September 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The block button is the best feature of Bsky.
September 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
still doesn’t work wtf
September 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Of all the bosoms, you’re the most beautiful bosom I’ve ever met.”

Nope, can’t see that working. Gonna keep calling them women.
September 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
More freedom to shoot = less freedom to avoid being shot
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You read all my posts! ❤️❤️🤣
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m the same age brother, we knew this shit was happening 30 years ago, no way is it going backwards by the time we’re 86.

I have teenage kids and they are going to live in a very dangerous world, one way or another.

Almost all because of the greedy fuckers voted for by a majority of greedy fucks.
September 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Everything written by that author has warts.
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It’s so much better coming from a poet.

The best I could come up with was “grug brain think women my age hot”.
September 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Me too 😱😭☹️
September 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM