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dioptre-hertz.bsky.social
Vampire Lord Andrea
@dioptre-hertz.bsky.social
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Transgender mathematician, vampire lord, demonic bitch, and occasional writer. | she/he, 33, not white

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i can't believe it took me THIS long to realize this, it's kind of embarrassing, but. the Ode's music-themed design is reflected in this guy's weapon (clearly a tuning fork) and the shape of the body-horror-transformed animals (church bell for a head)
Screenshot from Soulframe depicting the boss Nimrod wielding a weapon that resembles a tuning fork. Screenshot from Soulframe depicting a stag that has been transformed to have its head resemble a bell.
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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CORPUS BITCHES are heading home to DADDY PARVOS crying and pissing themselves. you made em age regress, kid. proud of you
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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come on bluesky
A screenshot of the quoted post, showing that it has been flagged as sexually explicit. Attached notices read "1 label has been placed on this content" and "Labeled by @moderarion.bsky.app". Appeal "Adult Content" label This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app. "i'm wearing clothes in these photos. i'm not topless. it says so right there"
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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huh? topless? no, this doesn't count as topless. you can clearly see in the photos that i'm a top
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
dioptre-hertz.bsky.social
i have no idea why they made her french but i do love a good Rat Witch
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
dioptre-hertz.bsky.social
tried a new recipe today: pasta primavera! came out pretty good, i think. pasta and a parmesan cream sauce tossed with a whole mountain of broccolini, asparagus, tomatoes, snow peas, mushrooms, zucchini... and garnished with some toasted pine nuts and black pepper. yummus!!
A bowl of pasta primavera.
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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for those who aren't familiar: this fucking ominous obsidian chunk of evil looms over our city at all times. excited for it to be abandoned and then turned into a vampire nest
A photograph of the NextDC data centre in Perth.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Event Credit Booster be like
Warframe screenshot showing a mission reward of 1 million credits in roughly 7 minutes.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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coffee for the mistress and banana milkshake for the doll
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
dioptre-hertz.bsky.social
literally me
Tumblr post by user shetheyslain: Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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(girl who has only played 1 video game) getting a lot of ultrakill vibes from warframe
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Dioptre Hertz: should i kill or nah, your majesty Sixth Hexkingdom Authority: HEEHEE. it'z okay. My rival and i have to keep at it together and zzhe'zz not undead yet. Dioptre Hertz: very well, your majesty. [reluctantly puts away the BRAT BREAKERS brand tenderizer meat paddle.] [Image of a metal paddle.]
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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looks at you like this
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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vampire lord's earrings... 🖤❤️
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
dioptre-hertz.bsky.social
the whiskey-filled prince is awake again
Sixth Hexkingdom Authority: how are you? are you okay?<3 hangover? (holding you tightly. latching-on.) Dioptre Hertz: ... yeah, actually. hey you're right. that's why i feel like shit i did not put two and two together i thoughg i had a curse
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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teaching my doll some basic physics
laika: "what does drag have to do with density" Dioptre Hertz: everything, if you're tucking
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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tell the whiskey-filled vampire he's hot 🖤❤️
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
dioptre-hertz.bsky.social
trying to explain to my gamer friends what daoism is:
Mario Party 2: Laozi wins by doing absolutely nothing
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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my wide-hipped enemy whom my hair has brushed with an acrid dew...
In the pit of our breasts we are together, in the heart's plantations we traverse a summer of tigers. Lying in wait for a length of cold skin, a sliver of untouchable complexion, with our mouths inhaling sweat, with green veins we meet in the damp shadows, in a rain of kisses You my enemy of so much sleep broken in the same manner as bristling plants of grass, the same as threatening, dissipated chimes, much like explosions of black ivy in the distillation of perfume, my wide-hipped enemy whom my hair has brushed with an acrid dew. with a tongue of water notwithstanding the cold silence of teeth, the hatred of eyes, the struggle of dying beasts, guardians of oblivion - in some location of summer we are together lying in wait with parched lips, possessed by thirst.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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when your tongue is also your proboscis
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Can You Beat DARK SOULS 1 With A Controller?
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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you know you're running out of warframe things to do when you actually bother to get the fucking kuria kitty
EPILOGUE 11/24/25 13:42 You sought and you found Relentless indeed Keep one of the statues As proof of your deed These items have been delivered to your inventory. Statuette - Kuria Kuria Statuette sitting on a chaise-longue.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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yeah ok. i'll admit that's pretty clever
Bluesky notification popup that reads "Following an angel🌟"
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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the prince needs to be fed again
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM