Avon Dad Hunk
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Avon Dad Hunk
@diemzero.bsky.social
· Oct 21
"World's Strongest Man" but all the men are bashful.
Think your career prospects are bad?
I was one of the '118' guys
I was one of the '118' guys
March 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Think your career prospects are bad?
I was one of the '118' guys
I was one of the '118' guys
decided im gonna become a Captain of Industry
February 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
decided im gonna become a Captain of Industry
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The one time I tried to put reindeer antlers on my cat she said the word "don't" in a normal human voice. Too afraid to recreate this under lab conditions.
December 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
The one time I tried to put reindeer antlers on my cat she said the word "don't" in a normal human voice. Too afraid to recreate this under lab conditions.
[at the xmas dinner table]
Do you mind if I vape?
Well actually...
*rips a phat, and I mean PHAT cloud*
Do you mind if I vape?
Well actually...
*rips a phat, and I mean PHAT cloud*
December 30, 2024 at 4:20 PM
[at the xmas dinner table]
Do you mind if I vape?
Well actually...
*rips a phat, and I mean PHAT cloud*
Do you mind if I vape?
Well actually...
*rips a phat, and I mean PHAT cloud*
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During Christmas, your exits are here here and here *points to bathroom, outside and under stairs closet
Remember to take breaks if you need them. Find me if you need me. Stronger together
Remember to take breaks if you need them. Find me if you need me. Stronger together
December 25, 2024 at 10:21 AM
During Christmas, your exits are here here and here *points to bathroom, outside and under stairs closet
Remember to take breaks if you need them. Find me if you need me. Stronger together
Remember to take breaks if you need them. Find me if you need me. Stronger together
Santa is a metaphor for Jesus right?
December 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Santa is a metaphor for Jesus right?
'I could have another you in a minute, matter of fact he'll be here in a minute.'
Me activating the Cloning Vat
Me activating the Cloning Vat
December 23, 2024 at 4:33 PM
'I could have another you in a minute, matter of fact he'll be here in a minute.'
Me activating the Cloning Vat
Me activating the Cloning Vat
cannibals sending xmas cards with "Seasons Eatings" smh
December 23, 2024 at 3:29 PM
cannibals sending xmas cards with "Seasons Eatings" smh
wait, you need a license to be a Greengrocer?
December 20, 2024 at 5:35 PM
wait, you need a license to be a Greengrocer?
Now you expect this court to believe, that your father was a 'rolling stone', a clump of inorganic matter in perpetual motion, which somehow procreated with a human female
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Now you expect this court to believe, that your father was a 'rolling stone', a clump of inorganic matter in perpetual motion, which somehow procreated with a human female
nice try, but you forgot just one thing.
I'm you from the future, so I knew you we're going to do that
I'm you from the future, so I knew you we're going to do that
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
nice try, but you forgot just one thing.
I'm you from the future, so I knew you we're going to do that
I'm you from the future, so I knew you we're going to do that
all I can say is 'no nut November' can't come soon enough
December 16, 2024 at 11:26 AM
all I can say is 'no nut November' can't come soon enough
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biblically accurate Tifa r34
December 11, 2024 at 6:29 PM
biblically accurate Tifa r34
looking forward to Squid Game 2 mainly to hear characters do that sassy disdainful 'tsk' sound
December 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
looking forward to Squid Game 2 mainly to hear characters do that sassy disdainful 'tsk' sound
absolutely not made from oats people
December 6, 2024 at 7:03 PM
absolutely not made from oats people
I'm a Squirrell Girl main now
December 6, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I'm a Squirrell Girl main now
Them: imagine having sex with a guy who wears Dragon Ball Z shirts
Me: *wears a Vegeta shirt during sex*
Me: *wears a Vegeta shirt during sex*
December 5, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Them: imagine having sex with a guy who wears Dragon Ball Z shirts
Me: *wears a Vegeta shirt during sex*
Me: *wears a Vegeta shirt during sex*
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Every 12 to 18 months, an upgraded model of Bill Gates emerges from Microsoft’s secret underground facility and immediately sets off to find and destroy its previous incarnation.
December 4, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Every 12 to 18 months, an upgraded model of Bill Gates emerges from Microsoft’s secret underground facility and immediately sets off to find and destroy its previous incarnation.
you havent posted on Bsky for hours, your mother and I have been worried sick.
please don't do that to us again
please don't do that to us again
December 4, 2024 at 5:12 PM
you havent posted on Bsky for hours, your mother and I have been worried sick.
please don't do that to us again
please don't do that to us again
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I don't like to brag, but I appeared in 34 searches on LinkedIn this week.
December 4, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I don't like to brag, but I appeared in 34 searches on LinkedIn this week.
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Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
well Kate Bush, instead of trying to make a deal with God why dont you make a great value deal with your local Black Friday retailer!
November 29, 2024 at 2:15 PM
well Kate Bush, instead of trying to make a deal with God why dont you make a great value deal with your local Black Friday retailer!
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