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Doctor Evil 🩻
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Doctor of Eval(). 🇦🇺 Software typer-inner. He/Him/Oi.

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The quoted post is deleted. It said, “here’s hoping a Muslim kidnaps you”
September 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Wolfgang #1
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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You are the edge.
Screenshot from the opening of the Aeon Flux animated version, where she catches a fly in her eyelashes. She dies quite often. I don’t know if she comes back as a different actor.
September 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A scene from Monty python and the holy grail where King Arthur is attacking Dennis for his political views. The caption is “help help, I’m being repressed”, sadly relevant in the current US political theatre.
September 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
The cover of the album Pod, by The Breeders.
September 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
Movie poster of the French Canadian film, Karmina. This was funny as hell. Wish I could find it online.
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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A rocky poster with rocky balboa but the title is “Gary”
September 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Where canola oil comes from.
Two canoli sitting on a plate. They look delicious. Mmmm. I wish I could eat them.
September 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Oh noes he blocked me
Screenshot of scumbag account, who I blocked, who blocked me lol.
September 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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ORLY?
Poster for the movie “10” starring Bo Derek. She is lying in the water, apparently kicking Dudley Moore in the butt. The caption reads “just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water”.
September 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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It’s only the 4th day of spring!
A wide view of Noosa main beach showing the boardwalk and Noosa North Shore island over the busy beach and gentle ocean.
September 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Here is our moggie, sadly passed away a couple of years ago.
A black cat sitting in the sunlight on a jeweller’s bench.
September 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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This fucken guy again
rutger hauer holding a dove in a classic scene from blade runner.
September 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Rocky, except it’s Gary
September 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Kentucky Fried Chicken scene where the lawyer shakes a penis shaped object and days “young lady, are you familiar with the penal codes in this state?”
September 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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This is my favourite flag.
August 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Let’s see you at 21
It’s-a-me, otzi the ice man
August 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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A Far Sidr cartoon with six panels: 1. Saucer-shaped spaceship lands next to a man. 2. A green, 3-eyes alien gets out. 3. Alien punches man in the face BOINK and he falls over. The remaining panels show the alien getting in its spaceship and leaving. That is all.
August 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Puppy at the beach today.
August 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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When you’re in Melbourne you should grab some noodles from a lunch joint in Centre Place in the city, just off flinders lane - Yen sushi noodle. The satay noodles are so good. And if you haven’t had coffee/breakfast on the other side in DeGraves street, you’re missing out.
A photo of Centre Place showing Yen Sushi Noodle, a tiny hole in the wall. Every photo of centre place looks exactly like this. It’s quiet here cos it’s early. Lunch time is packed.
August 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Is it what fell into Handa’s basket?
A page from Handa’s Surprise, story about a kid who takes fruit to her friend but cute animals steal the fruit without her knowing. The last scene is fruit falling from a tree because a goat head butted it.
August 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Jesus Christ I can’t even tell if LinkedIn is satire or not.

Also, I think the top 0.1% get someone to wake up for them.
August 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Last days of Australian winter.
Puppy resting on my leg. My bare feet and back yard are in the background and the light is golden.
August 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Perfect puppy playa
My Spoodle at the beach, the tide is out and it’s just miles of wet flat beach sand.
August 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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The dorsal fin identifies this as the apex predator in this otherwise sleepy beachside town #noosa
August 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM