Hog Washer
@djsalad.bsky.social
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
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I ought to have my head examined by inviting both Tony Romo and Tom Brady into my home today.
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I ought to have my head examined by inviting both Tony Romo and Tom Brady into my home today.
I love all the straight up wack job shit pro athletes get tricked into doing
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I love all the straight up wack job shit pro athletes get tricked into doing
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IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...
IT'S HAPPENING! The Star Wars THEATRICAL EDITION is Coming to Theaters!
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
Holy SHIT the Vikings stink
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Holy SHIT the Vikings stink
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Do the Vikings practice
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Do the Vikings practice
fuckin BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
fuckin BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dartmouth poly-sci guy unfamiliar with the concept of "a job" color me surprised
Brendan Nyhan (political scientist at Dartmouth College) asks a key question in his NYT Op-ed today, The Boomers Are Protesting Trump. Where Is Gen Z? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/o...
Opinion | The Boomers Are Protesting Trump. Where Is Gen Z?
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
dartmouth poly-sci guy unfamiliar with the concept of "a job" color me surprised
OH SHIT BROSMANIA IS UPON US
Kevin O’Connell said J.J. McCarthy is in the concussion protocol. McCarthy reported some symptoms as the #Vikings came home last night, O’Connell said.
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
OH SHIT BROSMANIA IS UPON US
vikes straight up don't even look like a professional team
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
vikes straight up don't even look like a professional team
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And then on the next drive, McCarthy throws an absolute dime that Addison drops.
This team is so frustrating.
This team is so frustrating.
Two terrible misses by McCarthy to force the punt. Don't think the "it's only his fifth start" excuse will paper over throws that bad.
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
And then on the next drive, McCarthy throws an absolute dime that Addison drops.
This team is so frustrating.
This team is so frustrating.
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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@whisperwitt.bsky.social i think(?) it was you i talked about this with - you remember those weird 5-minute craft Facebook pages?
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@whisperwitt.bsky.social i think(?) it was you i talked about this with - you remember those weird 5-minute craft Facebook pages?
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the unearned, mythologized hype around a handful of young quarterbacks is another landmark detailing the emotional impacts of wealth hoarding and imperialism as they reduce the practical materialism of a society that is alleged to benefit from such barbarism. in this essay i will-[immediately tazed]
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the unearned, mythologized hype around a handful of young quarterbacks is another landmark detailing the emotional impacts of wealth hoarding and imperialism as they reduce the practical materialism of a society that is alleged to benefit from such barbarism. in this essay i will-[immediately tazed]
Actually, they’re currently full of her money
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Actually, they’re currently full of her money
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Need to decide the proper size gold chain to go with my new tracksuit
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Need to decide the proper size gold chain to go with my new tracksuit
Worth noting that the author of this piece looks like a bag of mashed up assholes
F*ck off.
Here's the latest drivel from our boy Ross. The 'too many female vets' part made by head explode.
"the feminization of veterinary medicine has not led to the collapse of society, and is unlikely to do so. I think it’s basically fine, but ——"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/o...
Here's the latest drivel from our boy Ross. The 'too many female vets' part made by head explode.
"the feminization of veterinary medicine has not led to the collapse of society, and is unlikely to do so. I think it’s basically fine, but ——"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/o...
Opinion | Did Liberal Feminism Ruin the Workplace?
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Worth noting that the author of this piece looks like a bag of mashed up assholes
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
i promise to act normal about less than one half of qb play from the vikings
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i promise to act normal about less than one half of qb play from the vikings
Brian Flores was right about Tua btw
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Brian Flores was right about Tua btw
I’m getting back into sleepy time tea lately
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m getting back into sleepy time tea lately
I’ve said this before but if someone tells me “ChatGPT said…” I actually don’t mind it anymore. I know they aren’t a serious person and I can turn off the ol brain and tune out whatever comes next
Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol
October 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’ve said this before but if someone tells me “ChatGPT said…” I actually don’t mind it anymore. I know they aren’t a serious person and I can turn off the ol brain and tune out whatever comes next
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the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever