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Ryan
@desertcreosote.com
He/Him

I do things with servers and security.

rm -rf /Reality/Yours; wget https://rhoving.com/reality.html /Reality/MyOwn
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Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
September 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
The Trump-Miller administration's single-minded focus on migration is starting to impact the availability of drugs in the US, according to this detail from a very good investigation @wsj.com published today.

www.wsj.com/world/americ...
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Elon Musk: "race mixing is bad. Italy for Italians!"

*woman next to him moves as far away as possible*
January 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Y'ALL, my brother made something neat. He's not on here so I'll post for him, but would you like to waste ai data scrapers by getting them stuck in a virtual tarpit? Now you can! :D

zadzmo.org/code/nepenth...
January 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I made the mistake of loading Whill Wheeeaton's blocklist on Twitter back in the mists of time, and was like "Ok, yeah it's majority dickheads, but also includes everyone who has ever posted "Shut Up, Wesley"
November 13, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Wow these Sabrina Carpenter songs are all about sex if you really listen to the lyrics. Subtle but it's there
November 13, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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he's been punched like three times. the authorities have taken his passport and aren't letting him leave the country. a country where everyone is trying to punch him.
November 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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apparently there is a really good thread somewhere on bluesky breaking down the johnny somali saga in Korea so I'll be brief: a super annoying American shock streamer desecrated a comfort women memorial and Koreans are now crowdfunding bail (+ rewards????) for anyone who punches him out in public
November 15, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Oh its bad bad
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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There it is
November 15, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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Elon Musk wouldn’t want you to share this post that bluesky is the number one app on iOS and Threads is the number three app

Don’t retreat this or follow me on both

Elon Musk wouldn’t be happy if you did
November 15, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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it's just going to be this, over and over, until Vivek and Elon get bored
November 15, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Wowwww
November 14, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?
November 14, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.
November 14, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Hey new users— we’ve been trying to build a strong culture of expecting alt text. Take it from me, because I’ve heard from them: there are blind people on this app and they appreciate being included. You can also turn on a setting that prevents you from posting images without it, if you forget
November 11, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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I'm sitting here considering buying a newer iPhone for its security features but not wanting to suffer iOS, only to realize my Galaxy S10 hasn't been updated since March 2023.
fozzie bear is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee
Alt: fozzie bear is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee, doing a facepalm
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 3:11 AM