What’s the submission fee to get a featured
that tainted software list looks a bit incomplete
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
What’s the submission fee to get a featured
you can just call us incompetent. that's a sufficient explanation
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
you can just call us incompetent. that's a sufficient explanation
The secret to fitting the nefarious shit into your schedule is delegation
i always have wondered where people think the time to do stuff like the accusations comes from lol
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The secret to fitting the nefarious shit into your schedule is delegation
incredible stuff going on in the quotes of the "search is down" post
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
incredible stuff going on in the quotes of the "search is down" post
the software is stored in the taint
January 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
the software is stored in the taint
ah. now I know how I'll die
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
ah. now I know how I'll die
this is all mapping to my cartesian priors
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
this is all mapping to my cartesian priors
I’m hard offline playing satisfactory but I caught a couple conversations about blacksky and cashu and I gotta toss this out
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m hard offline playing satisfactory but I caught a couple conversations about blacksky and cashu and I gotta toss this out
Programmer advice from the 70s be like “A student asked the guru Dennis Ritchie why he used C. The guru said it was because it was better than B. The student was enlightened.”
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Programmer advice from the 70s be like “A student asked the guru Dennis Ritchie why he used C. The guru said it was because it was better than B. The student was enlightened.”
You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout I’m telling you why
I don’t like it
You better not cry
You better not shout I’m telling you why
I don’t like it
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout I’m telling you why
I don’t like it
You better not cry
You better not shout I’m telling you why
I don’t like it
The true meaning of christmas isn't presents or family or religion. It's coming together as a community to clown on the richest douche in town.
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The true meaning of christmas isn't presents or family or religion. It's coming together as a community to clown on the richest douche in town.
Can’t read, don’t read, and misread are functionally the same and universal to mass mediums.
I never regret assuming people won’t read deeply
I never regret assuming people won’t read deeply
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Can’t read, don’t read, and misread are functionally the same and universal to mass mediums.
I never regret assuming people won’t read deeply
I never regret assuming people won’t read deeply
Pandemic ➡️ Shelter in place ➡️ Factory shutdowns ➡️ Richest man on earth angered ➡️ X and DOGE
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pandemic ➡️ Shelter in place ➡️ Factory shutdowns ➡️ Richest man on earth angered ➡️ X and DOGE
[cracking open a can of monster] it's 11am somewhere
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
[cracking open a can of monster] it's 11am somewhere
The PAW Patrol incentivizes crime
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The PAW Patrol incentivizes crime
[sitting cross legged under a tree] programming has always existed
December 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
[sitting cross legged under a tree] programming has always existed
So it’s a Twitterlike with web elements and definitely some inspiration from dark souls
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
So it’s a Twitterlike with web elements and definitely some inspiration from dark souls
This book could’ve been a website
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This book could’ve been a website
I emerge from my meeting pods, soppy and shriveled
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I emerge from my meeting pods, soppy and shriveled
recipient (enriched)
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
recipient (enriched)
Pitching ideas in every meeting like sénior chang pitching "bear down for midterms"
December 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Pitching ideas in every meeting like sénior chang pitching "bear down for midterms"
When bluesky ships the edit button there will be a bunch of replies asking when will they finally ship the edit button
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When bluesky ships the edit button there will be a bunch of replies asking when will they finally ship the edit button
Eugh. More humanslop.
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Eugh. More humanslop.
