Dietary Fat
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Best consumed in moderation.
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coulda said this shit from home. it's literally true. hope a pigeon shits in his mouth.
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
coulda said this shit from home. it's literally true. hope a pigeon shits in his mouth.
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“abolish ICE” was always the correct position
January 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
“abolish ICE” was always the correct position
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here's congestion pricing's birth chart. happy birthday queen (capricorn sun / pisces moon / libra rising)
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
here's congestion pricing's birth chart. happy birthday queen (capricorn sun / pisces moon / libra rising)
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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The people who profited most from the cancel culture/free speech panic were less interested in actual freedom of speech than establishing their own control over public discourse. You don't even have to take my word for it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The people who profited most from the cancel culture/free speech panic were less interested in actual freedom of speech than establishing their own control over public discourse. You don't even have to take my word for it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Happy Beethoven's Birthday to all who celebrate
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy Beethoven's Birthday to all who celebrate
the velvet underground's "white light/white heat" is my favorite album that gives me a splitting headache every time i listen to it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the velvet underground's "white light/white heat" is my favorite album that gives me a splitting headache every time i listen to it.
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Klingon teenager: the prom theme should be a Warriors Prom!
Vulcan teenager: no. It should be “logic under the sea”
Ferengi 40 year old: wassssup
Vulcan teenager: no. It should be “logic under the sea”
Ferengi 40 year old: wassssup
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Klingon teenager: the prom theme should be a Warriors Prom!
Vulcan teenager: no. It should be “logic under the sea”
Ferengi 40 year old: wassssup
Vulcan teenager: no. It should be “logic under the sea”
Ferengi 40 year old: wassssup
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Klingon teenager: welcome to the OC b’Itch
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Klingon teenager: welcome to the OC b’Itch
help me settle a bet—is "Round and Round" by Ratt an "oldie" or "great american songbook"?
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
help me settle a bet—is "Round and Round" by Ratt an "oldie" or "great american songbook"?
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Abolish the Senate. I am absolutely dead serious.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Abolish the Senate. I am absolutely dead serious.
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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you are really obnoxious
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
you are really obnoxious
zen buddhists for mamdani
The way to vote against Mamdani is to vote for Mamdani
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
zen buddhists for mamdani
about to listen the shit out of some late beethoven
October 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
about to listen the shit out of some late beethoven
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I grew up going to Zabar's. So many of my childhood memories center around the best lox in NYC (which is saying something). With Saul Zabar's passing today, the Upper West Side has lost a legend who turned his parent's humble store into a culinary institution.
Saul Zabar, Smoked Fish Czar of Upper West Side, Dies at 97
www.nytimes.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I grew up going to Zabar's. So many of my childhood memories center around the best lox in NYC (which is saying something). With Saul Zabar's passing today, the Upper West Side has lost a legend who turned his parent's humble store into a culinary institution.
i wonder where this trade group got its information that trump had disavowed project 2025.
As usual, other institutions are implicated beyond only the press. In 2024, a spokesperson for a major trade group told me their organization had not looked at Project 2025 because Trump had disavowed it.
One example: I got some bad tips that Vought was on the outs w Trump bc of his Project 2025 role. Did the reporting but it was bullshit. Only story I wrote from the reporting was that Heritage was not releasing Vought's exec order drafts, bc it had learned the media coverage hurt.
October 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i wonder where this trade group got its information that trump had disavowed project 2025.
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"So you think Goebbels hated the jews? Did you ever stop to think that maybe the jews hated him?"
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"So you think Goebbels hated the jews? Did you ever stop to think that maybe the jews hated him?"
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the real giveaway that skeeter likes kant is that he says "honk honk" all the time.
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
the real giveaway that skeeter likes kant is that he says "honk honk" all the time.
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CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
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I think the reason for this is pretty straightforward: the largest cohort of cross-pressured swing voters in the United States are people who are cross-pressured because they are secular but racist
People really need to reckon with why people will vote for pro-choice referendums and pro-life candidates at the same time.
This isn’t an argument for a pro-life candidate but it is a suggestion that voting the referendums don’t refute the point.
This isn’t an argument for a pro-life candidate but it is a suggestion that voting the referendums don’t refute the point.
I genuinely cannot believe that Ezra Klein said we should run pro-life candidates in Kansas, Ohio, and Missouri; three states that recently held abortion referendums where the pro-choice side won!
September 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I think the reason for this is pretty straightforward: the largest cohort of cross-pressured swing voters in the United States are people who are cross-pressured because they are secular but racist
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No problem, man. Just give someone else the money and they can do it!
look at my democrat-leaning billionaire dawg i need communism NOW 😭
September 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
No problem, man. Just give someone else the money and they can do it!
man, i just can't get over how delicious hot dogs are.
it's fucking haunting.
it's fucking haunting.
September 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
man, i just can't get over how delicious hot dogs are.
it's fucking haunting.
it's fucking haunting.