Lol! My parents always referred to him as touchdown Jesus because, y'know, 🙌

So I used to live near this guy up in Ohio we used to call him big butter Jesus because he looked like he was made of butter. I remember watching him burn on the news

:o is that wood burning? I have an axehead i made during a blacksmithing class once (it looks so much less cool) and i have been wanting to make the handle look cooler

certainly has been the most community ever to commune, perhaps ever

He's letting us know we will rue the day we ever crossed his path, RUE THE DAY!!

The monkey paw of time management closes upon hearing your wish

The fear of maiming enhances the presentation

They made massacres woke :(

its hard to see other people living out your dreams (being cold enough to be bundled up all cozy in blankets)

To truly ponder the orb, one must become what they ponder most