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dickgoblin.bsky.social
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@dickgoblin.bsky.social
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dickgoblin.bsky.social
not to brag but im freshly showered lying on clean sheets and there's a very very fluffy dog sleeping in the small of my back 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
i heard a really chilling thing tonight about someone i know escaping attempted murder for being trans and i dont know what to do with myself. i dont want to share details even to the 2 or 3 people reading this so i cant accurately convey the deep sick darkness but its really, really bad
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
a while ago i succumbed to the algorithm & followed a bunch of animal/wildlife accounts, now one of em is saying everyone should check their halloween candy because when they were a child there was cyanide in theirs & Mars made them cover it up 🙏
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
I don't think it's fair that I have to be polite to people who are very clearly on Ozempic.
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
someone pocket texted the GC
group text screenshots in whatsapp. the icon is a person wearing sunglasses in the foreground and a guitarist on stage in the background. names and numbers are redacted with black lines, profile pics obscured by emojis. redacted changed the group description. tap to view. redacted changed the group description. tap to view. serene face: Uy 🙏 serene face: UY!!! serene face: Uy 😌 me: Uy 🙌 serene face: Uy! eyeroll face: I have a distinct insight into how easy cults must be to get caught up in me: Uy 😤 serene face: Uy! 🙇‍♂️ angry face: UY uyuyuuy uyu uyuyu uy!!! (one laugh react)
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
i have this little guy staying with me. he was my granny's, now my dad's and my dad is away for 3 weeks. currently im having lunch and coffee in with him (he has my bedroom and the 🐶😺s are locked out) and he's squeaking at me when i stop playing the "bite my finger" game
a budgie on a swing perch in a cage. he's mostly green with a yellow head and little black freckle-like spots on his bib area. he's about the size of and kinda shaped like a lime. his head is turned to the left of the image which means he has his beady eye on the photographer, maybe wondering what they're doing. there's a wee bell toy behind him in his cage, and on the wall behind the cage is a large framed print of "dreams of a fisherman's wife" though because it's quite a cropped image you can only see a little hand and tentacle.
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
came across & read an article about the long island serial killer. probably shouldnt have. one of the things that makes me saddest in the world is when people are murdered, decades ago sometimes, and it says of them, "they were never reported missing".
September 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
i just use it for the one thing | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE and a FRIEND huddled behind a rock a wasteland. In the background, the silhouette of a huge robot with glowing eyes looms. MATTIE: Life has gotten WAY worse since every single rich person on the planet decided that the huge robot has to be in charge of everything. FRIEND: I don't like how the robot is blotting out the sun! PANEL 2: Everything gets much darker. MATTIE covers her head. The FRIEND nods solemnly. MATTIE: I also don't like how it really doesn't work very well, and is often raining enormous pieces of itself onto people. FRIEND: Sure. I only really use it for making a grocery list or a spreadsheet or whatever. PANEL 3: MATTIE and the FRIEND leap out of the way of a big falling gear. SFX: THUNK PANEL 4: MATTIE is sprawled on the ground, looking terrified. The FRIEND, also on the ground, shouts up at the sky. MATTIE: That was TOO close. FRIEND: Okay! I need it to be 3 columns by five rows,
September 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
i think it’s cool when someone who wants me dead dies 👍 sorry bitch
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I think you’re so grumpy cause you’re hungry buddy do you want goldfish or Bombus stupid man hey we don’t talk like that
August 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
this dog is a walking dopamine machine
an impossibly cute shetland sheepdog sits on a pink couch with his front paws outstretched. he is highly fluffy, brown-eyed, predominantly black with a white chest and paws, and has striking coppery markings around his face. he is looking at the camera with a steely gaze undermined somewhat by his little pink tongue sticking out, licking his own nose. there's a desk chair behind him and a fireplace with various colourful ornaments on the mantle. the same shetland sheepdog lying on his back on a different part of the same pink couch, nestled into three green cushions of different textures. he is showing his extremely fluffy white chest and tummy, and his back paws are sticking up into the air. his face is completely hidden by fluff and he honestly looks like a pile of raw wool with two little legs.
August 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
got another dog lol
a shetland sheepdog on a pink sofa. a freckled arm is reaching into shot to pat his little head, which is turned towards the arm. he has a long snout and is extremely fluffy, with black, white and tan coloured fur. one of his little paws is visible and it looks like he's stepping towards the person petting him. this person's knee in tartan pajamas is also visible on the sofa. in the background is a living room with furniture such as a desk, fireplace and bookcase and there are colourful trinkets on most surfaces.
August 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
i dont normally do what posts tell me to but its been a rly long time since i drew a bird. this is sposed to be the rook in my garden who (istg) sometimes miaows
a scribbly digital drawing of a rook. his body is scribbled in with black in the approximate direction of his feathers, wings etc and his face and beak are coloured more thickly in grey. he has roughly drawn feathers at the top of his legs that give a pantaloon effect, and his beak is long, thickish and curved with a pointy tip. his legs are stickish and his feet are just three lines each for long toes. he's drawn in three quarter profile looking to the right and his tail goes out of frame. there's a spot of light in his eye and he looks, i hope, a little thoughtful.
August 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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ricky.baby
hi um can i hit you with my tiger beam?
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky
Orange and white tabby peaking around a corner at the camera with big baby eyes
August 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
i got distracted by a lot of things & never mentioned but a couple of weeks ago i saw (1) an osprey, (2) a little egret washing itself, (3) a lapwing eating bugs on a bank, (4) four mandarin ducks doing mandarin duck things such as moulting and (5) a grey heron, all in one place
landscape photograph with a marshy area of little connecting ponds and pools to the foreground, a loch visible further out on the left and woodlands further back to the right, and low hills along the horizon. the sky is blue with wispy clouds. there's a circle numbered 1 on the treeline to the left, a circle numbered 5 in the pond water near the centre and in that circle a heron is almost distinguishable, and there is a circle numbered 3 along the pond bank to the left edge of the image. similar to the first image but further rightward, not showing the distant loch and showing more of the woodlands behind the marshland. there is a circle numbered 2 slightly right of centre in the pond area, and visible inside the circle is the white dot of a little egret. slightly further back and to the left of the egret, on a grassy stretch is a circle numbered 4.
August 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
not to do phrenology but yesterday i met this guy and yes he was a cop. i suppose its not that i think yr head makes u a cop but i think maybe they make cops like this in big vats
a very basic digital line drawing of the head and shoulders of a bald, beefy man with a thick moustache and brows, looking a bit stern and in my opinion very stereotypically like an old cop
August 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
where bees go when it rains
a close up shot of some purple alliums with bright green straight stems and very round clustered blooms like floral lollipops. tucked underneath the foremost bloom is a red tailed bumblebee taking shelter
August 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
another day volunteering at the hartlepool museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the lighthouse. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
the top of an old lighthouse, made of sturdy mirrored panels surrounding the foggy blue glass of the light, which is unlit. the whole piece is on a wooden platform behind metal railings in a museum the top of an old lighthouse, made of sturdy mirrored panels surrounding the foggy blue glass of the light, which is lit warm and orangey. the whole piece is on a wooden platform behind metal railings in a museum. the arm and shoulder of my 5'9" sibling are visible to the bottom left of the image, giving a sense of how much bigger the light is
August 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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bobbylewis.bsky.social
a dril tweet saying “alan dershowitz once tried to defend me in court by pulling out a pocket pussy and insisting he would never fuck it. we lost the case”
August 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
very on brand occurrence today for me & my gf. coming back from a day bird watching at a nature reserve when a drunk australian tree surgeon threatened to stab and shoot us coz i wouldnt let him pet my doggy
August 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
ive been volunteering in a hospital ward that sees a lot of patients nearing or at end-of-life and so death is really present in my mind most days
August 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
there is drama on here concerning someone who used to send nudes to me & my then gf. we got put off pretty quick by a combo of bad vibes and a dirty mirror tho. good to see the vibes are worse than ever
August 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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cait.bsky.social
breaking: paws
orange cat asleep with his head on his little paws
July 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
dickgoblin.bsky.social
it doesn't happen often but sometimes i get exactly what i want
July 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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nacl.sh
off topic but we need phalloplasty technology so good it makes bad dragon obsolete
July 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM