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@diagonal.fish
Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial. Go Jackets
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Welcome to the second year of casual CFB watchers leaving the TV on ABC, assuming the FCS playoff game is the big game, while the FBS playoff game on HBO dot info or whatever must be the relatively minor one
Here's the neat part this time: They're right
Here's the neat part this time: They're right
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Welcome to the second year of casual CFB watchers leaving the TV on ABC, assuming the FCS playoff game is the big game, while the FBS playoff game on HBO dot info or whatever must be the relatively minor one
Here's the neat part this time: They're right
Here's the neat part this time: They're right
Kind of poetic to put Tulane back up against the authors of their worst loss in the first round, real "face your demons" hours
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Kind of poetic to put Tulane back up against the authors of their worst loss in the first round, real "face your demons" hours
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Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.
TikTok U.S. Sale to Close Next Month: Oracle and Silver Lake Confirmed in Buyer Consortium
Abu Dhabi's state investment fund will also be a managing investor.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.
Now this is #content, thank you for blessing my inbox with this
✨THING ONE✨
"He’s looked this way since he was 21 and florping* moonballs to Jerricho Cotchery at NC State."
channel-6.ghost.io/if-you-are-o...
"He’s looked this way since he was 21 and florping* moonballs to Jerricho Cotchery at NC State."
channel-6.ghost.io/if-you-are-o...
IF YOU ARE OVER 40 YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY FOOTBALL IN JEANS
Lycra is a young person’s fabric.
channel-6.ghost.io
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Now this is #content, thank you for blessing my inbox with this
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PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
Flipped over from the Celebration Bowl to Army-Navy and immediately got an entire faceful of fascism, hard pass
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Flipped over from the Celebration Bowl to Army-Navy and immediately got an entire faceful of fascism, hard pass
Been something like 16 years since I'd seen OK Go live and I almost never go to concerts but it turns out they're still awesome. Great show, 10/10, would listen to an entire concert played on handbells if they decided to do it
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Been something like 16 years since I'd seen OK Go live and I almost never go to concerts but it turns out they're still awesome. Great show, 10/10, would listen to an entire concert played on handbells if they decided to do it
Pat McAfee desperately wants to be as beloved as Corso and it's just never gonna happen
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Pat McAfee desperately wants to be as beloved as Corso and it's just never gonna happen
Dammit, that is quite annoying actually www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Florida hires Georgia Tech offensive coordinator Buster Faulkner: Source
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dammit, that is quite annoying actually www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Boy, imagine if the GT defense had locked in like this a couple weeks ago instead, maybe we'd still have something to play for
Gunner Stockton's 70 passing yards will be the least Georgia has had in a game since Jake Fromm had 35 passing yards vs. Kentucky in 2019, in a game played in the rain.
Closest since then was Stetson Bennett's 72 passing yards in a 2021 win over Arkansas.
Closest since then was Stetson Bennett's 72 passing yards in a 2021 win over Arkansas.
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Boy, imagine if the GT defense had locked in like this a couple weeks ago instead, maybe we'd still have something to play for
"GT is a second half team"
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"GT is a second half team"
I can see exactly how this is going to go now, afterdisintegrating the last 2 weeks and losing the shot at the ACC 'ship they're gonna hang around for just long enough to inspire hope they could salvage things with a COFH win, only to fumble the bag at the most psychically damaging moment
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I can see exactly how this is going to go now, afterdisintegrating the last 2 weeks and losing the shot at the ACC 'ship they're gonna hang around for just long enough to inspire hope they could salvage things with a COFH win, only to fumble the bag at the most psychically damaging moment
This is great. You want a remote controlled dinosaur, kid? Hell yeah, let’s do this.
I have been looking at Black Friday sales for a week but I do not actually need anything so instead I closed all those tabs and bought a Polaroid for a foster kid in Florida who uses photography to deal with big feelings. Perhaps you would like to do the same for one of the kids at the link below?
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is great. You want a remote controlled dinosaur, kid? Hell yeah, let’s do this.
C-tier ESPN commentators stop saying "6 7" challenge: impossible
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
C-tier ESPN commentators stop saying "6 7" challenge: impossible
Somehow even in a year where we started 8-0 this holds true. Truly remarkable football program
yeah we're gonna lose 50-0 next Friday. what's the best part of being a Georgia Tech football fan? nothing. there's no good part of being a Georgia Tech football fan.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Somehow even in a year where we started 8-0 this holds true. Truly remarkable football program
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Paul Johnson never went down 28-0
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Paul Johnson never went down 28-0
The defense being fielded by Georgia Tech today is probably the worst I've seen from them since I started watching them play in 2006, which includes defenses led by Al Groh and Ted Roof. Genuinely unwatchably bad
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The defense being fielded by Georgia Tech today is probably the worst I've seen from them since I started watching them play in 2006, which includes defenses led by Al Groh and Ted Roof. Genuinely unwatchably bad
Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this sort of thing is probably bad for your ability to take off in an airplane
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this sort of thing is probably bad for your ability to take off in an airplane
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Brent Key is mad they won
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Brent Key is mad they won
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗