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Devon
@devon.eoplath.design
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Devon | He/Him | Sometimes makes art | Certified Pre-Owned Shitposter | Cincy Born | Admin of @bilbcord-ooc.bsky.social
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"This hot new meal holiday meal is filling, delicious, and festive"
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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An image of a star with a smiling face and balloons in the background. In the foreground the words "DICK DOWN!" are present on a pink, red, and purple gradient
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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QRP with your skull art (I haven't done this before, i should post my work more often)
The seal of the Presscorps Casualty Office, containing a skull with two crossed quills below it. The motto is "Who wants to live forever anyways" The seal of the 205th Helldivers Corps, a crying skull inside an emblem that appears to be a wreath. The motto is "Death is just a fact of life"
September 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Someone said this looks like a @nightvaleradio.bsky.social poster and boy were they right
An edited version of the original post that is colored purple and edited to be posted by Nightvale_CC
August 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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damn, no 👌
July 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Next read, wanted to read this one for a minute, was stoked to see the local library had a copy!
A picture of the cover of the book "Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat" by Samin Nosrat
July 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Watching the bear again and it's crazy to think John mulaney wasn't even supposed to be there he just showed up looking like that (citation needed)
John mulaney wearing a vertical striped polo buttoned up to the top button. What a style
June 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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breakfast burritos 👍
a photo of a breakfast burrito on a paper plate, cut in half. Inside is eggs, sausage, potatoes, and cheese. The tortilla is lightly crisped
June 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Instead of burning a small rain forest to make a shitty AI picture of a chicken with a trump haircut, you can use infinitesimally less electricity to make a shitty picture yourself, and it has the bonus of being considered art. Took me 5 minutes start to finish, and that includes writing this
a picture of a chicken with trumps hair edited on. It wasn't made with AI, but rather my own hands and a free version of photoshop, proving anyone can do it.
May 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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it's giving Cowboy "All Quiet on the Western Front" cover
An image of a book cover for All Quiet on the Western Front, however the cover depicts a cowboy riding a horse and cacti, which is odd for a WWI book about the horrors of war
May 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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fight for democracy yet you're using the forest burning water eating plagiarism machine to do what takes about 4-5 minutes to do in photoshop
screenshot from an account called "Fight for democracy!" that contains an AI generated image of a book that says "How to avoid vaccines and die like a medieval peasant" by robert kennedy. The AI yuck is clear
May 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Consider, it's not wine but what better pairing could there be?
A bottle of Arby's branded, curly fry flavored vodka. Yes. It's real. God weeps.
March 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I finished watching Chernobyl (super late i know, but i have friends who haven't seen band of brothers and that show's old enough to drink but w/e) and this was the only commentary i had to add that hasn't been said about it already. Amazing show, 10/10 would recommend.
A 3 panel meme. The first panel is the impractical jokers standing in front of a tv, giving instructions to murr. The second panel is white with black text that says "Look around you, Murr. Look at your coworkers. Your comrades in arms. Look past them. To the city beyond. 50,000 people. Your friends and family. Look beyond them. 300,000 people affected. Your actions will ruin the continent for centuries to come. Countless dead. Untold suffering. You know the flaw, Murr. You know the flaw. You know what it will do. You will not survive this day but you will be one of the lucky ones. Do it, Murr. Press AZ-5." The third panel is the three jokers from the first panel laughing. The third panel is filled with noise, like multicolored television static, created to invoke the effect radiation has on film/photography. God had no hand in making this, im sorry.
March 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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QuotePost with a picture you took in a National Park.

Mammoth Cave National Park, 2024 (Two because i couldnt decide which one i wanted to show)

#NationalParkService America's Best Idea
A grainy photo of a park ranger lit by an oil lamp, telling a story. A grainy photo of the Coffin of Giants, a geological feature of mammoth cave national park. It looks like a giant block of stone, inside of a cave.
February 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Sitting here playing Tiny Glade after a long day at work, it gives me a swamp map. I know what I must do, I must make southern gothic out of this medieval/Tudor building game
A moody photograph of a southern gothic style church made in the game Tiny Glade. Its poking out of a swamp full of lillypads and cattails. A single lamp frames the stone building with warm light in its windows. It invokes a feeling of familiarity and unease all at the same time.
February 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Happy Small Boulder The Size of A Large Boulder day to all who celebrate, May your boulders be small, but the size of the large.
A tweet from San Miguel Sheriff: "Large Boulder The Size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane highway 145 mm78 at Silver pick rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area". Attached is a picture of said boulder. It's a large boulder about the size of a small one. The word boulder has stopped making sense to me. The tweet is dated Jan 27, 2020
January 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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there's an onion headline that goes exactly like this
A screenshot from The Onion. An article titled "Report: No, really, TSA to require real ID this year"
January 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Now if only we could get them to watch true cinema... A certain 1996 adaptation of Romeo and Juliet...
December 24, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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a youtube video titled "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42"
November 10, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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The Timeline Has Spoken, Mr. Green
October 26, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Y'all killed it tonight @thelongestjohns.bsky.social! Thanks for making a stop at Dallas before going home! 🤠
October 13, 2024 at 6:24 AM
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Ah, crap
Celebrating 10 million users: #122,667 First 10%
September 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Promises made, promises kept!
September 13, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Drinking thick water for that extra hydrating boost
A bottle of "THICK-IT: THICKENED WATER"
September 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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I dare not open the back to take another photo (things will fall out) but I GOT EVERYTHING IN THERE (photo from the halfway point)
The open back of a small SUV, half full of boxes and bags. The car is about half full, but soon won't be
September 10, 2024 at 10:46 PM