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djeikyb.bsky.social
@djeikyb.bsky.social
maybe i’ll post something
accidentally bought bone in short ribs for beef borg and i could not have made a more flavorful mistake
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
what’s the point of adam schiff if he won’t fight for us? if he won’t fight the enemy (schumer, trump), then he should resign in disgrace
I refuse to support a funding bill that fails to address the Republican health care crisis.

And make health insurance affordable.

The American people clearly understand the stakes and the urgency. We must too.

I'm voting no.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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OZYMANDIAS
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My and
works, despair

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remains

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I heard there was a statue tall
That sneered at folk and commanded all
But you don't really care for symbols do ya
It goes like this the feet the fist
The head that fell the aim that missed
The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymaaaaandias
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
not a day goes by where i don't curse nmap for pretending to be netcat
September 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
this is also the ceo who famously fired black lives matter supporters in the wake of unprecedented nationwide civil rights protests. who is there left at coinbase to stand in solidarity, with even each other?
Remember this is the same CEO who fired devs on the spot who did not start to use AI tools a few days after he sent out a Slack message that everyone needs to do so.

So fair to assume those who are below this quota could get fired. This devs will just meet it if they are smart
September 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
if you aren't shouting "ohmahGOD i'm an idiot" at least once a day, are you even a software developer
August 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
dotnet nativeaot is neat. got a 1.6M single file binary for my lossy mxf encoder. would this clock in under a kilobyte with rust? sure, but this is *dotnet*!
announcing MXF ITUL Compression: Irreversible and Theatrically Unacceptable Lossy Compression for the Material eXchange Format

github.com/djeikyb/loss...
gonna write a lossy compression algorithm and cli tool for the mxf file format. early experiments show space savings of up to 99.998%, just by omitting the essence!
July 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
announcing MXF ITUL Compression: Irreversible and Theatrically Unacceptable Lossy Compression for the Material eXchange Format

github.com/djeikyb/loss...
gonna write a lossy compression algorithm and cli tool for the mxf file format. early experiments show space savings of up to 99.998%, just by omitting the essence!
July 31, 2025 at 6:56 AM
gonna write a lossy compression algorithm and cli tool for the mxf file format. early experiments show space savings of up to 99.998%, just by omitting the essence!
July 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
found an old bag of barley in the back of the pantry. "may take longer to cook" the internet said. lol. five hours later..
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
coming from vuejs to avalonia, cysharp's r3 reads and writes A LOT like vue's ref construct. you still need to learn how the observable subscribe replaces (and expands!) vue's watch. if reactiveui feels akin to scaling half dome without any training, try r3?

github.com/Cysharp/R3
July 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
city council too! i don’t want business execs, i want the people’s voice
my lowkey most radical local politics opinion is that every city in the world would be better served if more cab drivers were in city governments
June 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Any person in uniform wearing a mask and refusing to be properly and reliably identified should be assumed to be the same kind of murderer we’ve seen in Minnesota.
Shooters were dressed like law enforcement and this is exactly why I’m pissed about ice officers wearing masks, driving unmarked cars and not being identifiable when they terrorize communities
June 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i am in a trade deficit with my landlord. he looks swiss, so i'll be applying a 30% tariff going forward
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
April 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
the shrieking chick gets the gurge
January 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
pet tax
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
republicans and their billionaire pets rush to dismantle everything from foodstamps to airspace regulations and the first catastrophic plane crash killing dozens of civillians only took days
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
watchduty is great, i subscribed. but there’s no way the red flag zone ends so abruptly. fire knows no borders
January 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i find this works better with people who actually know me, and offline. "hey you know and love my partner and they're at high risk for an ectopic pregnancy. should she just.. die?"
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hey chp, custody disputes are not emergencies
January 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
why is some asshole sheriff blasting a custody dispute on the “oh fuck oh god run now or you’re gonna die” emergency channel?
January 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
look if your first wrap sucked, just add another layer? tearing into the mystery is half the fun! more layers, more fun!
if you're a guy who is bad at wrapping presents then I suggest starting over a couple of times until it doesn't look like shit. it's an acquired skill like anything else, baby! the women in your life aren't just born knowing this stuff! make an effort!
December 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
i wrote git-wc so you can find your co-worker's longest commits and judge their verbosity
hot take: long git commit messages are bad, if it's relevant info it should go in code comments or docs
December 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
accordians > bagpipes. the music of the bandoneón has passion, syncopation, astor piazzolla. bagpipes have.. the essence of a large cicada family cast in a sergio leone film? the ambiance of a heavy fog? that one u2 song?
December 5, 2024 at 8:54 AM