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For every skeet belonging to me as good belongs to you
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You're a lit major? Well I'd say physics is a pretty lit major too.
It's not cookies for breakfast, it's biscotti with my coffee
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When you put it like that it almost seems unusually cruel
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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there's no greater violence you can do to a woman than putting on like some scorcese movie and being like no you gotta see this part and rewinding bits when she's stopped paying attention
September 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Concept: Wacker, lower Wacker, lowest Wacker
September 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first?

(Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
August 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pretending for a second you're a human lacking empathy, in what world is blaring operatic music 24/7 less obnoxious than maybe seeing a homeless person
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I wrote about God and Cracker Barrel johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/christ-in-...
Christ in the Cracker Barrel Parking Lot
A reading from the Book of Americans.
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
August 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Get biking while the biking is good
August 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Go see some trees today
August 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I don't need this notification actually
August 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I'll admit, I was skeptical when they said Gemini was just like a bunch of PhDs. But I gotta admit they nailed it.
August 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Seems like the government can just put up any meaningless road sign like "speed enforced by aircraft" or "speed limit"
August 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
CORRECTION: the flyers reading "Global Peace. No new wars" should be "Global Peace? No, new wars."
August 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Biking the lakefront trail end to end
August 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Obviously they don't care about what's actually effective, but this order also targets harm reduction programs.

It's even more anti-science policy dressed up in bootstrapism
Predictable, but no less shocking or reprehensible: Trump just signed an executive order urging states to forcibly institutionalize homeless people, defund Housing First, criminalize encampments, and cut aid to cities that don't comply.
Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
July 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm actually a physicist doing research on "the edge of what's known" and LLMs incredibly inaccurate in this area.

Every few months I ask one of these to explain my research to me and the results are usually contradictory or apply inappropriate concepts.
My god these guys are such spectacular morons

gizmodo.com/billionaires...
July 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Some, still relevant, banger lines on the culture of American politics
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Almost twice as many people ride the New York City bus every day as live in Wyoming.

The bus should have two senators
The Senators that voted 'yes' on this disastrous bill represent more than 30 million FEWER Americans than the Senators that voted 'no.'
July 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I constantly have to remind myself that Moby probably isn't anything like Jim Rash
I can't believe they wrote a whole book about this guys dick
June 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Also this is why it's absolutely abhorrent that (at least in Chicago), a huge chunk of our public cooling centers close at 5pm. It's not even gonna drop below 90 until after 9pm tonight.
June 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Turning into one of the medieval guys but instead of being obsessed with the crusades I'm going all in all pilgrimages for capturing the light of holy relics in little mirrors for making trinkets
June 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Focaccia is the slimiest of dough but the crispiest of bread. Life is funny like that.
May 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM