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*after eating 12 Fudgesicles*
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
January 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
*after eating 12 Fudgesicles*
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
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The cops are on TV taking credit for a guy committing suicide in his storage locker. #2025 has been wild.
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The cops are on TV taking credit for a guy committing suicide in his storage locker. #2025 has been wild.
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Top 10 Christmas Carol cover bands:
- Sleigher
- Awreatha Franklin
- Faith No Myrrh
- Nine Inch Noels
- Saint Nickleback
- Naughty or Nice by Nature
- The Whoville
- Taylor's Gift
- Bon Jovial
- Lil Nas Xmas
- Sleigher
- Awreatha Franklin
- Faith No Myrrh
- Nine Inch Noels
- Saint Nickleback
- Naughty or Nice by Nature
- The Whoville
- Taylor's Gift
- Bon Jovial
- Lil Nas Xmas
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Top 10 Christmas Carol cover bands:
- Sleigher
- Awreatha Franklin
- Faith No Myrrh
- Nine Inch Noels
- Saint Nickleback
- Naughty or Nice by Nature
- The Whoville
- Taylor's Gift
- Bon Jovial
- Lil Nas Xmas
- Sleigher
- Awreatha Franklin
- Faith No Myrrh
- Nine Inch Noels
- Saint Nickleback
- Naughty or Nice by Nature
- The Whoville
- Taylor's Gift
- Bon Jovial
- Lil Nas Xmas
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Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
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I bet Harvard is pretty pissed it doesn’t have a comma named after it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I bet Harvard is pretty pissed it doesn’t have a comma named after it.
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I knew a Venus Mantrap once
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I knew a Venus Mantrap once
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She was eye-catching, like an unfortunate fishing accident.
January 16, 2024 at 11:32 AM
She was eye-catching, like an unfortunate fishing accident.
Guy with a twitchy fist, nicknamed "pop-a-bear"
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Guy with a twitchy fist, nicknamed "pop-a-bear"
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Sexual acts?
I wasn't acting!
I wasn't acting!
April 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sexual acts?
I wasn't acting!
I wasn't acting!
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well, my autopsy came back negative. what does that mean
October 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
well, my autopsy came back negative. what does that mean
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IKEA is Swedish for kindling.
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
IKEA is Swedish for kindling.
Touched by madness, but it's consensual.
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Touched by madness, but it's consensual.
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i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
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Sry boss can’t today
I’ve got worker’s block
I’ve got worker’s block
May 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Sry boss can’t today
I’ve got worker’s block
I’ve got worker’s block
Anything can be a suppository if you suppose hard enough.
October 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Anything can be a suppository if you suppose hard enough.
Nothing like a hearty midwestern breakfast (opemeal)
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Nothing like a hearty midwestern breakfast (opemeal)
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One of the most rewarding aspects of parenting is watching your kids develop skills you never dreamt possible. She’s only seven, but my daughter just spilled her milk telepathically.
September 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
One of the most rewarding aspects of parenting is watching your kids develop skills you never dreamt possible. She’s only seven, but my daughter just spilled her milk telepathically.
California sober: high & dry.
September 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
California sober: high & dry.
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Stayed up all night and it finally dawned on me
December 4, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Stayed up all night and it finally dawned on me
A generous lover: going above & beyond the call of booty.
September 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
A generous lover: going above & beyond the call of booty.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel of monkeys.
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's like shooting fish in a barrel of monkeys.