threatlevelmidnight
@threatlevel12am.bsky.social
midwestern girl not digging this east coast vibe/loves books,art,college football & basketball/i AM kind of a bitch, so good of you to notice/not that good at breathing in
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not one person, not one person alive, has made getting high and then posting look worse than Elon Musk. he's a walking DARE ad.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
not one person, not one person alive, has made getting high and then posting look worse than Elon Musk. he's a walking DARE ad.
"Whatever helps you on your healing journey is what we want for you, baby" - this Monday PM pick-me-up AND reference to the SEC's Instagram superuser is worth the $10/month alone
✨THING ONE✨
No one is coming to save you from Indiana, least of all Indiana
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
No one is coming to save you from Indiana, least of all Indiana
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK ELEVEN
If a game is so revelatory and amazing that it makes a stone-cold killer on a legendary late-career revenge spree through college football smile? You pause for a second and savor it for its own merit.
channel-6.ghost.io
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Whatever helps you on your healing journey is what we want for you, baby" - this Monday PM pick-me-up AND reference to the SEC's Instagram superuser is worth the $10/month alone
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it is also a story about a man who refuses to ask for directions
Wasn’t the Odyssey a romance novel about some mopey widow refusing to get remarried??
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
it is also a story about a man who refuses to ask for directions
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We gonna need more weed
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
We gonna need more weed
I don't know if I'd call making a field goal to go up 13-10 as "Wisconsin's getting hot", BTN announcer, but I get it - for Wisconsin lately, it kind of is!
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I don't know if I'd call making a field goal to go up 13-10 as "Wisconsin's getting hot", BTN announcer, but I get it - for Wisconsin lately, it kind of is!
I've always maintained that since I'm from Chicago, I'll die in Chicago...but fuck if Mexico City hasn't made me rethink this. I've even found the perfect house to plot against my enemies from. The dream of taco trucks on every corner while being able to eat outside in the winter.
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I've always maintained that since I'm from Chicago, I'll die in Chicago...but fuck if Mexico City hasn't made me rethink this. I've even found the perfect house to plot against my enemies from. The dream of taco trucks on every corner while being able to eat outside in the winter.
There is no other way to say this: this jacket fucks.
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
There is no other way to say this: this jacket fucks.
I've been in 3 time zones this week, it's dark at 5PM and now this? How much more is a girl supposed to take?
Wisconsin coach Luke Fickell to return in 2026, AD says
Translated: "This coaching market already has too many teams who will be overpaying, so let's just use this money elsewhere for now."
www.espn.com/college-foot...
Translated: "This coaching market already has too many teams who will be overpaying, so let's just use this money elsewhere for now."
www.espn.com/college-foot...
Wisconsin's Fickell to return in 2026, AD says
Wisconsin head coach Luke Fickell will return to coach the Badgers in 2026, athletic director Chris McIntosh told ESPN on Thursday.
www.espn.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I've been in 3 time zones this week, it's dark at 5PM and now this? How much more is a girl supposed to take?
Delta has Clueless as an in-flight movie and I'd almost forgotten what a banger this soundtrack is. Great background while staring daggers at a spreadsheet between Houston & Atlanta.
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Delta has Clueless as an in-flight movie and I'd almost forgotten what a banger this soundtrack is. Great background while staring daggers at a spreadsheet between Houston & Atlanta.
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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Slow down, man, I’m already sold
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Slow down, man, I’m already sold
Entire patio at this cafe/bar singing along to Depeche Mode on Dia de Los Muertos in Mexico City is giving me much-needed faith in humanity. Now, do I ruin this by trying to find somewhere to watch college football? Let's find out!!
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Entire patio at this cafe/bar singing along to Depeche Mode on Dia de Los Muertos in Mexico City is giving me much-needed faith in humanity. Now, do I ruin this by trying to find somewhere to watch college football? Let's find out!!
Today's bird in Mexico City who has absolutely had it with your bullshit (cc @hollyanderson.bsky.social)
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Today's bird in Mexico City who has absolutely had it with your bullshit (cc @hollyanderson.bsky.social)
heard you were talking shit?
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
heard you were talking shit?
Who doesn't like sitting on the runway for 2 hours after pulling away from the gate with no sequence or time for departure available? It's also the best when the plane engines have to shut off, right? (this is what I get for trying to take a long weekend break before I murder someones, isn't it)
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Who doesn't like sitting on the runway for 2 hours after pulling away from the gate with no sequence or time for departure available? It's also the best when the plane engines have to shut off, right? (this is what I get for trying to take a long weekend break before I murder someones, isn't it)
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someone posted after 2016 something like "i just dont know how to convince you that you should care about other people" and i think about that a lot
one of the most deeply infuriating aspects of american politics is close to half of americans would love if 20% of the country starved to death
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
someone posted after 2016 something like "i just dont know how to convince you that you should care about other people" and i think about that a lot
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Never ask "would you be happy if I died?" if you don't already know the answer
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Never ask "would you be happy if I died?" if you don't already know the answer
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my mortal college football enemy is the Daisy Sour Cream commercial
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
my mortal college football enemy is the Daisy Sour Cream commercial
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when a meteor finally hits us, have the survivors bury me in this pls
October 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
when a meteor finally hits us, have the survivors bury me in this pls
CONSIDER ARIZONA STATE
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
CONSIDER ARIZONA STATE
This sentence made me laugh & cry simultaneously, who would have ever thought that this would be "normal".
Volodymyr Zelenskyy gets a question from former Biggest Loser trainer Cara Castronuova, a Jan. 6 defendant advocate who now works for the MyPillow Guy's network.
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This sentence made me laugh & cry simultaneously, who would have ever thought that this would be "normal".
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"she make a lot"
i thought you hated broke people???????
i thought you hated broke people???????
October 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"she make a lot"
i thought you hated broke people???????
i thought you hated broke people???????
Happy #treatyoself day, y'all. Buy a fancy cookie! Put on a face mask! Do crimes!
a man in a sequined jacket says clothes
ALT: a man in a sequined jacket says clothes
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October 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Happy #treatyoself day, y'all. Buy a fancy cookie! Put on a face mask! Do crimes!