Lace Carriage
@disazo.bsky.social
I am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this
pfp by roamingthrough
pfp by roamingthrough
Pinned
Lace Carriage
@disazo.bsky.social
· Dec 27
Contextually the arts is gay sex
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Reposted by Lace Carriage
It’s been a long day…
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It’s been a long day…
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Normalize kissing your homies.
Yes, its gay. That's why you're doing it.
Yes, its gay. That's why you're doing it.
August 26, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Normalize kissing your homies.
Yes, its gay. That's why you're doing it.
Yes, its gay. That's why you're doing it.
Reposted by Lace Carriage
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Reposted by Lace Carriage
The chapter ends, today on SABLE: A GHOST STORY. Now is a great time to catch up before the next chapter starts later this week! Sablecomic.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The chapter ends, today on SABLE: A GHOST STORY. Now is a great time to catch up before the next chapter starts later this week! Sablecomic.com
Reposted by Lace Carriage
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
Reposted by Lace Carriage
well there's your problem. you're full of miasma.
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
well there's your problem. you're full of miasma.
Reposted by Lace Carriage
he’s plotting something
December 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
he’s plotting something
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Sorry your pet is catslop. You only like her because she's small and very cute with big eyes and soft fur and delightful sounds and behaviors
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sorry your pet is catslop. You only like her because she's small and very cute with big eyes and soft fur and delightful sounds and behaviors
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
Reposted by Lace Carriage
I don't care if my son is gay but he better not play any gacha games
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I don't care if my son is gay but he better not play any gacha games
Reposted by Lace Carriage
"i could fix him" pawbert castration art
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"i could fix him" pawbert castration art
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Reposted by Lace Carriage
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Reposted by Lace Carriage
I've been talking about Brazilian Night every time I see that anime trope of disorienting cityscape for literal years and I'm just finding out meduka meguca was never in the zeitgeist? It's got 2.6M views!
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I've been talking about Brazilian Night every time I see that anime trope of disorienting cityscape for literal years and I'm just finding out meduka meguca was never in the zeitgeist? It's got 2.6M views!
Reposted by Lace Carriage
lol nice try foreign ghost my fears are based on a different cultural context
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
lol nice try foreign ghost my fears are based on a different cultural context
Reposted by Lace Carriage
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
Reposted by Lace Carriage
Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air.
After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed.
Vaccines could help, but the USDA hasn’t approved them.
After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed.
Vaccines could help, but the USDA hasn’t approved them.
What the U.S. Government Is Dismissing That Could Seed a Bird Flu Pandemic
Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air. After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed. Vacci...
www.propublica.org
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air.
After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed.
Vaccines could help, but the USDA hasn’t approved them.
After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed.
Vaccines could help, but the USDA hasn’t approved them.