AnthonyB
djanthonyb.bsky.social
AnthonyB
@djanthonyb.bsky.social
Computer enthusiast, tinkerer, and professional DJ.
Jim Cramer says we're not in an AI bubble so I'm pretty confident that in six months we'll be using our currency as wallpaper
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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i can offer you five things in friendship… no judgement, french fries, sarcasm in the form of advice, unlimited coffee and an alibi.
August 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I’ve been thinking about this post for like 2 hours straight
jlp.systems JLP @jlp.systems · Jan 5
You’re gonna believe this…
August 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
All the women I've dated recently have had thick glasses so either women don't have as good vision these days or I don't look as good as I used to
July 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The best part about using Linux is making it somebody else's problem
July 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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"what's the ebitda on that" I say, impressing my peers
July 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Instacart is great for when you want to go to the grocery store later and get the things that you wanted but somebody else couldn't find.
July 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The authentic Italian way to eat spaghetti is to use crochet needles to crochet it into various shapes as you eat it.
June 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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May 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Huge if true
breaking news. there’s also an aliexpress subreddit
April 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
April 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Free password idea: aJyaVZf4GVDA
March 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Chat am I cooked for being italian
February 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Can you imagine what life would be like if getting slimed like on nickelodeon back in the day was a persistent fact of life? Like maybe once a week you see somebody get slimed randomly and every once in a while it happened to you.
February 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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I'm auctioning something on ebay called "Crab Man's Confession". There is no picture or description of the item. So far the bidding is up to 49 cents.
January 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
In college I was dating this (very sweet but naive) girl and we went to Johnny Rocket's because she wanted to do that thing with the milkshake and two straws. She told me that we would be a "cute 1950s couple" and I had to hold her hands and tell her very gently that we are an interracial couple.
January 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The coliseum was wild because everybody would watch a young Italian guy with abs kill somebody in broad daylight in the middle of the city and everybody would be cheering him on and hey wait a minute
December 20, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Is it so wrong that I believe everyone should be allowed to have one full fledged mental breakdown per year? It would be so nice if we could all just reset every once in a while.
November 28, 2024 at 3:35 PM
The fact that some bars have a corner where they let you vape inside means we've circled back to places having smoking and non-smoking sections
November 2, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I've been forbidden by Taco Bell.
October 14, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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i will not be attending your party. something has come up: i realized that im smart
June 30, 2024 at 2:06 AM
What if soy candles are just Spanish candles trying to introduce themselves
June 10, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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June 7, 2024 at 6:53 PM