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actually this is my first rodeo and I am very scared
rest in peace george connolly, sorry that you made the final years of your life so embarrassing for yourself
May 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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has anyone noticed that this guy sucks shit?
California built the film industry — and we’re ready to bring even more jobs home.

We’ve proven what strong state incentives can do. Now it’s time for a real federal partnership to Make America Film Again.

POTUS, let’s get it done.
May 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Isn’t he just trolling us?

Isn’t the president of the United States just trolling us—the irony-poisoned, too-online fraction of his domestic political opposition—at the expense of potentially inflaming the world’s 1.4 billion Catholics against himself, American missions abroad, and the whole US?
May 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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the entire democratic party needs to bury every clinton consultant at sea and just go pritzker mode. how much bigger a softball can they give you than a suit saying “we want your entire lineage in factories forever”
Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
April 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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i want to still believe, really have to believe, that the great majority of people simply do not want to live like this
April 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I wish the US political system had more opportunities for this level of humiliation. I wish the republicans could lose an election so hard that Dylan Mulvaney automatically becomes CEO of Tesla
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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NEW: Per multiple sources, the National Cancer Institute’s Board of Scientific Advisors has been entirely disbanded.
April 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Mr. Carney sir you have been given a mandate to annex Minnesota
April 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I know it is a remarkable shift but we sometimes have to take a step back and remember Donald Trump’s message was literally “you will soon be part of America, no I am not joking”, this wasn’t him barfing on Justin Trudeau or something he literally wants their country
It's really hard to overstate how hugely favored conservatives were up until two months ago.

Here's the graph of Canadian polling between March 2023 and March 2025. (Reminder: blue is conservative.)

Those are months and months of 20+ point leads for Tories.
April 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Here it comes.
April 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This whole clip is truly unbelievably great. I am genuinely astounded by how good this is.
Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.
April 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
need a hottie to do a military coup
April 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
need a hottie to do a military coup
April 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I appreciate what this is trying to do but I doubt that he peacefully leaves at the end of his term and I doubt that the rest of the governmental infrastructure can survive until we find out and I don't think "we have to survive 3.5 years and then we'll be fine" is correct politically or morally
Our cover this week.
April 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Jake Tapper: "One 60 Minutes source tells me, 'The lawsuit was baseless. Bill Owens wouldn't apologize. He wouldn't bend. He fought for the broadcast and for independent journalism and that cost him his job. It's shameful.'"
April 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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April 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Woke pope spitting fire today
April 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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it’s been 4 months since everyone has abandoned Woke and everything is so bad Woke is starting to return already. Woke is back
April 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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i have no doubt that senator van hollen was genuinely concerned for the safety and welfare of abrego garcia BUT ALSO this is what i'm talking about when i say POLITICAL AMBITION. van hollen may well make himself a household name and nationally recognized political figure with this move
April 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society

Autistic kids:
April 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM