Very Distinctive Fuckery (he/him)
@digitaldiscipline.bsky.social
Cats, puns, computer shit, powerlifting, hockey.
Strong prey drive (fascists, dipshits, grifters, anyone else raw and wriggling)
Strong prey drive (fascists, dipshits, grifters, anyone else raw and wriggling)
The Late Walder Frey, "helping" edit one of @ajaalto.bsky.social's novels (2019)
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Late Walder Frey, "helping" edit one of @ajaalto.bsky.social's novels (2019)
This, but missing all of his front teeth, whom my mother's friends thought was the dorm janitor, not a student at a different nearby college.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This, but missing all of his front teeth, whom my mother's friends thought was the dorm janitor, not a student at a different nearby college.
Imagine coming right out and saying you're too lazy to read a single powerpoint slide.
Pathetic.
Shameful.
Dishonorable.
Learn to troll like the old masters, weakling. (And, while you're at it, learn to troll like the new masters: In the alt text.)
Pathetic.
Shameful.
Dishonorable.
Learn to troll like the old masters, weakling. (And, while you're at it, learn to troll like the new masters: In the alt text.)
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Imagine coming right out and saying you're too lazy to read a single powerpoint slide.
Pathetic.
Shameful.
Dishonorable.
Learn to troll like the old masters, weakling. (And, while you're at it, learn to troll like the new masters: In the alt text.)
Pathetic.
Shameful.
Dishonorable.
Learn to troll like the old masters, weakling. (And, while you're at it, learn to troll like the new masters: In the alt text.)
ah, i see it's "my phone can see shit i can't" night.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
ah, i see it's "my phone can see shit i can't" night.
This looks a lot better on my phone camera than it does with the naked eye. I can kinda see a pale glow where the blue part low on the horizon is (NoCo).
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This looks a lot better on my phone camera than it does with the naked eye. I can kinda see a pale glow where the blue part low on the horizon is (NoCo).
You rang?
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You rang?
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Elvira being overdramatic because I turned the heat off overnight and kicked it on this morning.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Elvira being overdramatic because I turned the heat off overnight and kicked it on this morning.
D&D table: [earns a visit from a God]
Me, the GM: "The entire room is swathed in magical darkness, and there is a wet, sickly sound. A deep voice begins to speak as the darkness lifts, revealing the speaker."
The speaker:
Me, the GM: "The entire room is swathed in magical darkness, and there is a wet, sickly sound. A deep voice begins to speak as the darkness lifts, revealing the speaker."
The speaker:
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
D&D table: [earns a visit from a God]
Me, the GM: "The entire room is swathed in magical darkness, and there is a wet, sickly sound. A deep voice begins to speak as the darkness lifts, revealing the speaker."
The speaker:
Me, the GM: "The entire room is swathed in magical darkness, and there is a wet, sickly sound. A deep voice begins to speak as the darkness lifts, revealing the speaker."
The speaker:
Hilariously, Bookface has memory-holed everyone's "memories" for November 5th.
Can't imagine why.
Can't imagine why.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hilariously, Bookface has memory-holed everyone's "memories" for November 5th.
Can't imagine why.
Can't imagine why.
So, this was neat to find in the mailbox, from @drspookyer.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So, this was neat to find in the mailbox, from @drspookyer.bsky.social
"THAT was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do."
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"THAT was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do."
Instructions unclear.
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Instructions unclear.
Happy four-year adoptaversary to Anansi, a/k/a Meat Beast, The Beastly Meat, Tubbulon the Destroyer
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Happy four-year adoptaversary to Anansi, a/k/a Meat Beast, The Beastly Meat, Tubbulon the Destroyer
Concept:
I'll take the pumpkin with the weird line down the side and do a kind of split/bisected Janus mask.
Outcome:
Two weird little guys getting eaten by Sleep Token's logo.
I'll take the pumpkin with the weird line down the side and do a kind of split/bisected Janus mask.
Outcome:
Two weird little guys getting eaten by Sleep Token's logo.
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Concept:
I'll take the pumpkin with the weird line down the side and do a kind of split/bisected Janus mask.
Outcome:
Two weird little guys getting eaten by Sleep Token's logo.
I'll take the pumpkin with the weird line down the side and do a kind of split/bisected Janus mask.
Outcome:
Two weird little guys getting eaten by Sleep Token's logo.
Get a load of this pure, distilled, and entirely useless Reply Guy
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Get a load of this pure, distilled, and entirely useless Reply Guy
Artax, Hobbes, and Daffy.
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Artax, Hobbes, and Daffy.
These dishes were, unfortunately, broken pretty damn quick.
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
These dishes were, unfortunately, broken pretty damn quick.
I finally discovered why Elvira's elbows are wet when she crawls onto my lap.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I finally discovered why Elvira's elbows are wet when she crawls onto my lap.
Officer clowndick pissed himself. pass it on.
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Officer clowndick pissed himself. pass it on.
This is my rec league jersey as a member of the Jurassic Puck Hockey Club. :-)
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is my rec league jersey as a member of the Jurassic Puck Hockey Club. :-)