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Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
August 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
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spineless newspaper editors planning stock headlines for when the regime falls
WOKE AT LAST AGAIN: BRAVE JOURNOS RETURN TO ROOTS
WHEW! WE HAD TO ACT THAT WAY BUT YOU KNOW WE'RE COOL
OPINION: THOSE NUTS? GOOD RIDDANCE! (UNLESS MORE OF YOU ARE THE OTHER WAY AGAIN?)
WE BELIEVE WHAT YOU DO FOR MONEY
WOKE AT LAST AGAIN: BRAVE JOURNOS RETURN TO ROOTS
WHEW! WE HAD TO ACT THAT WAY BUT YOU KNOW WE'RE COOL
OPINION: THOSE NUTS? GOOD RIDDANCE! (UNLESS MORE OF YOU ARE THE OTHER WAY AGAIN?)
WE BELIEVE WHAT YOU DO FOR MONEY
June 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
spineless newspaper editors planning stock headlines for when the regime falls
WOKE AT LAST AGAIN: BRAVE JOURNOS RETURN TO ROOTS
WHEW! WE HAD TO ACT THAT WAY BUT YOU KNOW WE'RE COOL
OPINION: THOSE NUTS? GOOD RIDDANCE! (UNLESS MORE OF YOU ARE THE OTHER WAY AGAIN?)
WE BELIEVE WHAT YOU DO FOR MONEY
WOKE AT LAST AGAIN: BRAVE JOURNOS RETURN TO ROOTS
WHEW! WE HAD TO ACT THAT WAY BUT YOU KNOW WE'RE COOL
OPINION: THOSE NUTS? GOOD RIDDANCE! (UNLESS MORE OF YOU ARE THE OTHER WAY AGAIN?)
WE BELIEVE WHAT YOU DO FOR MONEY
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WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
May 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
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I told Congress they're killing poor kids in Gaza by buying bombs, and they're paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US. This was the authorities' response:
May 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I told Congress they're killing poor kids in Gaza by buying bombs, and they're paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US. This was the authorities' response:
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
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empathy is important, people falling down those rabbit holes NEED to know that you their loved ones will be there for them when and if they leave
but empathy must be paired with a hard line. "No I do not believe this. No I will not debate certain things. If you cross this line we no longer talk."
but empathy must be paired with a hard line. "No I do not believe this. No I will not debate certain things. If you cross this line we no longer talk."
I think this comes from a good place but I disagree. A common thread in deradicalization stories is stigma: Once people start losing friends and jobs they reconsider their beliefs.
Obviously you should try to be nice to people but you also need to draw a line where you won’t engage anymore.
Obviously you should try to be nice to people but you also need to draw a line where you won’t engage anymore.
May 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
empathy is important, people falling down those rabbit holes NEED to know that you their loved ones will be there for them when and if they leave
but empathy must be paired with a hard line. "No I do not believe this. No I will not debate certain things. If you cross this line we no longer talk."
but empathy must be paired with a hard line. "No I do not believe this. No I will not debate certain things. If you cross this line we no longer talk."
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“People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they can possibly find about these ancient and powerful beings instead of blindly accepting the narrow range of depictions put forth by the mainstream media,” Kennedy wrote theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons
WASHINGTON—Claiming the fantastical creatures were “way too cool” to leave their investigation to a handful of so-called experts, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday encouraging Americans to do their own research about dragons. “People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they […]
theonion.com
May 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they can possibly find about these ancient and powerful beings instead of blindly accepting the narrow range of depictions put forth by the mainstream media,” Kennedy wrote theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
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44 years ago
"Too Drunk to Fuck" is the fourth single by Dead Kennedys, released in May 1981 with "The Prey" as the B-side.
#punk #punkrock #toodrunktofuck #deadkennedys #history #punkrockhistory
"Too Drunk to Fuck" is the fourth single by Dead Kennedys, released in May 1981 with "The Prey" as the B-side.
#punk #punkrock #toodrunktofuck #deadkennedys #history #punkrockhistory
May 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
44 years ago
"Too Drunk to Fuck" is the fourth single by Dead Kennedys, released in May 1981 with "The Prey" as the B-side.
#punk #punkrock #toodrunktofuck #deadkennedys #history #punkrockhistory
"Too Drunk to Fuck" is the fourth single by Dead Kennedys, released in May 1981 with "The Prey" as the B-side.
#punk #punkrock #toodrunktofuck #deadkennedys #history #punkrockhistory
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🐾 Resistance Survival Guide #3: How to Protest Without Getting Snatched
Stay safe, stay savvy. Learn the art of protest without the cuffs. Because the best resistance is the one that lives to fight another day.
Read more: tr.ee/9BzxTy
#Revolution2025 #ProtestSmart #StayFree
Stay safe, stay savvy. Learn the art of protest without the cuffs. Because the best resistance is the one that lives to fight another day.
Read more: tr.ee/9BzxTy
#Revolution2025 #ProtestSmart #StayFree
May 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
🐾 Resistance Survival Guide #3: How to Protest Without Getting Snatched
Stay safe, stay savvy. Learn the art of protest without the cuffs. Because the best resistance is the one that lives to fight another day.
Read more: tr.ee/9BzxTy
#Revolution2025 #ProtestSmart #StayFree
Stay safe, stay savvy. Learn the art of protest without the cuffs. Because the best resistance is the one that lives to fight another day.
Read more: tr.ee/9BzxTy
#Revolution2025 #ProtestSmart #StayFree
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happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago
May 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago
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Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
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45 years ago today
"Love Will Tear Us Apart" is a song by English post punk Joy Division, released on this day in 1980 as a non-album single
#punk #punkrock #postpunk #lovewilltearusapart #joydivision #history #JoyDivision #otd
"Love Will Tear Us Apart" is a song by English post punk Joy Division, released on this day in 1980 as a non-album single
#punk #punkrock #postpunk #lovewilltearusapart #joydivision #history #JoyDivision #otd
April 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
45 years ago today
"Love Will Tear Us Apart" is a song by English post punk Joy Division, released on this day in 1980 as a non-album single
#punk #punkrock #postpunk #lovewilltearusapart #joydivision #history #JoyDivision #otd
"Love Will Tear Us Apart" is a song by English post punk Joy Division, released on this day in 1980 as a non-album single
#punk #punkrock #postpunk #lovewilltearusapart #joydivision #history #JoyDivision #otd
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Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating
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History always has a lesson.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
History always has a lesson.
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Today marks the 250th anniversary of the battles of Lexington and Concord, which began the American Revolution. Our nation was founded on resistance to arbitrary authority and monarchical power. We built a democracy in the face of impossible odds. We must continue to protect it.
April 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Today marks the 250th anniversary of the battles of Lexington and Concord, which began the American Revolution. Our nation was founded on resistance to arbitrary authority and monarchical power. We built a democracy in the face of impossible odds. We must continue to protect it.
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SHAUN OF THE DEAD was released 21 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great British comedies and the first part in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy, the behind-the-scenes story is a slice of Fried Gold…
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April 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
SHAUN OF THE DEAD was released 21 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great British comedies and the first part in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy, the behind-the-scenes story is a slice of Fried Gold…
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"It’s not uncommon for Mr. Pugsley Addams to be fawned over. The nearly two-year-old Maine coon cat is often the center of attention in the Cameron household and lives among three other equally as beautiful Maine coons."
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #news www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #news www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
Meet the world-famous Minnesota cat with a record-setting tail
The nearly two-year-old Mr. Pugsley Addams of Orono recently earned the Guinness World Records title for the world’s longest cat tail.
www.mprnews.org
April 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"It’s not uncommon for Mr. Pugsley Addams to be fawned over. The nearly two-year-old Maine coon cat is often the center of attention in the Cameron household and lives among three other equally as beautiful Maine coons."
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #news www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #news www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
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when they go low, we go Jasmine Crockett @repjasmine.bsky.social 🔥
April 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
when they go low, we go Jasmine Crockett @repjasmine.bsky.social 🔥