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Slec
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College Football, music, books, whiskey. A girl once doubled over laughing at me when I asked her out, you can’t hurt me.

Many things DMV, SC, RI related.
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Le sigh
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 PM
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 PM
The number should be wearing JNCO’s.
January 24, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Ok Marylanders, I’ve done my part to make sure we don’t get hammered with snow.
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
We’ve known for 3 mins he stepped out and they are just looking at it?
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
The fuck you say???
January 19, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The depth and subtext can be extremely substantial, if one knows what to look for. I didn’t realize everyone wasn’t raised this way until I was in my late teens due to my ‘education’ from the TN side.

But like a muscle, I don’t get to use it as often anymore but I bet my warning klaxons still work
It’s come to my attention that some people do not understand the nature of this interaction because they are not acquainted with southern passive-aggression but rest assured she was being a shit
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Tilly doesn’t quite understand the purpose of putting her bed in front of the fire place
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by Slec
Darnold leaves with a 41-6 lead. The team has 106 net passing yards
Leading 27-6 with 72 net yards passing is SEAHAWKS FOOTBALL
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Writing on the internet is awful, either:

Everyone is using AI to populate their site
Scrapers are being used too often
Writing ability in adults is severely stunted

Or

Middle schoolers are possibly the authors/editors of over half the internet

Instead, subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
This is making the stress go away. My native Buffalonian wife feels very differently
One of the biggest moments in All-PI Offense history
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I ask again:

Has anyone in the history of the world ever replied START to a political text asking for money after unsubscribing?
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Last Witness to President Abraham Lincoln Assassination I've Got A Secret
YouTube video by HistoryFlicks4u
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Reposted by Slec
WTF?
Only a very specific baking audience is going to care about this but apparently the company that makes Silpat has abruptly shut down. I’m personally buying up ones I can find from secondary retailers cause these things are irreplaceable. I’m bummed.
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Just told my kids:

You can tell french bulldogs from english bulldogs by looking at how skinny their bodies are. The french bulldogs are skinnier from all cigarettes they smoke.

Never stop teaching/learning
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Wait….are the Panthers the NFL’s South Carolina Gamecocks?
NEVER
PICK
PANTHERS
GAMES
Yanno… @minakimes.bsky.social has been telling us all year not to pick Panthers games.

She was absolutely correct. They are chaos incarnate.
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Hmm, it’s 45 out. How long can i sit out in the garage before i’m willing to hear the word ‘bro’ again?
January 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
House full of middle schoolers. No doubt that adolescence is here.
January 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Cignetti looks like his should be walking around with his hand like this
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Same but dog, and instead of 3 feet in the air, she looked at me expectantly to see if I wanted to play before groaning and putting her head back down.
Yelled so loud I scared the cat 3 feet into the air
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Can you imagine if the 6th best team in the ACC wins the Championship?
January 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Sms texting from a flip phone
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 PM