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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
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sorry for having consistent values around things like, i dunno, not liking violence and aggression, respecting order and the rule of law, not being racist, etc
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com
Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
sorry for having consistent values around things like, i dunno, not liking violence and aggression, respecting order and the rule of law, not being racist, etc
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What’s genuinely wild about the machismo from this administration is it regularly does this game of football with reporters while acting like a total strongman in propaganda. You’d think if they were so right, they’d want credit, but no.
Reached out to the White House and the Pentagon to ask what they know about the death toll of their strikes in Venezuela.
The White House referred us to the Pentagon.
And the Pentagon referred us to the White House.
The White House referred us to the Pentagon.
And the Pentagon referred us to the White House.
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
What’s genuinely wild about the machismo from this administration is it regularly does this game of football with reporters while acting like a total strongman in propaganda. You’d think if they were so right, they’d want credit, but no.
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January 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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The good news about an explicitly "Might Makes Right" foreign policy, where we do whatever we want to other countries because we can, is it will benefit us without causing blowback
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The good news about an explicitly "Might Makes Right" foreign policy, where we do whatever we want to other countries because we can, is it will benefit us without causing blowback
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im choosing to believe them when they say they're going to keep invading countries
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
im choosing to believe them when they say they're going to keep invading countries
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You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
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they're going to run venezuela by tweet
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
they're going to run venezuela by tweet
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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my dad used to read my tweets on Sunday morning while we had coffee, and hed read ones he liked out loud for mum. one time my mum looks at me and says "he hasn't laughed in a while. you can't have been very funny this week"
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
my dad used to read my tweets on Sunday morning while we had coffee, and hed read ones he liked out loud for mum. one time my mum looks at me and says "he hasn't laughed in a while. you can't have been very funny this week"
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
2026: the year it happens
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Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
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imagine denying that you told someone to keep their teen daughter away from epstein
This WSJ article adds some fascinating context to the NYT article that has the mother of a 14 year old model brought to Mar-a-Lago for a party having Maples come up to her and saying keep those girls away from these men and my husband. Maples denies she said it.
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 AM
imagine denying that you told someone to keep their teen daughter away from epstein
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Serebii Update: Pokémon has released a small animation to commemorate the start of 2026, the year of Pokémon's 30th Anniversary
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Serebii Update: Pokémon has released a small animation to commemorate the start of 2026, the year of Pokémon's 30th Anniversary
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
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so many greats, I think about this one a lot
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
so many greats, I think about this one a lot
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
truly one of the geniuses of posting
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it