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✨ THING ONE ✨

Coasting high in our rankings this week: Oregon, Oklahoma, Notre Dame, UNLV, and ... UCLA????

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THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK THIRTEEN
Hi, this is Spencer, and I’m typing this with thick leather blacksmith’s gloves on so I don’t catch fire.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
channel6.bsky.social
This was a fun one!
briesmith.xyz Roast TurkBrie 🍗 @briesmith.xyz · 2d
Marvel at the deranged thoughts of a Commentariat member! Witness a PE vulture try to rationalize his own existence! Enjoy an extended discussion on Thanksgiving menus!
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
channel6.bsky.social
Get your football/unfootball/Thanksgiving/etc. questions in now for tomorrow morning's pregame shareholder chat:

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YOU'RE INVITED: WEEK 13 CHANNEL 6 PREGAME LIVE CHAT
As is customary in these parts, we are taking questions in advance for tomorrow's chat!
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November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
Apropos of absolutely nothing, here's our best attempt at a "Big Ten wyd" answer for @channel6.bsky.social ($)

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THE BIG TEN ENTERS THE WEALTH PARADOX
A hog named private equity wants a place at the college football revenue trough
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November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Tried to figure out why the Big Ten is even thinking about private equity and decided they (and every other conference) is basically an oil state desperately trying to keep the money coming in channel-6.ghost.io/the-big-ten-...
THE BIG TEN ENTERS THE WEALTH PARADOX
A hog named private equity wants a place at the college football revenue trough
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November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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88pine.bsky.social
An Oklahoma Stinkface sounds like a truly special kind of horror.
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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✨ THING ONE ✨

Highly favored this week: Oklahoma, Navy, Georgia, Notre Dame, BYU, fall weddings, Utah

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THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK TWELVE
Here with the mandate of heaven at this moment: Somehow, one Lane Kiffin.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
🚨 No @channel6.bsky.social Saturday pregame situation this week, apologies, circumstances, things of that nature

working on something else fun for Thing Two
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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threatlevel12am.bsky.social
"Whatever helps you on your healing journey is what we want for you, baby" - this Monday PM pick-me-up AND reference to the SEC's Instagram superuser is worth the $10/month alone
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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jefffromsyracuse.bsky.social
@channel6.bsky.social I was in the bar at the top of the Memphis Bass Pro Shop pyramid when Friday’s piece hit my inbox. Just impeccable timing.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
channel6.bsky.social
✨THING ONE✨

No one is coming to save you from Indiana, least of all Indiana

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THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK ELEVEN
If a game is so revelatory and amazing that it makes a stone-cold killer on a legendary late-career revenge spree through college football smile? You pause for a second and savor it for its own merit.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Valued shareholders, you still have a little time to get those WEBINAR questions in for today’s pregame chat 👀
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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galapula.bsky.social
This is why I subscribe to @channel6.bsky.social for this hard hitting (unlike the participants in this slow-mo brawl) journalism. I couldn't click the link faster.
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
you thought a fight at a Bass Pro Shops was gonna happen without a @channel6.bsky.social FIGHT REPORT with special guest @joelanderson.bsky.social? You fool, you absolute rube, you

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FIGHT REPORT: THE BASS PRO SHOPS BATHROOM BRAWL
Joel Anderson returns to Channel 6 to break down the week's most important fight footage
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November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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briesmith.xyz
I have not laughed as hard as I did at the annotated breakdown of the Bass Pro Shops fight by @channel6.bsky.social in weeks, y’all
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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You’re welcome, viewers
ajflowerday.bsky.social Andrew J. Flowerday @ajflowerday.bsky.social · 20d
Clicked the linked text “long-legged Toads” in the @channel6.bsky.social newsletter

Was not disappointed

Was horrified even more so than I expected to be but was not disappointed
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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kdeshane.bsky.social
I think @channel6.bsky.social said it best:
SOMEONE'S GOING TO TELL ME THEY DO THIS AND IT'S DELICIOUS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE BROKEN AND I WISH YOU'D STOP INVOLVING ME IN THAT. SOUR CREAM IS TO ME WHAT YOUR STEPDAD IS TO YOU: SMELLS BAD, IS A WEIRD ADD IN ALMOST EVERY SITUATION, AND DOESN'T HAVE AN ACTIVE PART IN MY LIFE. I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE WHAT IT IS WITHOUT RESORTING TO OUTRIGHT SLANDER: WHAT IF YOGURT, BUT SHIT? WHAT IF MILK, BUT SLUDGE? CHEESE, BUT LACKS FOLLOW-THROUGH? DO YOU, BUT DON'T INVOLVE ME, AND ESPECIALLY DON'T WRITE A TRULY INSANE JINGLE AT ME ABOUT HOW ADDING A DOLLOP OF SOUR CREAM MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. I NOW LOOK FORWARD TO COMMERCIAL BREAKS JUST SO I CAN HATE THIS MADNESS AND GET TO THE CHILDREN SLOPPING UP EVERYTHING ON THEIR PLATES WITH THIS SHIT. THE LITTLE BASTARDS RADIATE WITH GLEE WHILE PLOPPING STANK-SPACKLE ON BAKED POTATOES LIKE IT'S A TREAT. THESE CHILDREN WERE KEPT UNDER THE STAIRS FOR A DECARDE. THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WHEN THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THE INTERNET AND SUGAR.
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
channel6.bsky.social
✨THING ONE✨

Okay, Ohio State, we see you. Hope you enjoyed your stroll

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THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK TEN
The thing about being born on third base like Ohio State as a football program is that being born on third base *rules*
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November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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alll.bsky.social
someone on today’s @channel6.bsky.social morning show mentioned that San Francisco is now ACC territory & I’m still giggling abt it
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
channel6.bsky.social
last call for your WEBINAR questions for today’s pregame WEBINAR, shareholders
a skeleton dressed as a fairy is jumping in the air with a wand .
Alt: a skeleton dressed as a fairy is jumping in the air with a wand .
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November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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bracketdobber.net
7, 8, and 13 win the week
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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kylesleepins.bsky.social
i like sour cream but STANK-SPACKLE had me cackling
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
channel6.bsky.social
✨THING ONE✨

High this week: A&M, Indiana, Vanderbilt, Georgia Tech. Obviously??

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THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK NINE
THESE CHILDREN WERE KEPT UNDER THE STAIRS FOR A DECADE. THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WHEN THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THE INTERNET AND SUGAR.
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October 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM