Vampire Lord Andrea
@dioptre-hertz.bsky.social
Transgender mathematician, vampire lord, demonic bitch, and occasional writer. | she/he, 33, not white
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my beautiful mosquito vampire bugsona, as depicted by my beloved @theirdandelion.bsky.social! behold... the world's deadliest and most powerful mosquito......
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it was not a treat. it was an explodives
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
it was not a treat. it was an explodives
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It's the good stuff
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It's the good stuff
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play soulsov it's all narrative without any of that damn ludo
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
play soulsov it's all narrative without any of that damn ludo
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My thirst for suffering grows with each passing day. I crave the screams of the innocent.
Modified my whip,,
Modified my whip,,
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My thirst for suffering grows with each passing day. I crave the screams of the innocent.
Modified my whip,,
Modified my whip,,
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I love reading music history as an adult. Oh you had a mental breakdown in a hotel room then wrote a symphony. Yeah I get that
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I love reading music history as an adult. Oh you had a mental breakdown in a hotel room then wrote a symphony. Yeah I get that
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I don't know if anyone but me would catch this, but @crunchyroll.com's latest article for the new Doraemon movie uses an AI-generated image of the cast for the header.
You can tell because Shizuka and Suneo look completely wrong, and there's telltale problems with the lineart.
You can tell because Shizuka and Suneo look completely wrong, and there's telltale problems with the lineart.
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I don't know if anyone but me would catch this, but @crunchyroll.com's latest article for the new Doraemon movie uses an AI-generated image of the cast for the header.
You can tell because Shizuka and Suneo look completely wrong, and there's telltale problems with the lineart.
You can tell because Shizuka and Suneo look completely wrong, and there's telltale problems with the lineart.
i can't believe it took me THIS long to realize this, it's kind of embarrassing, but. the Ode's music-themed design is reflected in this guy's weapon (clearly a tuning fork) and the shape of the body-horror-transformed animals (church bell for a head)
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i can't believe it took me THIS long to realize this, it's kind of embarrassing, but. the Ode's music-themed design is reflected in this guy's weapon (clearly a tuning fork) and the shape of the body-horror-transformed animals (church bell for a head)
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Okay i lied. Be vulnerable even if it's difficult and sucks and is so fucking embarrassing and doesn't always give you what you want. Sorry i know the other one was kinda easier
FUCK vulnerability. Forget it. Don't bother. Remember this and you will always succeed
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Okay i lied. Be vulnerable even if it's difficult and sucks and is so fucking embarrassing and doesn't always give you what you want. Sorry i know the other one was kinda easier
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Watched this last night. It's a brilliant evisceration of the state of (most) corporate executives and publishers in the games industry. The "I want a $10m game for $5m" is something I have heard before with lesser sums. Someone once asked me to make a €250k game for €2k.
NEW VIDEO: Big business is a death cult worshipping a many-faced Techno God. In an industry full of takers who want to eradicate the makers, so-called AI promises a nonsensical fantasy where games are made for free and sold to a world of laid off former workers. It is unhinged.
youtu.be/xcB_kqpYNhc
youtu.be/xcB_kqpYNhc
Execucult Of The Techno God
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Watched this last night. It's a brilliant evisceration of the state of (most) corporate executives and publishers in the games industry. The "I want a $10m game for $5m" is something I have heard before with lesser sums. Someone once asked me to make a €250k game for €2k.
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CORPUS BITCHES are heading home to DADDY PARVOS crying and pissing themselves. you made em age regress, kid. proud of you
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
CORPUS BITCHES are heading home to DADDY PARVOS crying and pissing themselves. you made em age regress, kid. proud of you
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Thought this was an onion style joke for a full 5 seconds.
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Thought this was an onion style joke for a full 5 seconds.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
his majesty is literally on call with me reading all the replies to this with obvious disdain and revulsion so i want you all to know that you're making me very happy and should keep it up
"Strap" is a kind of unethical torture implement designed to make royalty gag and drool on it
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
his majesty is literally on call with me reading all the replies to this with obvious disdain and revulsion so i want you all to know that you're making me very happy and should keep it up
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CORPUS BITCHES are heading home to DADDY PARVOS crying and pissing themselves. you made em age regress, kid. proud of you
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
CORPUS BITCHES are heading home to DADDY PARVOS crying and pissing themselves. you made em age regress, kid. proud of you
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huh? topless? no, this doesn't count as topless. you can clearly see in the photos that i'm a top
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
huh? topless? no, this doesn't count as topless. you can clearly see in the photos that i'm a top
come on bluesky
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
come on bluesky
huh? topless? no, this doesn't count as topless. you can clearly see in the photos that i'm a top
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
huh? topless? no, this doesn't count as topless. you can clearly see in the photos that i'm a top
finished the new defunctland documentary the other day - it's *really* good. it's impeccably and thoroughly researched as always, and kevin's dry wit is on point as always, but what really elevates it is that it genuinely has a very strong thesis it concludes with. really persuasive!
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
finished the new defunctland documentary the other day - it's *really* good. it's impeccably and thoroughly researched as always, and kevin's dry wit is on point as always, but what really elevates it is that it genuinely has a very strong thesis it concludes with. really persuasive!
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life