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Very Distinctive Fuckery (he/him)
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Cats, puns, computer shit, powerlifting, hockey.
Strong prey drive (fascists, dipshits, grifters, anyone else raw and wriggling)
Pinned
I solemnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States, and defend it against all threats, foreign and domestic.
Allen was *going into his slide at the 4* and then reconsidered before plowing in.

Those fans chanting M-V-P are onto something.
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
CBS announcer: "Nobody in this stadium is sitting down."
Camera: *closeup on players sitting*
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Late Walder Frey, "helping" edit one of @ajaalto.bsky.social's novels (2019)
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Beyond all this, Monica Lewinski has turned the shitstorm that comes with being a public relations punching bag for the world's most powerful man into a platform from which she has supported and uplifted countless other women.

Monica Lewinski is a hero, and everyone needs to get off her lawn.
Monica Lewinski went through Hell because of Bill Clinton and she was 21 when she started working for him.

Please leave that poor woman be in all the funning. She was destroyed by the public and he kept on keeping on as the president.
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Monica Lewinski went through Hell because of Bill Clinton and she was 21 when she started working for him.

Please leave that poor woman be in all the funning. She was destroyed by the public and he kept on keeping on as the president.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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do you know WHY actors and athletes are so well compensated today that it’s hard to look at them as “labor”

because they organized and negotiated for it
beyond just being wrong on the merits, the thing that bugs me about people dismissing actors and athletes as labor is that, historically, they’ve been at the forefront of a lot of labor victories that have helped labor more broadly
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I am moving out of state and have an outdoor cat who is very skittish that I simply can’t take on a plane without risking life and limb. Would anyone in PDX like to adopt a moody gray lady? She could be fine inside a home with no other cats, she doesn’t tolerate them (hence outside). DM if so.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I geniunelly hate this technology so fucking much and it has done so much harm to countless industries, society, and the environment as a whole in only 3 FUCKING YEARS

THIS SHIT HAS EXISTED FOR 3 YEARS. ONLY 3 YEARS.
I probably sound like a broken record, but I cannot wait for this AI bubble to burst, I want to see the architects of this tech to be taken for every penny by those whose artwork they stole for training data, and I want those tools to cease function and be confined to the same memory hole as NFTs.
Ubisoft and Treyarch resorting to regurgitative AI in their big $70 “AAA” games is simply pathetic.

The lack of integrity, the lack of dignity, the lack of pride. Sure, it’s all expected, but nonetheless miserably *pathetic* to witness.

Have some fucking self respect for once.
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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TIL people are gambling on Professional Wrestling. America’s incredibly scripted, pre-determined answer to theater in the round.
It’s like betting on if Godot arrives, or if Fantine lives to become the girlboss of Montreuil-sur-Mer.
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I know that this administration won't hesitate to take the opportunity to turn a bad joke on a marginalized person in a half a heartbeat, though. Or any naysayer.

I just wish someone's Credit For Good, like Link, mattered. But it doesn't.
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Dark senses of humor are something I appreciate, got one myself, but like sarcasm, it's a tool I use less these days because People Are Watching. I don't mean Bluesky, either.

It's just something that's come like breathing for me for so long, I worry it'll slip out before I think better of it.
all I’m gonna say is that I am a life-long slightly edgy poster and I’ve never caught a suspension or a ban anywhere - because it is in fact quite easy to avoid crossing the “this joke could possibly be construed as a violent threat” line on social media
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Apparently a lot of these guys view status as being heavily about sexual options, and that being high status must instantly make one attractive to every woman
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@tkingfisher.com please have dinner with kate mckinnon and a hot mic. the world needs it.

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November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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A gold replica of a crown worn by a king who was overthrown and executed for corruption. 😂😬
South Korea did that.
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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For Charlotte friends who want to prepare, we made our little whistle station with a plastic planter (drainage in the bottom in case it rains), zip ties, and no-heat lamination paper
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I don’t think US taxpayers should subsidize treason against the United States
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Bill Clinton is trending because survivors are still demanding justice. It’s not about party; it’s about power protecting abusers. From Clinton to Trump, everyptan who took pedocash deserves to be called out. BELIEVE SURVIVORS and dismantle the systems that enable predators.
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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i think online gambling is a cancer that is spreading throughout our society, it was a horrible mistake to de-regulate it, and we desperately need to crack down on it again
i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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At the very least it should be extremely illegal for anyone involved in the sports (players, teams, owners, broadcasters) to participate (including ad sales, not even just during games, but if you carry the games ever you can’t also advertise for gambling at any time)
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Old enough to remember when they said it was "unclear" if Putin would invade Ukraine while he was moving thousands of troops to their border.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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before you’re permitted to gamble, you should be forced to consider yourself as an old person spending your fading years blank-faced and shoveling your dwindling savings into a slot machine that’s decorated with sexy Looney Tunes characters.

this is an essential service real-life casinos provide
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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So, uh, those parentheses around "abundance liberals"...
Woke 2 is targeting the NYC NIMBYs
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM