Devon
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Devon | He/Him | Sometimes makes art | Certified Pre-Owned Shitposter | Cincy Born | Admin of @bilbcord-ooc.bsky.social
I think this website is in a bad place, I just saw a clearly AI "pet compilation" video and the comment section was *not* full of people calling it AI trash and running the account off the site. Make AI posters afraid again
December 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I think this website is in a bad place, I just saw a clearly AI "pet compilation" video and the comment section was *not* full of people calling it AI trash and running the account off the site. Make AI posters afraid again
The idea of pardoning a turkey implies that all turkeys have done crimes so heinous we have to slaughter them under normal circumstances
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The idea of pardoning a turkey implies that all turkeys have done crimes so heinous we have to slaughter them under normal circumstances
"This hot new meal holiday meal is filling, delicious, and festive"
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"This hot new meal holiday meal is filling, delicious, and festive"
I'm going on a cross country drive tomorrow and my debit card had to be cancelled today - surely that is a good omen for this journey!
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm going on a cross country drive tomorrow and my debit card had to be cancelled today - surely that is a good omen for this journey!
Surely consuming an apple and pork rinds at 4am is an indicator of a healthy lifestyle
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Surely consuming an apple and pork rinds at 4am is an indicator of a healthy lifestyle
Sorry folks you can only call people bro if they're your biological brother now, words can't have different meanings across different cultures (even though I call relatives not my aunt/uncle by that term and i am pasty as shit)
i love the logic of “it we purposely misunderstand a cultural difference people will start to turn on zohran mamdani!”
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Sorry folks you can only call people bro if they're your biological brother now, words can't have different meanings across different cultures (even though I call relatives not my aunt/uncle by that term and i am pasty as shit)
Reposted by Devon
Me: I never have any time to play videogames these days
(Gets very sick)
Me, weakly: oh cool, free time
(Gets very sick)
Me, weakly: oh cool, free time
October 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me: I never have any time to play videogames these days
(Gets very sick)
Me, weakly: oh cool, free time
(Gets very sick)
Me, weakly: oh cool, free time
This is the kind of mystical, aura-radiating shit I'm here for
September 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is the kind of mystical, aura-radiating shit I'm here for
He's going to bring the Dutch back
Fine. Whatever you need to tell yourself to actually enact change in this country
September 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
He's going to bring the Dutch back
So how we all doing, living through this page of a future history textbook
September 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So how we all doing, living through this page of a future history textbook
QRP with your skull art (I haven't done this before, i should post my work more often)
September 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
QRP with your skull art (I haven't done this before, i should post my work more often)
That Guy isn't going to be able to cancel a single event/appearance/press conference for the next 3 years without the internet going nuts and im here for it
August 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
That Guy isn't going to be able to cancel a single event/appearance/press conference for the next 3 years without the internet going nuts and im here for it
I think if you make a bad enough take and try to lock your replies we should have an override option to open them back up and allow our words to plague you in your dreams for all eternity
August 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I think if you make a bad enough take and try to lock your replies we should have an override option to open them back up and allow our words to plague you in your dreams for all eternity
It's crazy how easy it is to make something like this without burning lakes (And you probably are already paying people money to do stuff like that)
August 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It's crazy how easy it is to make something like this without burning lakes (And you probably are already paying people money to do stuff like that)
this place is going to go crazy
August 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
this place is going to go crazy
He's about to lobotomize grok again
August 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
He's about to lobotomize grok again
I'm all for scientists but maybe we should be shutting them down when they start pulling stuff like this
August 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I'm all for scientists but maybe we should be shutting them down when they start pulling stuff like this
Self reflection requires a self to reflect upon
July 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Self reflection requires a self to reflect upon
Up there in the running for understatement of the year
A couple embarrassed to be caught on the big screen cuddling at a Coldplay concert in Massachusetts this week sent the Internet into a frenzy. It's not the first time kiss cams have caused mishaps at stadium events.
Kiss cam incident at Coldplay concert highlights the technology's awkward history
A couple embarrassed to be caught on the big screen cuddling at a Coldplay concert in Massachusetts this week sent the Internet into a frenzy. It's not the first time kiss cams have caused mishaps at stadium events.
n.pr
July 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Up there in the running for understatement of the year
"French fries essential in today's world" says CEO of potatoes
Nvidia's CEO described AI as essential infrastructure in today’s world, comparable to electricity in its importance.
July 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
"French fries essential in today's world" says CEO of potatoes
"remember when" bro what do you mean it was yesterday of course I don't remember
July 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"remember when" bro what do you mean it was yesterday of course I don't remember
That post shift shower hits hard
July 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
That post shift shower hits hard
Horrible day, decided to make a cup of coffee after a sleepless night. Got out the french press, had perfectly eyeballed enough water to heat to warm the cup and brew the perfect amount of coffee, went to pour a bit of milk in it (which had an expiration date of july 12 btw) and boom, spoiled milk.
July 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Horrible day, decided to make a cup of coffee after a sleepless night. Got out the french press, had perfectly eyeballed enough water to heat to warm the cup and brew the perfect amount of coffee, went to pour a bit of milk in it (which had an expiration date of july 12 btw) and boom, spoiled milk.
I think a simple rebranding of "buy now, pay later" to "taking out a loan" would help a lot with putting it into perspective for people. "I put this video game on a buy now pay later plan" sounds a lot more innocuous than "I took out a loan to buy this video game"
July 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I think a simple rebranding of "buy now, pay later" to "taking out a loan" would help a lot with putting it into perspective for people. "I put this video game on a buy now pay later plan" sounds a lot more innocuous than "I took out a loan to buy this video game"