Doug Gorius
dgorius.bsky.social
Doug Gorius
@dgorius.bsky.social
Baltimore denizen.
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Anybody watching this Trump program knows that it’s all fiction & performance. His “instincts;” his “deal-making;” his status as “the ultimate CEO.” It’s utter fiction. It’s awful that media figures w/a reasonable level of sophistication pretend that the silly stories from Trump camp are credible.
WATCH: New reporting from the New York Times suggests President Trump's decision to strike Iran was not based on intelligence, but rather on the wall-to-wall coverage he saw on Fox News.
'His intel was the TV': How Fox News influenced Trump's decision to strike Iran
YouTube video by MSNBC
www.youtube.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Get in loser, we’re crashing the goddamn economy
March 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Lots of "Very Serious People" don't want to admit what is plain and obvious and in front of our eyes and explains so much:

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two of the most ignorant and uninformed people to ever be allowed near public office anywhere in the western world.

It's obvious to all of us.
February 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I have more respect for the people who just said “he’s a jerk and I hate everyone and I just wanna watch things burn” than this level of utterly delusional bonkery
we're cooked
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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JOSEPH: got any rooms

INNKEEPER: no

JOSEPH: i want to see your manager

INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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cheers to photo editors at numerous publications for choosing matt gaetz photos from immediately after he went to the botox place and asked for the full romulan
November 19, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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We are seeing, even before the implementation of Project 2025, how you are voting for an entire Administration.

Quite literally everyone Trump will nominate will be worse than the person Harris would have nominated.
November 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—
November 3, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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Time to re-share my shameful confession from last year:

It’s me, the person putting drugs in the Halloween candy 🍭

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
October 27, 2023 at 10:32 PM