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✨THING ONE✨

Last Top Whatever 'til August, feat. Indiana, Miami, Oklahoma (??), Ohio State [sigh], and the impending divorce of the barking guy from the Allstate ad ($)

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TOP WHATEVER: POSTSEASON EDITION
Channel 6’s ranking of all the teams we’d like to talk about after consuming a season of college football.
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Thanks to @channel6.bsky.social for sharing this thread in their newsletter. 🫡
This is a thread where you are can share places to donate in MN that are NOT in Minneapolis (unless North Minneapolis)

Saint Paul and outstate/greater MN.

Please follow directions for once. Please.
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
✨THING TWO✨

TRL is:

- our offseason newsletter
- free to read when you sign up for our email list (which is also free)
- featuring more than the usual amount of kangaroos this week

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January 31, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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" I’d rather believe in a conspiracy theory about a Big Ten ag school trying out powerful cattle hormones on willing subjects seeking unnatural speed and tackling power. "

Fuck.

Even as the Ag school in Indiana Purdue can't do this right.
✨THING ONE✨

Last Top Whatever 'til August, feat. Indiana, Miami, Oklahoma (??), Ohio State [sigh], and the impending divorce of the barking guy from the Allstate ad ($)

channel-6.ghost.io/top-whatever...
TOP WHATEVER: POSTSEASON EDITION
Channel 6’s ranking of all the teams we’d like to talk about after consuming a season of college football.
channel-6.ghost.io
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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My favorite line? Oklahoma as "Irresistible antibiotic-resistant football."
✨THING ONE✨

Last Top Whatever 'til August, feat. Indiana, Miami, Oklahoma (??), Ohio State [sigh], and the impending divorce of the barking guy from the Allstate ad ($)

channel-6.ghost.io/top-whatever...
TOP WHATEVER: POSTSEASON EDITION
Channel 6’s ranking of all the teams we’d like to talk about after consuming a season of college football.
channel-6.ghost.io
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
✨THING ONE✨

Last Top Whatever 'til August, feat. Indiana, Miami, Oklahoma (??), Ohio State [sigh], and the impending divorce of the barking guy from the Allstate ad ($)

channel-6.ghost.io/top-whatever...
TOP WHATEVER: POSTSEASON EDITION
Channel 6’s ranking of all the teams we’d like to talk about after consuming a season of college football.
channel-6.ghost.io
January 28, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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our free @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, The Rare Literal, returns with

1. questions about hallucinogenic mushrooms
2. thunderous music recs
3. more advice on how to run the ball in your community
4. a request for the entire Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown series

channel-6.ghost.io/trl-12/
TRL: OUT OF THE GUMBALL MACHINE, INTO THE FRYING PAN
"If you need to weld something or fight a Wendigo in your backyard, this is your soundtrack."
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January 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM
✨THING TWO✨

This week in TRL: Geese (the band), Die Spitz (also a band), Werner Herzog, and a long-lost series of Time-Life books

free to read when you sign up for our also-free email list

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January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
It's true
Today in horrors persisting/so do we: TRL resumes tomorrow, it is our free Friday-ish offseason newsletter at @channel6.bsky.social and it runs from now through Labor Day; you can sign up with your email address and we will deliver you weekly doses of relentless unnecessary reading
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
✨THING ONE✨

How the big picture of Indiana's title run was a manifestation of the shape of one game ($)

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HOW* INDIANA WON A NATIONAL TITLE
*THE PART OF THE "HOW" THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, SPECIFICALLY
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January 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Btw if you were trying to beat Indiana (and good luck) this might be how to do it channel-6.ghost.io/five-importa...
FIVE IMPORTANT INSIGHTS FROM A TIME A CURT CIGNETTI TEAM ACTUALLY LOST
MAYBE JUST ASK THE DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR FROM MAINE FOR TIPS, BECAUSE HE’S GOING TO BE AT THE GAME
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January 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Writing on the internet is awful, either:

Everyone is using AI to populate their site
Scrapers are being used too often
Writing ability in adults is severely stunted

Or

Middle schoolers are possibly the authors/editors of over half the internet

Instead, subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
✨THING TWO✨

How to beat a Cignetti squad ($)

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January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Getting to this week's @channel6.bsky.social a bit late, but much like Carrero Blanco jokes it only gets better with age

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ANTIFA MANNINGCAST, PART 2
Americans won't accept the Falcons outright; but that’s what the playoffs are for. We keep feeding them small doses of football until they finally wake up and find out Falcons football is back.
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January 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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being American , in verse
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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"What if Matt Ryan became M. Bison" is not a question I have ever asked myself, but I now find myself yearning for the answer
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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"That’s how you redistribute the wealth". Now I'm laughing in a big team meeting, thanks @channel6.bsky.social channel-6.ghost.io/antifa-manni...
ANTIFA MANNINGCAST, PART 2
Americans won't accept the Falcons outright; but that’s what the playoffs are for. We keep feeding them small doses of football until they finally wake up and find out Falcons football is back.
channel-6.ghost.io
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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This was the most accurate preview I’ve ever read.
✨THING TWO✨

Time for the Ducks to crank them Merrie Melodies, lest they run into a railway tunnel painted on the side of a cliff ($)

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January 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
✨THING TWO✨

Time for the Ducks to crank them Merrie Melodies, lest they run into a railway tunnel painted on the side of a cliff ($)

channel-6.ghost.io/channel-6-pl...
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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personally I think the best way to start the new year would be a @channel6.bsky.social subscription but that's just me
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
✨THING ONE✨

"It’s not clever, but it definitely ain’t dumb." ($)

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CHANNEL 6 PLAYOFF PREVIEW: FIESTA BOWL
NO MAN IS AN ISLAND, EXCEPT THIS ONE, AND HE’S ALSO AN INCREDIBLE QUARTERBACK
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January 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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[grudging admission of validity here]
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
✨THING TWO✨

Rose & Sugar Bowl previews, delivered at lightning speed ($)

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January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM